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Laugh your way through Christmas at this fantastic shared Christmas party in one of Leeds' most popular comedy clubs.

Upon arrival, your guests will greeted by their hilarious host for the night - Jackie Frost - and can enjoy a glass of mulled wine in the stunningly festive White Christmas Wonderland room.

Your guests will find fun Christmas crackers and novelties on their tables as well as tasty appetisers to whet their appetite before the delicious two course Christmas meal arrives.

Once you're full of tasty Christmas food, you can have fun reading your Christmas horoscope, laugh yourself silly during the three great comedy acts and dance 'til you drop with your friends and colleagues on the festive dancefloor.

With so much great Christmas entertainment on offer, your corporate Christmas party in Leeds will be incredibly fun, festive and enjoyable for all your guests
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:56, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh, "incredibly fun" ... I agree that doesn't bode well
get drunk, and then go batshit mental with a carving knife. That should liven stuff up. Or drug 50% of the mulled wine at random.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I'd go with both here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

It's the only way to be sure.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I'm pretty sure part two of your plan was on the cards anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Option three is organise it myself,
it's currently being organised by a 20year old admin girl.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

How many people is it for?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Just our team so about 9-11 depending on hangers on.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Allah ackbar!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

'IT'S A TRAP!!!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

^ 'cinema'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

'WITHABOAT'!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

So you'll be there with other ghastly corporate groups of gelled salesmen and slutty office tarts
sounds delightful...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

don't knock it
It's his best chance of getting some no-strings blart.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)

strings rohypnol

Also, blart is fucking great word and not used often enough, in my book.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Years ago a mate of mine described his new girlfriend as "his new tromming piece"
which I feel is epic. I also came within about a millisecond of starting my groom's speech with "on behalf of the Doris and I" as a bet. But I bottled it, coward that I am.

these are all good words and underused.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I'm going to suggest.
"go for a curry then go to a pub"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Do that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I think you're just going to have to kill yourself to escape that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Oh. Fucking. Hell.
You have my deepest sympathies for having to go to that. I would rather be kicked repeatedly in the bollocks than have to attend.

You poor sod.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)

You convinced me at the 'comedy' name of Jackie Frost.
Make your excuses and go to the Scarborough Taps instead. Or gaz Beekers, since he lives in Leeds.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

^^This

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Blatz a drag queen.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Even worse.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Oh dear, it's the Highlight Club isn't it
Lowest common denominator shite.
Won free tickets and I felt ripped off afterwards.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

He's getting about a bit
he's doing the same thing in Glasgow and Portsmouth. Also, this is sponsered by Fosters. I think this hasn't so much scraped the bottom of the barrel as crashed through it at speed and kept accelerating.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Actually, I feel for the poor sod who had to write that blurb.
I imagine he or she was probably sobbing softly into their glass of wine, despairing at the fact that they could have had a great career in copywriting but had been reduced to this due to an unfortunate incident with the bosses wife / husband.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)

...at the previous years's Xmas party.
With Joe Pasquale and a live PA by Dollar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Thank you, you've just ruined my brain for me.
You bastard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

On thinking about it, my last place threw a Christmas party at the Gateshead Hilton.
This included 'live' entertainment after the meal, supposedly a band. What we got instead was a dayglo, four piece, two boy-two girl X Factor reject act who proceeded to mime and jiggle to backing tracks. I think most people got up and left at that point.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Oh, you absolute shitweasel
I'm going to have to order more mindbleach.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)