Sorry to keep banging on about this....

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:43, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What won?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Chips are, frankly what I expected, a damn fine traditional option.
Roasties are fucking awesome but not so much when the yolk is gone.
Croquettes, frankly taste weird as fuck with egg.

Winner is waffle. You can put your egg on it once the yolk is done.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I thought it might be the waffle, surely they're about the perfect size to hold an egg on top?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Fucking genius.
The waffle was invented in 1843 by Sir Hilary Waffle, as a cheap and tasty alternative to bricks.

Sadly, the great potato famine brought this to a premature end and he died a pauper, mauled by wild dogs on the streets of Coventry.

Sir Captain Birdseye bought the crumbling Waffle Manor in 1974 and found the plans for the waffle while putting in a nice new conservatory. The rest, is historyfacts.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

If those are oven chips, they look hidieously overdone

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

That eggs looks overdone too
Hard yolks FAIL
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

STOP BULLYING MMPS'S EGGS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I don't know, it doesn't look too bad...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Not at all, chips didn't look that bad on my plate and egg was awesome.
Camera fail, if anything.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

christ
only on OT could a /talker be bullied for a food fail.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

My own fault really, was just trying to fit in :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)

yeah
but this lot are like a pack of wild animals when it comes to food.

imagine the reaction on /talk if i went on there and said, "oooh, my breasts are just too full and bouncy for this itty bitty red lace bra that i am almost wearing today, i'm having to stroke them down."

a food fail on here? worse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Haha!
*waits for sound of male B3tans sighing*
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

*hears the sound of a thousand pander-gaz requests*
*including mine*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

1,027 now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)

You got mine though, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

The little one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

i must have missed it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Alright, it's not that small!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Yeah cause /talk NEVER bangs on about food.
I'm surprised any of us can type, what with our keyboards being all slick with saliva.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)

i'm almost tempted to do it now
i think they'd actually believe me. janet would choke on her own dreads with rage. and AB would have to set up a brand new fail archive.

i would, but it's actually purple today...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)

He's Scottish
It's called "salad"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:48, Reply)

nah, that's the shite we throw away when we get a kebab.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

In that case, does that mean I can start eating this again?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)

You may mock
www.guardian.co.uk/education/2011/nov/17/crib-sheet-pizza-vegetable?newsfeed=true
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I saw kids getting pizza for breakfast on Jamies American trip.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Is that allowed if it's left over from the night before?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Hahaha
Nice one mate, as if Americans ever have leftover food
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)

This was in a school.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Fucking hell.
We were able to get bacon baps at my sixth form, that was alright when you were hungover, but any other time the stuff was vile.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)