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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, that was shit.
So let's have the thread I posted for 2 seconds this morning,but deleted, like a gentleman, when I saw I'd be threadstopmping Nakers first shit thread of the day:

Procrastination is a terrible thing, it stops you getting round to what you should do, but you often don't enjoy whatever it is your procrastinating time filler is, because you know you should be getting on with the important stuff.

How do you procrastinate and do you actually enjoy it (we'll take this place as a a given)?

Alt: if you could get your arse in gear to get one thing done in the next week what would it be?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:48, 219 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I go through all the shitty paperwork I acrue each week and shred most of it.
It makes me feel like I've achieved something.

Alt: I want to get something peirced.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Were you thinking of anything in particular?
Also what do you think of the Tribute CQ?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)
As he suffers from ADHD he'll probably change it again shortly.
Not sure about the piercing. Probably ear or nether regions. Trouble is my peircer is in Manchester so I won't be able to get there for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:03, Reply)
get one of those bars in the back of your neck

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Nah! don't fancy it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Wise.
they are a bugger for getting caught/infected or growing out.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
^this
I fancy another naughty peircing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I know someone who had her nips done and then
dermals down to her clit piercing, then she could lace them like a corset...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Took my nip ones out.
They were done more as a case of bravado than anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
bra-vado

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Bra-vo dear buy, bra-vo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
telly, internet, cleaning etc etc all the usual
Alt: Burn your tent down with you in it :*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
I was going to say I don't have a tent, but I do, it's just not the sort you can pitch outside st. pauls
It only works in the countryside.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)
THEY HAVE FIRE IN THE COUNTRYSIDE AS WELL YOU KNOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Yes dear.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)
RAAAAAWWWWWWWRWOOOJIBBER

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Is it your time of the month?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)
If you paid any attention to me or our relationship you'd know that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
hehe!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Perfect response.
*Enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I tend to daydream
Or read, or play poker, or ride my bike, or go to the pub... any one of a dozen things. And yes, I do enjoy it. Except the waking-up-at-3am-in-a-panic-because-you've-done-fuck-all-work-for-the-last-month part.

Alt: More work on my very important degree project.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)
What degree are you doing?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
45

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 18:49, Reply)
This "working" lark is a bit of a bastard.
I cannot proselfflagellate otherwise it all goes tits.

Alt: So many things.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I often sit at home at the weekend and stare out the window watching the squirrels play in the trees opposite my house.
This is usually done when I'm supposed to be cleaning.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)
*reduces Blousies valium perscription*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Hell no! I'm not really supposed to do it as I start thinking about stuff and that way lies madness.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Do you ever wonde if you did too much speed, or whatever, back in the day
leaving you unnaturally calm? Or is it just that I am incapable of sitting still for 2 minutes, so you look calm to me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Haha! I never thought of that.
I'm just naturally sedate, hence my love of speed back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I used to do it because
of my love of getting fucked up!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
used to?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Ahem!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I've ocasionally wondered if the reason Im not as smart as I once was is due to weed
or headbanging, but I reckon it's due to lack of mental exercise and laziness.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I think weed ruined my memory

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I do worry about this, but I think it was never great, although I can't really remember.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I masturbate furiously to internet porn.
Hmmm in the next week I shall clean my bike like I do every week only properly this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)
But you have A HOT WIFE?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
with a vagina of ice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
This reminded me of:
oglaf.com/snowqueen/ VERY NSFW, for a comic.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Haha! love that comic.
I like the little statements at the top. Usually makes me giggle more than the cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I've been meaning to link you to that for a while.
It's one of the best I follow, but annoyingly I can't check it at work.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
YES! A HOT WIFE
With a low sex drive. I can't wait until she is in her thirtys and gagging for it so I can say "Not tonight love, I'm tired right out"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
*clutches straws*
*misses*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I hate to tell you this but not all women start gagging for it in their thirties.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Their teens?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Only the ones who aren't gagging for it in their twenties I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Could be true. Certainly in my case, but don't take my experience as the norm.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Ride it through a car wash
but don't foget to wear a kagool!!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Right, I've put off responding to this thread for long enough (SEE WHAT I DID THERE? LOL!!)
My achilles heel always used to be marijuana - I much prefer being stoned to not being stoned. Unfortunately this has the potential to turn you into a lazy, feckless individual, sitting around stoned and not getting anything done.
So I changed my approach. I use it as a motivational tool now - do this task then reward yourself with a joint. Or, if I have some menial task to do, such as washing dishes, I get stoned first and the job doesn't seem so bad then (and the dishes get really clean). This approach has actually worked surprisingly well, so I guess this means I was just lazy in my 20s...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
You know...
I love grass but 2 months without it and you don't miss it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Oh I know
I gave up for two years when my son was born and didn't miss it.
I am about to give up once and for all when my current stocks are gone. It is the easiest drug to give up, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
It is.
But once you have a joint again it's like...this is fun. And cheaper than alcohol.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I used to smoke every day...very bad for me, my social life, my Uni work etc
then I only smoked for pleasure and stopped when i moved to london, purely sa I didn't have a dealer, I do miss it occsionally, like when your in on a Saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Do you lick the plates clean?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)
*looks sheepish*
sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
whats procrastination?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I'll tell you later

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I can spend literally hours on wikipedia
sadly this has turned my brain in to a sort of internet dumping ground and pushes important things like Science (TM) out of my brain when I really need to keep that sort of thing where it is.
Failing that, I read, or start hassling my friends by text.

I really must get some stuff listed on ebay and start my Christmas shopping. Less than seven weeks now, you know...
(berk, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)
You should totally go on The Weakest Link

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Alright, chap?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Hello sir
Sorry for sporadic posting and replies, work has gone mental. Yet somehow I'm nobly finding the time to procrastinate.

How are you keeping?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Fair, old bean. Fair.
Exactly the same on the work front.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)
I totally shouldn't
I'd have a gigantic brain fart, make a fool of myself and be voted out in the second round.
(berk, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Maybe you should try an easier gameshow
Deal or No Deal maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I'd never sink so low
I'd be alright at Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, I reckon. It's just getting your answer right quicker than everyone else at the start that I'd probably struggle with.
(berk, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Sssshhhh!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
a lady at my work jsut emailed me lots of kisses and when i scrollewd down somebody had emailed her something rude from me when i went for a wee
?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
What did you 'say' to her?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Im starting to think you have the hots for me, I think your much more sexy than sue


mwah xx
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)
have you previously slipped sue a digit or two?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)
no I paid sue a compliment earlier and said her jacket made her look like a callgirl

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
See, this is why you should always lock your computer when you go away from your desk.
Not doing this was a disciplinary offence in every job I've ever had because of the confidential nature of a lot of the work we did.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Depends where you work.
My last job you had to lock it, of some wag would email the entire company confessing, in your name, to fucking hamsters, here it's fine, everyone's professional and most of them fear me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
nothing confidential here, not very professional at all really

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:51, Reply)
most mental asylums are a bit like that, i hear

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
yeah, you should see the abuse that goes on
the other day it took 6 orderlys to stop me from raping taht one guy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
On the spot sackable offence to give someone your password for us.
Same if someone sent an abusive email from your computer. Your PC, your responsibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
You're in there lad.
don't blow it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
i hiope not, apparently her husbands a bit violent

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:40, Reply)
You'll be fine.
Just stand up to him and he'll back down, all bullies are cowards really.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I shall be leaving my Christmas shopping until late
as the retailers have had a very tough year and will need a good christmas to balance the books, therefore Christmas sales will be rife, mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I'll try and do most of it online
having to go out and wrestle with other shoppers in shitty weather really puts the knackers on my Christmas cheer.
(berk, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)
The sales will b online as well, mark my words
*works in retail*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I worked at WHSmith for *counts* five Christmases running
I'm so glad I no longer work in retail, particularly at this time of year.
(berk, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)
nah, I work for a marketing consultancy, but we specialise in retail
fuck being on the shop floor, I did my time in Gap
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)
You should totally get barryfromeastenders a placement there, it's his degree dontchanoe

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I'm planning on making loads of my xmas presents
on account of how I'm fucking skint. And I can pretend that handmade means I care, or something.

People will feel obliged to be grateful.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Alt: I need a new house and a new car, but I'm shit at sorting out big grown-up things
I also intend to record an album before the birth of my next child (due in 5 weeks)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:48, Reply)
b3ta, clearly!
a particular piece of work that has been on my desk for the last 2 weeks.

or lose 137 stone.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:49, Reply)
You told me you weren't fat.
Also, this is your second incidence of not reading properly today 'Swipo - the question clearly stated that b3ta could be taken as read.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:52, Reply)
i don't think i've ever said that
however, it is true that if i lost 137 stone, i would be in many many many negatives of pounds.

ssssh. lawyers never read anything!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Except their pay cheques.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)
haha yeah right
the haemorrhaging of tax and NI would make me weep.

they are all in my drawer, still sealed!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Tsk.
So rich you don't even count your money.... *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)
i can't count

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I didn't for one moment think that you were currently 144 stone
I can spot an exaggeration when I see one.
If I could be bothered to use the search I could provide you with evidence of your claims, but I am too busy procrastinating.

I bet you read the amount on the cheque to cross reference with your invoice.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:57, Reply)
some bits of me are skinny
the boobs are many tonnes of fat. stupid things.

no, my accounts department does that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)
out of context click

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)
You little cock.
*fails, once again to keep a straight face*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Aside from b3ta?
There's facebook, lamebook, cheezeburger network, DYAC.... there's a pretty big list actually.

Alt: a bit of cleaning wouldn't go amiss.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Reading this post made me stop procrastinating and do so much work that I forgot to have a cuppa.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)
This is so many kinds of wrong it shouldn't exist.
Like Louie Spence.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)
LOOIE SKPENKS

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
If you go and get another one, will you make me one too?
I'm fucking freezing over here.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I had to get Starbucks tea. It's too big and that.
Our cafe is a Starbucks now. I just wanted a mug of builder's tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Remind me next month that I need to bring my special milk with me.
Tesco do a pack of travel portions of Lactofree which is really handy. If I don't take that away with me, I have to have soy milk, which is just too sweet. And, frankly, weird. I mean, how do you milk a tofu cow?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I saw kitten milk on Friday.
Who would milk a kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I was going to say 'a massive deviant'
but you beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
is that what you do for a living?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
why is it so quiet around here at the moment?
where's all the other bitches at?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:18, Reply)
WORKING AND NOT HAVING A CUPPA

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)
now people say procrastination is the thief of time
and it really seems procrastination is a fault of mine
i just can't seem to get things done, and here's the reason why
i say, oh yes, i'll see to that...
i'll do it by and by.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
see below

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)
One of them's pretending to be me.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)
He's growing on you, isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I think he's boss

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)
like some kind of parasite or cancer?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
i'm GONNA DIE IN A FIRE
aieeeeeeeeeee!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:23, Reply)
you mistyped your sig
you meant IRRITATING, not IMITATING
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
oh wait actually i should check the lectrics on my water heater, it's been cutting out and crackling for days
hope i still have a home to go to tonight
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
My gas central heating keeps going off after a few hours.
Because it's at least staying on for a couple of hours the landlord thinks I should just lump it.
I have refused. Now the WORST of all their engineers is coming out to break it more and tell lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
i don't rmember asking
thx anyway tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Anytime.
I'm generous like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Do you want mr b3th to talk you through what could be wrong and that?
He's actually pretty good at plumbing (just not the lady kind, taht really freaks him out). he did offer the other week, but I forgot to mention it to you, and then I assumed you'd got it sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)
if it's messing around with the timer, cool
otherwise unfortunately she has to lump it with the landlord, as if she does anything - eg calling her own plumber - the landlord could argue that she has invalidated any warranties etc and could pursue her for spurious costs!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
This ^

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Well, el cunto is coming on wednesday and they won't let me fiddle with it anyway
But do ask him what he thinks it is so I can sound a bit knowledgeable.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Let me know what time you're home and we'll give you a call.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I'm in work tonight.
Oh never mind. He'll come and lie anyway and there's fuck all I can do.
I'll be gone soon hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)
if it's cutting out intermittently it'll be one of the valves, they tend to get worn out over time as it's usually just a bit of rubber (like a balloon) which cuts out at certain temperatures, pressures etc
tell the gas man to bring spares or order them from the manufacturer in advance, fiddling wiht it will only provide a temporary solution

LOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)
he's a cunt.
He once blew the pump up to pretend that the pump had always been blown up, but I'd seen the pump the day before and it wasn't exploded.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)
sorry you seem to have talked to me again without my asking you to
not sure where you get off thinking your it pal, but i suggest you leave it art
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Stop engaging with me then.
You gave me the green light with the valves thing there, you can't deny it lid.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:39, Reply)
+ f

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)
the more you talk to me the jealouser rswipe'll get and she don't seem like the most stable person at the best of tiems

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)
no, really
you're all hers. or anyone's.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)
i thought we got back together after i dumped uyo?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)
He already grew on me, hence why Darth and I adopted him.
this level of adulation is maybe a bit much.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)
sorry, not pretendin to be you, want me to change my name back now?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:22, Reply)
No, it's OK lad, you can keep that one if you like.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I am having the shittest day on record, in the shittest month on record.
And I am lurking, rather than posting, in order to stop myself exploding my woe-is-me all over the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Funny, 'cause that does read a bit woe-is-me-like

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
yeah tell her to pull it together FFS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
there there.
*points to Beachy Head*

there there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Much like Quentin is a thief of oxygen.

Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)
i think we could be SUPER friends

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I think you are a repulsive bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)
i think you are jsut a big GRUMPy bear who needs a MASSIVE cuddle

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)
He is.
He does.
Are you offering?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:29, Reply)
i'm more than happy to squeeze some love into him

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Good luck.
He's always proper narked unless forrins are serving him their delicacies.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)

serving him their delicacies showing him their papers.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:35, Reply)

r
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)

some love my limp, withered penis
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Everything about you and your Godforsaken ilk
fills me with nausea and revulsion. Just reading your name fills my mouth with the acrid sting of bile.

I would like nothing more than to dance with glee on your fly-blown corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:36, Reply)
i was kind of hoping for the slow-roasted fire version
so maybe they are floating pieces of ashy quentin, rather than flies?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

quentin bert
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)

rsi nis
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)
id' like to dance with you too, see? we can be friends

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:38, Reply)
I'd rather be friends with Peter Sutcliffe.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)
You are Jimmy Savile aicmfp.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)
U R Jimmy Saville AICMFP
EDIT: PISS!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Too late, bucko.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)
hello sexbomb sexbomb you're a sexbomb
how's your monday??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Fucking bollocks, thanks for asking.
Yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:34, Reply)
same :(
am just getting a date in the diary with gonz, how are you and lusty fixed for the week after next??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:37, Reply)
It all depends on Lusty's work shifts and my child access situation
I'm afraid we don't know the details of either until the start of each week. V keen though, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)
ok, we will let you know!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:51, Reply)
Splendid.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Dear god.
Even I'm having trouble telling what I posted and what is Quentin.

Please tell me you can tell the difference my internet chums.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)
You have an icon.
In other news, mr b3th has just brought me a cup of tea. I knew there was a reason I kept him around.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Yay for attentive husbands!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)
That's not what your wife said!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:05, Reply)
want me to change then?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Up to you sunshine.
I should maybe just MTFU and get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:50, Reply)
STOP CONFUSING ME
it's difficult enough just being here
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)
It's OK, you didn't ask to be born.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:53, Reply)
I really dint
if my life were the opening scene of look whose talking i'd be the sperm at the back going

'nah mate, not interested. nah serious, i don't even like eggs'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Life can be fun though.
Just get through puberty and it gets better. By the time you hit 30-35 life is almost good.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I'm 36
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)
you're the same age as me? really? fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Cor, and me!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)
phew
people who are OLDER than i am!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)
if it isn't lying about this as well
that's possibly the most depressing thing I've read all week.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)
I'm not 36

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)
thank god for that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:12, Reply)
IU'm 42

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:12, Reply)
u r such a ridle quenten!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:22, Reply)
a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mysetery wearing a fancy new coat

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)
I appear to have missed some impersonation comedy
Lol and indeed roffle.

Alt: I really need to produce some hard milestones for my blood project but I fucking hate producing milestones and Gantt shite.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:02, Reply)
it does depend on how one defines comedy, mein lieb

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:02, Reply)
I think if you ever see me using lol or roffle
it's safe to assume I'm being stupendously sarcastic, so it's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)
oh, ok
i will remember that next time you tell me how stunning i am. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)
touche once again.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)
i have never touched you!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)
L@L

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)
the lady doth protest too much...

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)
look
your dreams don't count, ok?

nor do your frenetic soapy shower-wank fantasies
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:11, Reply)
even if they are nightmares?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:12, Reply)
nor do your frenetic soapy shower-wank fantasies

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)
you're just getting all flustered and repeating yourself, now.
perhaps you should have a nice lie down?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:20, Reply)
she's easily wound up this one, don't rattel er cage

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:21, Reply)
tccch
if my jokes are too subtle for you...

..... as if, some of us will be here past the arse-end of midnight today :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:23, Reply)
for once I might get out of here before 7, thank fuck.
small mercies.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:25, Reply)
part-timer!
what is the copperhead road deal anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:26, Reply)
I probably get paid about half as much as you
and average 60 hour weeks, so unless you're working 120 hours, strictly you're more part time than me ;)

It's a song by Steve Earle. Or rather part of the lyrics of said song.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:29, Reply)
so what the hell's going on here, then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)
i won the interenet
again
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)
what are you going to do with it
now it's yours'?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Evening all

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:30, Reply)
I have awesome trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:33, Reply)
That's a 'turn up' for the book.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:36, Reply)
it's certainly a strides forward

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:37, Reply)
we should press on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:41, Reply)
cor blimey!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:42, Reply)

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