I can spend literally hours on wikipedia
sadly this has turned my brain in to a sort of internet dumping ground and pushes important things like Science (TM) out of my brain when I really need to keep that sort of thing where it is.
Failing that, I read, or start hassling my friends by text.

I really must get some stuff listed on ebay and start my Christmas shopping. Less than seven weeks now, you know...
(berk, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:27, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You should totally go on The Weakest Link

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Alright, chap?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Hello sir
Sorry for sporadic posting and replies, work has gone mental. Yet somehow I'm nobly finding the time to procrastinate.

How are you keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Fair, old bean. Fair.
Exactly the same on the work front.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I totally shouldn't
I'd have a gigantic brain fart, make a fool of myself and be voted out in the second round.
(berk, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Maybe you should try an easier gameshow
Deal or No Deal maybe?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I'd never sink so low
I'd be alright at Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, I reckon. It's just getting your answer right quicker than everyone else at the start that I'd probably struggle with.
(berk, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Sssshhhh!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

a lady at my work jsut emailed me lots of kisses and when i scrollewd down somebody had emailed her something rude from me when i went for a wee
?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHA
What did you 'say' to her?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Im starting to think you have the hots for me, I think your much more sexy than sue


mwah xx
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)

have you previously slipped sue a digit or two?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)

no I paid sue a compliment earlier and said her jacket made her look like a callgirl

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)

See, this is why you should always lock your computer when you go away from your desk.
Not doing this was a disciplinary offence in every job I've ever had because of the confidential nature of a lot of the work we did.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Depends where you work.
My last job you had to lock it, of some wag would email the entire company confessing, in your name, to fucking hamsters, here it's fine, everyone's professional and most of them fear me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

nothing confidential here, not very professional at all really

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)

most mental asylums are a bit like that, i hear

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

yeah, you should see the abuse that goes on
the other day it took 6 orderlys to stop me from raping taht one guy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

On the spot sackable offence to give someone your password for us.
Same if someone sent an abusive email from your computer. Your PC, your responsibility.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

You're in there lad.
don't blow it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)

i hiope not, apparently her husbands a bit violent

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)

You'll be fine.
Just stand up to him and he'll back down, all bullies are cowards really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I shall be leaving my Christmas shopping until late
as the retailers have had a very tough year and will need a good christmas to balance the books, therefore Christmas sales will be rife, mark my words.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I'll try and do most of it online
having to go out and wrestle with other shoppers in shitty weather really puts the knackers on my Christmas cheer.
(berk, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)

The sales will b online as well, mark my words
*works in retail*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I worked at WHSmith for *counts* five Christmases running
I'm so glad I no longer work in retail, particularly at this time of year.
(berk, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)

nah, I work for a marketing consultancy, but we specialise in retail
fuck being on the shop floor, I did my time in Gap
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)

You should totally get barryfromeastenders a placement there, it's his degree dontchanoe

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I'm planning on making loads of my xmas presents
on account of how I'm fucking skint. And I can pretend that handmade means I care, or something.

People will feel obliged to be grateful.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)