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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright otters?
TD is deep in a pustulous quendering well of misery.

I have a contract to sign, a glass of wine and some vintage hip hop from before '99.

Word.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:40, 112 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
pity reply.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)
oh lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Alright Janet?
What was that they were sayin' over on /talk before, you got the big C?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Why would you expose the size of someone's clit on a public forum gonz, why?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)
HOW RUDE.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
ISN'T IT?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:55, Reply)
got another bone marrow biopsy scheduled on the 12th.
am now out-patient at kings college hospital. which is inconvenient, as i live in ipswich.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Oh shit, damn, sorry to hear that, hope it all works out and that.
I'm sure your ladybits are of a perfectly normal size.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:55, Reply)
You terrible bastard, Noel.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I'll have you know the two statements above were entirely unrelated and I was genuinely wishing her well with her tests.
And now here you are saying she's got a massive fanny. HONESTLY!
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I didn't read any of that stuff.
I just wanted to remind you that you're a terrible bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Oh, cool, cheers.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:05, Reply)
they'll cover every angle, I'm sure.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I don't know you
But I wish you well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)
thanks, stranger.
thranger.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Oh you silly saussage, why did you have to go and get ill for? Didn't you learn from me that it's not really pleasent? Muppet.
Is that a painful one? It looks painful when they do it on the medical dramas.

If it all goes tits up and you have to stay there, lemmi know, it's not far from work depending on what site and I could totally get you some half price sushi in exchange for you hooking me up with someone in a nurse's uniform.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:09, Reply)
oh lol, tit's up.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Yeah', but what isn't an empty promise, lemmi know and I'll sort out a pizza or something, hospital food is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)
thanks gonz i'll bear it in mind :)

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Signed it yet?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I will take great pleasure in reading through it and signing it tomorrow, on my lunch break, at work.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)
don't sign it after wine

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)
It'll be fine, plenty of time.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)
With another glass of wine?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)
YOU
I'm gonna get my massive onion relish on for Christmas, 'kin kilos of the stuff I reckon. Shall I put you down for one?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
I am going to do New Year Jam instead of Christmas Jam, so I will repay you in kind.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Sweet as a nut.
I'm going up to see Tourette's and DG and BGB and Burt and possibly sportscow this weekend, I cnardly wait.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Lucky you.
Joyous mentals.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Very lucky, it's a birthday present, woo!
I hope to walk and eat and drink and offload a whole bunch of crap, that's the plan anyway. Coming back down to earth next week with a bump, planning some post-awesome friend time to remind me how cool I've got it back here.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Battle on, Noel. There's always someone somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)
I'm a-battlin', mostly.
Feeling massively lonely, daughter commented on the fact that I'm talking to myself quite a lot around the house.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:02, Reply)
But yeah, onwards!
I worked out that I get paid a week before christmas and I should have some spare cash to flash around the shops, so I think it's back on. Wooooooo pressies!
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Enjoy the ups and let us know about the downs.
lol. downs.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:05, Reply)
^_^

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Have a fantastic weekend away Noel.
If you meet Sporty, give him a nipple twist from me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Cheers chap.
I hope to meet him, it's both our birthdays on Sunday. Which one, right or left?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Fuck it.
Do both.

He'll love it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)
TD will take his achievements, financial standing, professional abilities and intellectual capacity
And lay you out to a count of ten, my man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)
IT'S A CV-OFF
the most middle class way of calling someone out.

go!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Only one winner in this battle.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:03, Reply)
2CV

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I'm expressing with my full capability, and now I'm living in correctional facilities.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I just woke up.
After accidentally nodding off for about three hours. I haven't sorted a thing for Holland tomorrow and I have a ton of work to do before then that I need to email to a couple people. I might jump out of a window.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)
What time are you off?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Fly out of Leeds at 4:30pm tomorrow.
On my fucking own as well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:23, Reply)
You'll be dangerously close to my house
I live 10 mins from Leeds Bradford.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:25, Reply)
How long does it take to get from Leeds station to the airport?
I get to the station at midday leaving four and a half hours. Obviously rather safe than sorry but I fear I may be sitting around in a no doubt tinpot shithole airport for ages.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Airport is a shithole.
It's about 45 mins on the bus (I used to drive them - 35 if I was driving.)

Sadly I'm working in Rochdale tomorrow, or I'd have met you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Ah that's a shame.
Anywhere you can recommend to look at near the station before I go to the airport? I don't want to sit around in there for ages.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Go and look for the place where Bowyer and Woodgate (or whoever it was) levelled that student.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Majestic
Just opposite the station.

And where Rio did something rather worse that isn't public yet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Well at least give me a clue!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Just about to do that
OUt of the station and you'll see a cylindrical structure. It's the top of a flight of stairs.

Down the stairs and you'll see a boozer called The Scarborough. Fine boozer but it's very LUFC.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:46, Reply)
I remember drinking in the Old Peacock accidentally as it was handly for Elland Road.
I won't be doing that again.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)
I'm going to go in and hang up the Nigerian Whites flag.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I was just about to go to bed
But here's Barry. Where in Holland?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Wherever the hell FC Twente play.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:24, Reply)
What time you going?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)
This thread sucks.
And you suck.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)
oooh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I know.
I totally went there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I just realised
I have to get up at about 1/4 past 6 tomorrow. I don't do mornings well :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Why so early Captain?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I understood that people with jobs
generally have to get up early.
Is that not the case?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Spaz!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)
It's my massive gonzy fingers

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Guess where I'm going on Sunday!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)
sausage factory?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)
I'm going to see this fella (amongst others)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jF33OS4OM8
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:19, Reply)
will there be sausages?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Don't know.
Should there be?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:21, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:23, Reply)
IKEA

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:18, Reply)
sausage based furniture store?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:19, Reply)
to the dogs?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:18, Reply)
sausage dogs

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)
I'm sensing a pattern here...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Sausage!
A sausage pattern.

Ace. Cumberland please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:23, Reply)
ooo, imagine a battenburg sausage
made of different types of sausage in a chequered pattern. yum
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:24, Reply)
I'm thinkin' 'bout yur sausage thing...
2/4 pork and leek.
2/4 merguez!
FTW ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)
I have not had the latter sausage

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)
French/Morrocan spicy lamb deal.
Amaaaaaaazing! Especially bbq'd then whacked in a baguette with hot mustard.
Will blow thy mind, no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)
They can also be beef based, but don't think I've ever had those to my knowledge...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merguez
You get them in pretty much every French super/hypermarche.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Ew.
Those are yucky sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:25, Reply)
BAD sausage. Bad.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:27, Reply)
you on a sausage roll!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:28, Reply)
i was busy thinking about sausage rolls
(and I totally clicked)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:28, Reply)
damnit, why is there no 24 hour greggs?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I'm sure there are in Wigan

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:29, Reply)
too far
it'll be morning by then
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Ha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)
How are the applications coming along Roota?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:41, Reply)
A Greggs drive - thru?
For all your pastie requirements?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)
that would be perfect

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)
But you think a Battenberg sausage is wrong?
You're a fucked up man.
Full stop.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)
I have no pastie requirements.
Ironically, there are poasties in our freezer.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:35, Reply)
I've just realised that sounds like I have a dismembered postman in my freezer.
I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Yes ladies and gentleman, I'm _that_ good that she then names her fingers after me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)
hahahha

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)
well this is because I'm not going to work

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Not if they're on the late or night shift.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:39, Reply)
gotta be on the picket line for 8am

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Has your nose gone on strike?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)
baddum tish!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)
That was the input made by the teddy boy who was with that group who had a number one
With a cover of an Alison Moyet song.... What were they called...

Oh yeah, the flying pickets.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Do you have a massive sign?
'Careful Now'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)
'down with this kind of thing'

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:18, Reply)
hahaha
TEDLOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)
right my intention here was to actually go to bed
nighty night, chumps
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Alright Barry?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)
JUGS!
Night, y'all xx
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:52, Reply)

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