No but I think she has given lessons to my wife.
All I need is an hour of peace a day. Is that too much to ask?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you are carrie bradshaw
AICMMB's
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Who?
claim what?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

you're better not knowing.
It's a sex and the City reference.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

you know
i don't think that description is quite what their marketing campaign is aimed at.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

In my defence My ex used to watch it
and such was the natured of out marriage that I had to as well.

ex....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

manolo blahniks, sweetie
they are the gods of shoes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Is that like Bang and Olufsen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

no
it is like designer SHOES. how is that like an electronics store?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Ah. The female version of Oliver Sweeney's?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Massive Bollocks>?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Manolo Blonix
Stupid shoes, probably not spelled that way.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I hate that I know what the MB stands for.
I fear I may be gay.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

hahaha
explain it to your non-gay buddy, please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Haha
I used to work with a woman whose husband had lain down the rule that she wasn't allowed to speak for one hour after he got in from work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:58, Reply)

He sounds braver than me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:00, Reply)

She knew her place.
Seriously though, the poor down-trodden cow was just a bit too thick to realise that this wasn't normal for a married couple.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:02, Reply)

dunno
bet it could salvage quite a few marriages
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:04, Reply)

It SHOULD be normal for married couples.
It's only an hour after all.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I thnk as long as there was a quid pro qou it would be fair.
maybe an hour of you watching her shit TV programme without winging.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Or indeed whinging.
What about an hower ov aporlin speeling?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Sorry mate, don't understand what you were saying just there.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:24, Reply)

"without winging" - sp.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Sorry mate, such subtle distinctions are lost one me.
If the spell check does not underline it it gets posted /minor gonzist.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Soz Quey, I've had a long day. Got nothing else to moan at.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:30, Reply)

s'fine, I don't care.
You should see my fucking hand writing, any thing's better than that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I could do that. As long as it wasn't a property related programme.
Actually the idea of having an hour in the evening to sit down and do nothing sounds rather nice. Doesn't really happen with a three month old baby.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I like Kirsty's new arts and crafts program.
All the people stuck in negative equity or who are stuck with an unrented flat bought at the encouragement of our Kirst, must really appreciate being shown how to make a vallance out of pig's jizz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:20, Reply)

As long as it's not the EGGS FACTUUUUUHHH.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 16:19, Reply)