I noticed
I just fear the wrath of the Scouser more than the wrath of the internet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:24, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You've only just bought new wheels for your car?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:24, Reply)

To be fair
I haven't had to suffer the indignity of that awful surname for over a year, and it's stopped being so embarrassing for me.
Poor Roota has got it for the rest of her life.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Only if the wedding actually happens

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Dream on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I'm just saying
Last year 100 people died choking on ballpoint pens. Who knows what dangers are lurking in your home or office. It could happen to anyone.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

*chocks*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

chocking chocking chocking
*really cares and ninjas to 'choking'*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

This is good advice.
I believe that Chompy has recently been impaled on a rusty paperclip, hence his absence from this thread.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)

This reminded me about the Jameson 60 second film winner
www.empireonline.com/awards2011/winners/done-in-60-seconds/
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)

A modern gal like her needn't adopt her husband's surname if she doesn't want to.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I can understand why one would want to refuse it...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I don't see anything wrong with it.
It could be worse. The missus works with a bloke who's surname is Dick. He's also the head of PE. Imagine the hilarity when he gets school mail addressed to Mr Dick Head of PE.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

My first wife certainly didn't.
It's like she knew it wasn't going to last forever or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I wouldn't want to be called Badger Granddad either
Mainly as now it would be incest.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

True.
As I remind the missus, she is technically the first Mrs Granddad.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

and the bestestest

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Indeed she is :)

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

*remebers Ma flapping her bits last time she was in London*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Oh. God.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I love that woman
:D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

It's as well I do too.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I don't get why you just didn't edit it
Oh wait... because that would have required a thought process
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I did have a quick read through before I deleted
and all that was there was a bunch of shit 'puns' and some talk about my real name.
I'm not usually into thread deletion, but I figured there was nothing really important there to warrant a fuss.
And while it's not my real name anymore, it *is* Roota's (or will be soon), and frankly I care more about her opinion than yours. Sorry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:28, Reply)

is Rooters real name KentuckFriedChicken Anna Pizzahut?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Come on!
Bitch fight!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I'm worried her calling scarpe's puns shit
will make him hit the bottle again
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Fuck him.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

He'll probably like it if he's drunk enough
But only if you let him call you Barbara
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Set your faces to Barbara
Has a certain ring to it.

OK then.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)

this made me laugh more than I feel it should have

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)

*hic*

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

GODDAMN IT MAN

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

She hurt me sho bad, I jusht caved in.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Um...and turned into Sean Connery, it seems.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

booze does that

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)

What's so bad about the surname?
Is it like McFuckcuntgyppo, or something? Because if I had that name I'd probably keep it.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)

If you had that surname I'd totally marry you and be Badger McFuckcuntgyppo

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

You'd totally marry me anyway, you harlot.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

A man called Kronenburg?
Be mad not too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Mr and Mrs Kronenbourg McFuckcuntgyppo
It does have a ring to it.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)

And do you have a ring for me?
*hopes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

He'd wear you like a pinkie ring.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Very much like a pinkie ring, sadly
=(
( Kroney, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Is this your way of telling me you're gay?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

No, just that I have a tiny penis.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)

All of your boyfriends are/were gay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)

That explains why they'll only fuck me up the arse then

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)

You're such a flirt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Who me?!
*winks*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Try The future Ex-Mrs.....
*smiles coquetishly*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)

We can run away together with the divorce money

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)

You're on.
He'd never love you the way I'm gonna love you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Once a year when the dealer goes on holiday?

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Yeah but what a day!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

That is totally true
But I have to marry and divorce/kill noel first.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Well, how rude.
tch.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Wrath? I was offering sisterly advice, blud

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Judging by what's left of the punnage up there ^
you seem awfully upset at the prospect of being Mrs Roota Ultravox.

I'm not sure I understand the problem.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Where do you think they would go on their honeymoon?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Burgerking

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Venice.
Oh no, wait, I've done that wrong.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:42, Reply)

VIENNAAAAAAAAA!
It means nothing to me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)

IT'S JUST ICE CREAM TO ME
OH VIENETTAAAAA
( Kroney, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

OH SHUTTUPA YA FACE!
wait...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Technically I would be Mrs Roota Ure, as Ultravox is just his band's name.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I understand a bit better now.
But only by a smidge.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I sees that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)