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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have just had a Raspberry Ruffle bar
It is like a time machine for the tastebuds
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:58, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
YES!
I wants some cola cubes now.
and a quency cup!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)
I forgot just how FUCKING NOM they were

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)
I'm going to have to go to the shops soon, I needs one now!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Old skool ket only allowed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)
I have had to google ALL those things.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)
A frozen quency cup in summer.
Cutting your lip to fuck and being left with a minging lump of flavourless ice after two minutes.
YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)
All frozen shit like that was crap

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)
With enough flavourings and colours to keep you smashing windows all day long.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)
E233 - the breakfast of champions

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Washed down with some sunset yellow.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)
It truly is a Sunny Delight

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)
It's almost like you grew up in a different era, on a different continent...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Almost!!

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)
I'll thank you not to talk about food at all today

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:03, Reply)
I shall eat for two in your honour

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)
I am about to have a bacon, egg and black pudding roll.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)
No sausage?
Brown or red sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Nah. Perhaps a little A1 Steak Sauce on the side.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Never tried it tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)
It is excellent. My sister-in-law brings it over from the US for me.
I expect you could get it over here if you searched hard enough, but I am lazy and rely on family instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)
You can get it in some Sainsburys I think. And Waitrose used to do it.
I love it. Athough it really is only a cross between brown sauce and worcestershire sauce. Sort of.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Brown is the way forward
Red is so last season
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)
I had a Christmas Cake latte this morning
It was both odd and wonderful. And a massive chocolate caramel flapjack.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)
That sounds extremely strange.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)
It smelled amazing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)
I really hate all of you right now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)
My spicy noodles at lunchtime will also be cracking

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)
What are you going to have Darth?
A runny poo?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)
We'll see, won't we?
Excruciating details to follow if you lot keep this up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)
I will
You know I will
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Kroney is waiting with his freezer bag

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)
POIDH

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)
God you lot are weird

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:18, Reply)
You should get a jug and measure exactly how much rusty water you piss out of your ringpiece in one day.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)
He really shouldn't

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Yeah I'm with Tangled on this one
You fucking weirdo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:27, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1426007
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Funnily enough, I was scrolling up the screen a minute ago
and did a double-take as that post seemed to be in the context of Darth talking about his poo
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Mindpiss

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)
I will then have a thai red chicken curry this evening and slow roasted pork belly tomorrow*

*wife is away so I can eat what I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)
*invites self round for food*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Was that why you were out with Neil last night?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Ah, I never get meat two days running anyway
You might as well mock me for my inability to speak Esperanto
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Not even down those back lanes of a weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)
That'd be Polari.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)
It's early for POTD but this is definitely a contender.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)
I have bag of smaller raspberry ruffles - like Cadburys Heroes size
They're not quite as good.

More exciting stories as they break.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Can you not glue them together?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)
I think the overpowering taste of glue would probably spoil whatever effect you were looking for.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Tiny amounts of superglue might work.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:17, Reply)
OK I'll report back

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Mmmhhmmpp MhpmmmnnrrrmmmmNNNMMMM!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Darth?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:29, Reply)
The internet needs to know.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:24, Reply)
I said "Mmmhhmmpp MhpmmmnnrrrmmmmNNNMMMM!"
Are you daft or summat?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

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