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OK, here's a question:
Jeremy Kyle, does it remove all your faith in humanity or make you feel better because at least you're better than them?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGH1pAQ6Q0s&feature=related


Alt: Is the term Chav basically hate speech that demonizes the working classes or the only logical word to use for the people who appear on Jeremy Kyle?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:38, 90 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

can we redo celebrity slaves please?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Yes
Who would you have?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Fiona Bruce, Sian Williams, Siouxie Sioux, Kym Valentine and Rihanna.
In that order.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Y'see, this is why none of us are sad you missed that question.
Predictable.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Williams and Bruce were predictable.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Very.
I'll give you Points for Souxsie Sioux, but the other 2 are dull (as choices, not people) and picking a harem is about the least interesting way to interpret the question to my mind, but let us not argue my fellow Caledonian.

I have a question just for you. I am a little bit scotch (paternal great grandfather) As I understand the rules this entitles me to wear the tartan of my clan, technically. How offensive would you, as a proud scott find it should I choose to do so? Bare in mind I visited Inverness once when I was 2, I think I have no memory.

Following on from the above, would it be better or worse, in your eyes, for me to wear the 'hunting' tartan of my clan which is Black Watch as it is rather easier to come by than our other tartan(s).
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:03, Reply)

not offensive at all.
Black Watch is also one of my family tartans. We are the same clan it seems.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:05, Reply)

it's possible
But, in the process of double-checking that I was OK to wear it I found that quite a few clans use it, so maybe not. You're certianly argumentative enough to be one of my lot, so it's seems likely, who know's we could be distant cousins. :) Either way, I shall attempt to wear the tribal skirt at some point, always thought I had the legs for it. Do you reckon I'd get stabbed fro doing so in Edinberg at new years?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:22, Reply)

You have to face the truth that you may well just look like a dick.
No scotch would be offended but we will laugh at you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Chicks dig guys in kilts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:40, Reply)

They certainly do.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Sounds like a plus.
I'm also thinging of earinf one for my best man duties in march. Probably need more regalia for that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:50, Reply)

^this
OMG! this!
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Likely true
But I am no stranger to being laughed at.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Then go the whole hog and get the plaid.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Chavs aren't working class.
They don't fucking work.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:47, Reply)

So having a job in Maccy D's is enough to stop you being a Chav?
Au contraire mon brave
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:56, Reply)

McDonalds are one of the best employers that I've come across and allow for advancement based on merit and aptitude irrespective of past academic or employment failure
You'd still be slopping out the bogs mind after ten years
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Are you calling CQ
'CQ No Stars'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:52, Reply)

Forever the toilet bitch of Abu 'One Star'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Hook, line and sinker beeatch.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:16, Reply)

We call them neds. They can all fucking starve for all I care.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Hahahahahahha!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:32, Reply)

I'm still in work
And I will be for some time yet. Why me?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:38, Reply)

Cause only the good suffer?

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Only the idiots who have prawns and pork
From some ropey Chinese take away suffer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:06, Reply)

You watched the clip, didn't you?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Yup!
*shakes head in disbelief*
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 18:54, Reply)

alt:
it's all about tribalism and the bourgeoisie encouraging the divisions in the proletariat so they're too busy to fight their real enemy. Although they are also scum
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:27, Reply)

How was
Work avoidance day yesterday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:34, Reply)

It's work avoidance day everday in my little world.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:36, Reply)

*Wants a visa to Euro Blousie*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Apart from Friday morning when I do the wages.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Do you pay your staff weekly?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Yes!

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Brilliant
Never skint for more than 6 days. I like the sound of that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:50, Reply)

It also means you spend money faster.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:59, Reply)

But the payday feeling EVERY WEEK!
Wow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:02, Reply)

It's not the same when you pay yourself.
It takes all the excitement out of it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:02, Reply)

But if you fiddle the wages you'll get away with it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:05, Reply)

As if I would : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:08, Reply)

You'd be a criminal mastermond.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:11, Reply)

You mean mastermong.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I was going to edit that
But I like the word my phone invented.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:13, Reply)

i totally spent all day spending my
massive wage and not even noticing the lack of work and pissing through the letterboxes of private sector workers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Where as I'm still in work
And I have no pension at all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:42, Reply)

i only just got back - stopid parents evening
so what are you still doing there?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I'm dead busy
And I've not been very productive today as I keep throwing up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:52, Reply)

what the hell is wrong with you?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

How long have you got?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

No work, no money.
No pension either. I should go on strike.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:56, Reply)

no work? but you are at work?
and I meant, why were you throwing up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Touch of food poisoning
What I meant though was that if I don't go to work, I don't get paid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:04, Reply)

that's the choice you make with self-employment
also - you do realise we don't get paid on strike-days, right? some people seem to think we do, but that's bollocks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Which makes the decision to strike
Even more laughable.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:09, Reply)

oh don't make me get into that argument, I'm too knackered for that
I'll just say, the point of striking is to demonstrate the strength of feeling and that the workers have some power in negotiations otherwise the employers/governments can basically just do what the fuck they like.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:12, Reply)

So what does the improved offer look like?
;)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)

not back to negotiations with my union until the 16th
anyway, ask me something about steampunk or guinea pigs or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)

What sort of pension do the pigs have?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)

They're going to have to learn to make me cups of tea
or something before I'll make them a decent offer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)

heh heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Are you easily wound up by members of the public making wanker signs at you on the picket line?
Some of your proleteriat brothers and sisters took it quite poorly yesterday I must say.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:27, Reply)

nah, I'd have just waved back and smiled at you
might have even flashed my tits
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:30, Reply)

YES LAUGH AWAY WHILST THE PRIVATE SECTOR ARE EXPECTED TO PAY FOR YOUR PENSIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Me neither.
But I do still have my endowment. And I get mr b3th's pension, you know, later....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:51, Reply)

You've a couple of large endowments.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Do you want me to throw up too?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I doubt my pension will keep me in Tena ladies.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Start stockpiling now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

In my experience "chav" = "wanker". It's a state of mind.
And I've spent most of my adult life working with folk who could credibly be called working-class.

I've also noticed that when students behave that way, they get nothing like as much stick for it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:29, Reply)

It's better than white kids pretending to be black by listening to rap 'music'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:33, Reply)

There are plenty of working class folk who I would never class as chavs.
But chavs are the terminally unemployed and ignorant.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:34, Reply)

surely your argument is circular
someone acts like a wanker, you call them a chav, therefore all chavs are wankers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:34, Reply)

A little of column a, a little of column b...
At the moment, I'm watching the news and finding myself getting incredibly worked up about all the fuss over Clarkson. Have people seriously got nothing better to do? I prescribe a healthy dose of MTFU and a side order of Getoverit.

Alt: I don't think it matters what you call them. As long as you consider them to be a 'them', and create a perjorative name, the effect is the same.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 19:50, Reply)

But the other finalist on American Idol were better.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:27, Reply)

I have a question;
if you came into yuor office and found the intire male workforce crowded around one pc, jeering and leering at photos of london "escorts", grabbing there crotches an giving it large about how hard they would "give it" to the women with there faces slightly blurred and boobs and fannys out on the screen, would you

A) comence disciplinary proceedings immediately
B) fire every single one of the cunts straight away regardless of the repurcussions
or C) kill and gut them all, mabye wear their skin and eat there organs?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 20:58, Reply)

their their

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:05, Reply)

thanks i needed some sympathy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Men are cunts.
Get over it. I did.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:10, Reply)

men may be cunts, but that isn't normal behavious and i don't want people like that working for me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I maded a new thread

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:13, Reply)

give me a decent mans perspecitive on the question i just asked plz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I have no decent man to help you with this one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)

alright then a half decent man, or any bloke will do

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)

(thinly concealed darth joke)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:18, Reply)

i'm not a bloke

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:19, Reply)

oh shit, thought you was comrade quixote

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:22, Reply)

D:

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:23, Reply)

what you got captain in your uisername for if your a woman?
women can't be captains
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:25, Reply)