If I didn't have my daughter I would love to.
For £35 I could get a Canadian passport and try my luck over there - but as father I could never do that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

How olds your daughter?
Isn't she of the age where she'd be over it by the time she's a teenager? It might be for the best, that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Thus speaks a man without kids.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Well yeah', I'd rather wait until I'm in a long term loving relationship before creating a child.
Haha, only joking, I've not been laid in years now, not always through choice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I just meant that walking away from your hcild is not physically possible if you have any more decency that a Jeremy Kyle guest
WHicj Monty, bless his little black heart does.

But it's not a thing you're aware of until you spawn.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:20, Reply)

ugh still don't get why people spawn
I mean you can't even sell them nowadays.
I reckon if I could get 20k a kid I'd pop a few out
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I figured atheists need some reason to exist.
Passing on my genes was the best I could come up with.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I'm going to save all the money I would have spent on kids and buy a ridiculous supercar

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Good plan.
Going rate seems to be about £4k a year.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Personally I didn't plan to.
Evidently my semen are persistent little blighters. It's not something I plan to repeat either, this does not change the fact that the little bugger is part of me and I'd die for him.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)

^ this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Ahh, Monty
We are like twins, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I think it's fair to say both your lives have been blighted by the tretious decetefullness of a women you trusted with your penis....
... but it can be undone, if you kill each other's kids, you'll both be even, and you both can go ahead and lead decent lives again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Not really in my case.
I genuinely loved the nutter and while the kid was a mistake it seemed like a good idea at the time, in the haze of love. He remains the best thing to come out of the relationship. WHile it was not what I would have chosn, it's not something I'd change either.

I hate it when parents say stuff like this, but it's hard to understand if you don't have kids. The bond is something it's really hard to understand, it's like falling instantly in love with someone, but with no sexual element and the knowledge that it will never end.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Only the lucky few experience sexual urges

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Nah', I can imagine it, like if I had a dog like a labrador.
I once heard someone describe their child as "The best mistake I ever made", which I really liked.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Have you considered
Selling your child for medical experiments, not only would it free you to travel to Canada but you would get some useful spending money to tide you over.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I nearly clinched a deal with some ex-pat Germans working out of Bolivia
but it fell through at the last minute when they found out she wasn't blonde.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Well, that would be stupid, you wouldn't exactly key your own car, would you? Go nick the neighbour's kids.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Curse those Germans
and their exacting standards
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)