I haven't been bowling for ages.
I like it when a boy helps you with bowling.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:54, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

When he stands behind you
and his breath catches your ear and he holds his hand under yours and shows you how to swing the ball back and as you bend down to get the backswing his erection pokes you in the hip?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:55, Reply)

no she just likes the ball slide and barriers up so she doesn't chip her teeth on the pins

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:56, Reply)

This too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Yeah that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

dirtycow

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

no YOU dirty cow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:58, Reply)

no him dirtycow, i'm not durty

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Awwww, you're so sweet.
I can't believe you're moving such a long way away.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Away from YOU

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:00, Reply)

You make me sad.
Your man texted me on saturday night. I got an erection in the pub.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Did he text you in German?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

No, he noticed that Taken was on the telly and thought I might enjoy watching it
Because he gets me, you know, he knows what films I like and stuff.

Does he know what films you like?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Is it generally the done thing to text people when you're watching Taken?
As I texted my friend whom I knew couldn't watch it "I fucking love Taken".
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:16, Reply)

+being
roughly from behind
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I ebt you do

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Is that when Bill stuck three fingers up your arse?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)

*flashback*
Don't EVER wish that man a happy birthday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I rekon that'd be right empowering for a man to have three fingers inserted up his arse, it's a shame I don't b4sh really

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Are you confusing having 3 fingers up your arse with poledancing?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:04, Reply)

He totally is

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

IWILLBEEMPOWERED

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

IT'S NOT JUST A HOBBY IT'S WHO I AM!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Oh to be young and fucking stupid again

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

stupid
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:13, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:17, Reply)

sorry darling
but you've been very neglectful on the old gaz front of late, and you know, a woman has needs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:22, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1458877
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)

WAIT A SECOND HERE !!!! BILL GOT A GO !?;?
Oh man, ermnm... Err...."nah, he's alright really, mostly, not a bad bone"... But seriously, bill?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Went round letting other punters sniff his fingers for a fee or so I heard.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

half pence per sniff.
Apparently my bum smells of Ryvita so it wasn't very popular
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Don't be insane!
There was a bash, and I foolishly went. TBG grabbed my tits and went "VEY'RE FANTASHTISH" and then Lampito punched Wookie and then when we were leaving I wished Bill a happy birthday and he put his hand round my arse and it was trying to be a bit more than on my cheek, like his fingers were a bit gropey, and I said "Beg your pardon?" and he sneered and said something like "Well, you've got to try..." or something and I stormed off and vowed never to bash again.

But also at that bash I tried on DiT's glasses and remembered my flat shoes so that me and djtp didn't fall over in Kings Cross station, so it wasn't all bad.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Fucking hell, can't blame you for not bashing after that, more than a little mental.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Everyone loves me grabbing their tits
AA loved it.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:19, Reply)

She only got upset because you didn't leave frazzles in her pocket.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Nobody grabbed mine.
I was most put out.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:36, Reply)

maybe you should have

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Bill grabbed my arse as well
It was horrible.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Fucking hell
Is he Murder Eyes or Arsey Fingers?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Murder Arsey Finger Eyes.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Eeeeeee

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Can anyone find a link to the photo of his eyes?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:33, Reply)

dun dun DUNNNNNN
www.flickr.com/photos/invinoveritas/693649342/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

DO NOT LOOK AT HIS EYES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

is he had downs syndrome in this?
www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/2797217444/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:36, Reply)

i don't know why that picture has a willy out its mouth but i liek the pretty lady behind him with the fat beardy man who i don't like
as much
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Grandmaster Fluffles is very hot in real life.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)

no he fucken isn't the fat beardy cunt!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)

You're confusing Captain Placid (fat, beardy, unpleasant) with fluffles (short, fit)

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)

i'm happily jump both

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:55, Reply)

His teeth look just beautiful in that.
Reminds me, I must buy some bananas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Oh Monty, you should have been here sooner!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)

How so?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:40, Reply)

to stop people looking at his eyes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:41, Reply)

No-one listens to me anyway Rootles/
It is the curse of the prophet. Right fucking Cassandra, me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:44, Reply)

What, a dour, pointy-nosed Trotter wife?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Leave the internet, sil vous plait.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Mangetout, Monty, mangetout.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Boycey, surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Genuine cold sweat induction.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Totally the opposite of a hot meat injection.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Both, however, causing a feeling of horror.
The former instantaneously, the latter not until the next morning when inspecting one's stools. Or rather the bowl of fizzy lava where one's stools should be.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:58, Reply)

We had a curry on Saturday night.
It was like bloody Krakatoa in our bathroom on Sunday morning.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I'm going to Needoo's twice this week.
Heaven help me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Oh dear...
This cannot end well, Monty.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

for his wallet
When I was poor I couldn't afford to eat out.

Maybe that is why I'm not poor anymore...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Friday I am being 'treated' as I am a charity case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I had to turn down going out friday as I am out today
And tomorrow. And Wednesday.

Maybe if I spunk £25k in the next 3 hours I can get a free meal too
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I know.
On the plus side, I have a customer called 'Gay Pellett' though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

There were loads of dead Malay fishermen in your bog?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Hahahaha
but also

AAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)

No wonder Roota never 'likes' anything on facebook anymore.




( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:05, Reply)

AAARGH!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Wait, wha', really? HE tried to...... more than your..... between the.... right up ....oh man.
Seriously, that's pretty grim when first meeting someone, I wouldn't even do that after the 3rd date in case whoever i'm with gets self esteem issues.... deffo by the 5th date though 'cus then the self esteem issues would go all the way over to the other side.

No wonder why you don't bash, I'm never gonna get an affair now. Bill is SUCH a cockblocking cunt, i'd be balls deep up to my nuts in guts and all that if it wasn't for him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Didn't actually try to insert a finger, just a bit closer to bumcrack with his arsegrabbing than is decent.
Not that grabbing srangers anywhere is fair dinkum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)