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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A £5 Secret Santa seems pretty pointless.
Not that I'm suggesting it's your fault. Although it probably is.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:22, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Hey they're not my friends, just people I work with.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)
We had a Scrooge tub one Christmas.
Maximum spend £1, including wrapping.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)
and all you got was a lump of coal
"aye, it were a mint Christmas no doubt pet man"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)
nee dooot man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I actually got a making of Star Trek: First Contact video.
That was a free gift in some Sunday supplement. It was wrapped up in the local free newspaper. Epic Scroogery, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)
did anyone get a pound wrapped in stolen office paper?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I do hope so

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I can't remember.
But there was a hell of a lot of tat being unwrapped that lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)
girls get so horny at christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)
In Scotland you'd get a dog shit wrapped in a pound note.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)
I duuno, you could get somone a hamster in a Chrsitmas hat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)
How much are hamsters?
I thought they'd be more expensive
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)
About £7-£9, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I think they're about a tenner.
You could get half a hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)
ham?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Homney roast I hope

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)
*pours drink out for those that have passed away*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)
I'm making the Coca Cola ham again this Christmas
Last year's was fucking nom
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
i think the hamsters are cheap as fuck
but the cages are at least £20 and then you have to buy it shit like bedding and food, unless you want it to die about 3 days after christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I think you've taken my post too seriously

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)
look, the poor bastard can't survive on air
someone has to point out that a hamster is for life, not just for christmas, you cruel cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
The internet is serious business.
Except Tim Westwood's Twitter feed, which I hope is one long running joke.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
God I want a hamster in a Christmas hat.
*amends letter to Santa*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)




RIP Gibby. My nephew's dead hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:32, Reply)
YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)
why would you cheer the fact that her nephew's hamster is dead?
you're as bad as naked ape.

hamster haters.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)
In my defence the text wasn't there when I yay-ed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
in your defence...
... there IS no defence
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)
BOOM, that's why you're the lawyer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)
lucky i'm not his lawyer though

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)
In my imagination
There is no hesitation
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)
oh fuck you
now i'll be singing that bitch all afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)
You should be so lucky
lucky lucky lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)
I just can't this out of my head
now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I did that
Especially for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

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