Anybody who thinks it has even the vaguest plausibility
needs to hand over their membership of the human race, and try not let the door hit them too hard on the arse on the way out.

I suspect we are "alone"; for a given definition of "alone", but I couldn't really give less of a shit either way. There's nothing that can possibly be out there that is any more amazing than some of the stuff we have on earth, and people that obssess about the idea of extraterrestrial life show a terrifying lack of awareness of everything else that is around them. That, and they should probably stop living with their mothers, learn something about personal hygiene and try talking to actual women.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:09, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

AN ALIEN STOLE MY HAMBURGER!!!!111!!!11!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Hi badger, could you feel your ears burning?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

no, why?
Do I need to spazz back through previous threads or summat?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

No' just as an opportunity for scientific derision appeared so did you ; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Aw. man, Nakers
stop disappointing me. I thought you'd all been talking about me AND EVERYTHING.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

soz, there has been no chat about ill fitting suits, the best way to cook things or OTHER CONTRAVERSIAL SUBJECTS today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

This place is going to the dogs.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)

NO IT HASN'T!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Ah, textbook internetting.
*cricket applause*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

hahaha
great timing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

i had

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

well, of course.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

i was going to say
in my sleep, so it doesn't count. then i realised that sounded even worse.

then i realised that i couldn't think of anything better.

so. IN MY SLEEP, SO IT DOESN'T COUNT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I think he probably assumed that babe

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

his unrelenting arrogance
is not my problem, ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

He probably thinks this post is about him
/Carly Simon
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Of all the things that I have been accused of in my life - and there's plenty
arrogance is a new one on me. Score.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)

i find this very hard to believe
which one of us is meant to have scored here, btw?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I love how you basically describe Chompy at the end there.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

er, in what way should he talk to actual women?
don't be silly, al. clearly he meant someone else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I talk to myself all the time.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I'm generalising.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I was right with you up until
"There's nothing that can possibly be out there that is any more amazing than some of the stuff we have on earth"

which is really a bit stupid, even though the universe is not actually infinite, it's still pretty big and to state that is just silly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I disagree
I'm sure that there's stuff that could be as amazing, but to think there's something out there which is more amazing would suggest you've slightly lost the ability to be awe-inspired by our own planet any more, surely?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)