That's rubbish
"A spokesman for the Royal Parks confirmed in September that Maisie, a cat who lives at the nearby St James' Park keeper's cottage, had struck up a close friendship with Larry."

Hah! Everybody knows cats have only 3 responses to other cats: Fear, Bullying or Apathetic Disdain.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Or fucking

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Comes under bullying.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Sex with internet randoms: You're doing it wrong

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

or they are

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)

bella was, I'm sure you're sposed to bounce up and down,
not roll around and around...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I think there's a rule about only flogging long-dead horses if they were funny in the first place

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Bella was funny, FACT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I concur
but not for the reasons you mean
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

i know, you liked her and thought we were mean

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Pretty much

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

pretty

+n +y box
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Brilliant

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Does this need a [!] ?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)

You work it out, you're a clever chap
[!]
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

STILL beakering about your birthday?
Hey everyone! Let's suggest a new sig for Rachelswipe!

My proposal; "isn't fooling anyone with her anti-Quentin stance"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

How about
'has a big hairy clit'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

"charges in 6-minute increments"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Both good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

+ so you'd better cum fast

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

increments excrements
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

With cats, you knob.
No I am not having sex with cats, but cat sex is pretty much bullying.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Nonsense. He initiates it.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Actual cats, not your freaky hybrid of a husband.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

cats OffTopic posters
other cats new OffTopic posters
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Well said that man.

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I agree with this
as long as we make it clear it's all the fault of the noob.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)

You adopted the last one!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)

HE'S GAY! HE'S PINK! HE WON THE WEAKEST LINK!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

That's quality
*doffs cap*

I'd make it my sig except it might constitute beakering. I actually am wearing a pink tie today.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

How's the custard diet going?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Man custard?

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Fucking dis

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I didn't specify, so yes.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Oh, I totally caved and just had a sandwich
after breaking myself in with some fruit. Worked though. Solid stools and I are on speaking terms once again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Office chairs in short supply there?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Norfolk
Anything with four legs that can't be milked is feared, reviled and sacrificed, in that incredibly strict order
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

*CLICK*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I wish I hadn't asked.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

You broke yourself in with some fruit?
Someone make me up a witty retort please, I can't be arsed.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Darth can

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

*applause*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

All credit goes to DG who came up with it at the weekend after Noel had a very pink lighter
But he said whoever saw Foxy first was allowed to say it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I'll shake the man's hand, should I ever meet him
Although one would hope I'd do that anyway, really.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Haha gawd I'd forgotten about that.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I really want top press SHIFT-TAB ENTER
but I'm scared...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

DO IT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Do it once you've written your post.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

It opens a random page of OT...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Enter subject.
Enter body text. SHIFT-TAB ENTER.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

TEST
ICLES
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I am chronically mouse-lazy, I know keyboard shortcuts for all sorts of shit.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

poo
willy
bum
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

oh I like
Although Ctrl + Enter has led to many emails being sent that should have been reread
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

hahah how could you forget about it!!
Did you have a nice Sunday?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Too much beer dear, too much beer.
Sunday was good, sausage sandwich, rubbish Victoria Line, ran to catch my train, points failure means train sat in Euston for 45 mins. Hung out with kiddo for the evening though, it was lovely. You?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)

ha you were quite merry
I spent all day in my dressing gown eating cheese and watching TV
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Oh man, you got the better end of the deal there.
Yeah, everything after the pub is a touch sketchy but I had a fucking blast :D
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Can't believe you found a random b3ta outside smoking
You had a big grin all evening :D You will have to try come play more often. Places either side of the river for you to stay :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Definitely looking to come and do some walks in the spring, fo' sho'.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

You were on top form on Saturday and it was excellent to see you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Right back atcha.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Yes, this is true.
This was still his/her/it's fault.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)