Badass motherfucker, Gonz.
Piss through his letterbox, that'll show him.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

what if his letterbox is one of those that are right down at the bottom, on the floor?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

or if he has a massive dog that would love to see a free sausage poking through the letterbox?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

or if it has a really vicious spring-mount, like my dad's postbox, which could take the fingers off the iron man?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)

i just don't think you've given this enough thought, i really don't

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I think you've given it rather too much thought.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

i loves it when fat chix has a break down

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)

clearly not
it seems you have, though. Do you have letterbox pissing 101 as part of property law courses? It'd be quite entertaining if nothing else.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)

i was just trying to stimulate the juices of the board
as they seemed to have dried up. and it has worked. although i feel slightly sick now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)

don't pretend your brain hasn't turned to mush cos of sleep deprivation and lack of affection

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)

when you change the record
then you can play.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

i thought we was best friends and that your always talken to me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Well I, for one, thank you
first chance I'd had to spend any proper time here today and it was deader than a Welsh Football Manager.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

that's because quentin has killed it
since he arrived, more and more people have fucked off!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)

shitcunts oughta grow a spine or summat

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

no, you're just fucking DULL!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

wait waht whoa no need to get personal chunks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

So are you and so am I.
You repetitively howling on about him does not help.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

i enjoy the disruption, its true

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

And she's handing it to you on a plate

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)

EVERY single time, man i loves it
she's not as good as MGT tho, that womans awaesomr
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Who?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

moon girl technologies, there's a link in my profile to our discussion regarding diet coke
the woman's brilliant
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

only when you and i do nothing but follow posters around the board
making repetitive comments that are deliberately intended to be upsetting, only then we will be as dull as he is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

who said anything upsetting? i didn't say anything upsetting did i?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

you follow him round like a lovesick schoolgirl begging him to go away. He'd have shut up long ago if you hadn't risen to it.
I like a bit of upset because it's just the internet.
Bert told me I had hands like Martin Scorsese. I don't think you understand how difficult it has been for me since that day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

he crossed a line there, clearly you've got roman polanski hands

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Annoyingly that's quite funny.
But don't tell anyone I said that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

see thats what peops keep on saying about quentin they say oh go away he so dull
then they go oh but that was funny LOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

i just think this one is a genuinely unpleasant human being
and have done since the early stuff with AA, not once, but over and over and over. it wasn't clever or funny, just nasty and pathetic. and nothing he has said since has redeemed that opinion - dude got Issues!

i didn't realise the scorcese thing. what a horribly traumatic thing to say. AND you got edmunded. i'm surprised you're still sane.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I'm not.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)

you know, a tiny part of me wishes you'd gone to the opera
or that i'd gone to hong kong. only a tiny part, though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:22, Reply)

rachelswipe, i'm going to address you on your level here for a second
you do know where the agnostic thing came from don't you?

He was taking the piss out of someone's dead mum, i called him on it, said its not funny, he said it was ok as his dead mum was a running joke here. I repeated it back at him, pushed it to the nth degree to prove a point, and the more you whinge about it the stronger that point gets.

you daft, chunky tart
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

garbage
you thought you were upsetting him by being nasty and you revelled in it. but you hid behind a crappy sockpuppet. which is what you mean by "pushing it to the nth degree". weirdo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:21, Reply)

no, you're genuinely beyond stupid aren't you chunks?
he took the piss out of someones dead mum, i have successfully shown him as a whiney little pissshit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:23, Reply)

It's only ok to laugh at certain dead mums but not others.
It's in the secret book of b3tans.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)

i was such a FOOL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

ah so that's what you think you did?
hahahahahahahahaha. you only showed up your own Issues, o anonymous keyboard warrior.

of course, you could feel free to admit your previous user-names in a bid to prove me wrong. but we all know you're far too cowardly to do that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:27, Reply)

dunno why you think i've been here before
you mental or what?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

whatever you type now
i will just hear brooooooock brock brock brock.

chicken.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Isn't that weird
whatever you type I just hear "MEEEEEE MEEEEEE MEEEEEE MEEEEEEE ill thought out knee jerk reactionary shit MEEEEEE MEEEEEE MEEEEEE"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

feel like we're ganging up on a girl here, gonna step back a bit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

sorry
couldn't hear you over the thrilling posts about YOUR bathroom?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

it was a euphemism, didn't you see?
he was cleaning out his 'bathroom' so the 'plumber' could fix his 'pipes'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

you might want to ignore the chicken voices in your head

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

She got mad HAX0000R SkillZ innit bruv.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)

she's actualy worrying me, whats her problem?
has she got mental problems? abandonment? confused sexuality? daddy issues?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I suspect abandonment by her dead mum
and then daddy issues when he bought her a house and a car to make up for fiddling with her.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

oh right, thats awful, feel sorry for her now
poor former mrs wipe, poor spoiled young ms wipe, so messed up by it all she can't find love :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Successful?
I stopped replying to you because I was bored of you Quentin, not through upset. Read the posts on here everyday, I get a colossal amount of abuse, and laugh through it all.

Al's post about my Mum killing herself because I listened to too much Green Day rates as one of the funniest things I've ever seen on here. Your posts were basically 'your mum's dead LOL', which isn't funny.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

it was deliberately unfunny
i'm glad you ignored it, but you've been whiteknighted by two other users who thought for some reason i had singled you out and was deliberately trying to upset you, i wasn't, but it definitely highlighted those two users as reactionary idiots

cheers
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

hmmm
you just said the point was to oust him as a "whiny little pisshit". but now suddenly you're glad he ignored it because you weren't singling him out?

like i said. weirdo!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

no wait he definitely had a whiny moment recently about it, i wasn't singling him out, but i made my point and some of you were too stupid to realise it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

OR
maybe we just didn't give a fuck about you and your "point" because it is, frankly, a weird thing to do, and however you dress it up, the only thing you are proving is that you are a weirdo.

you weirdo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)

yeah i'm a weirdo, but i was in the right and feel satisfied that i was able to prove as such

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:52, Reply)

well
if we both agree you're a weirdo, maybe we can finally put this behind us and make sweet sweet internet love?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:53, Reply)

fucks sake, took your time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:55, Reply)

This board has survived worse than Quentin.
Not much worse, possibly, but worse.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)

yeah
but right now we're in the survival phase. we need more bertdowns.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

i think of all the people here your probley closest

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

yeah yeah you wish

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I can hear the distant rumble of angry fat chick thunder, either that or one of your tummys is rumblin

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

BALLaaahahaHHAHAHaaha FLIDDERJIBBBERT *fucks sister*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

This reminds me
Someone in a dream I had last night said 'jiggery pokery'. I've not heard that phrase in years. That was very weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

We have a staff member nicknamed jiggery pokery

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Does s/he get up to hanky panky?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

No. she disapproves wholeheartedly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Is there a lolwaki reason for the nickname?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

She don't like jiggery pokery

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

You desperate scousewives are SO racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I intend to watch this programme
so I can fit in with my new extended family.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I have one and a half cousins slightly like that and even they're not as bad as those witches

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

"I've only been out with one footballer"
Classic line from the advert.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

out with one spit roasted by 8
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I'm going to need examples
I can't think of any
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

bumders, bumders everywhere, and not a cock to drink

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

What if its got those thick bristly things inside the letterbox,
and when gonz sticks the end of his little wanger in he likes the feel so much he just keeps it there, moving it back and forth a bit until the guy comes home and calls the police and gonz ends up in the dock? You REALLY haven't thought this through at ALL, have you?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

it wasn't my suggestion!
but look my sweet, just because this might have happened to you, does not mean that gonz is doomed to suffer the same fate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I was just trying to say I would have understood his pain.
:(
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

well i think you managed it very eloquently.
i approve.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

It'd save rubbing peanut butter on his cock, which is how he usually attracts dogs to lick it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Some people have such low standards
Any dog that would enjoy the taste of peanut butter is coming nowhere near my cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I've now got this horrible, horrible image
of a pug going at gonz's cock like it's a hot chip.

So thanks for that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

You added some detail there, i notice.
Oh well, whatever gets you off.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)

yes, i noticed that too
wish i hadn't, but can't undo it :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I know.
I'm going to have 'one life stand' stuck in my head all day now too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Really he should shit through it all things considered
He could expell his lower gut, like a sea cucumber, through the letterbox, let out a metric shit ton of liquid turd and press the gut recovery button and suck all back in...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

This is very disturbing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

put your cock away sporters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Stop attempting it then.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)

THE HORROR THE HORROR
you bastard.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)