Barry, you know what, me too.
I feel that sometimes, I look at myself, I may have the job of my dreams, an amazing flat in a fantastic location (short walk to nandos, for example). I may have the looks and charm, but for the life of me, something is missing. I think, as I grow older, I would like to have that little bit of happiness that happens with knowing that you're an alright fella, that someone wants to spend time with you. Let you have a go on them, as they have a go on you themselves.

I don't get it Barry, why are we such horrible human beings that we don't deserve something that most of humanity seem to manage?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:08, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I suspect phrases like "have a go on"
are not helping your cause.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)

"Boned" would be better?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)

"Threw my muck up"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Chuck my muck up
Has a nicer rhythm
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Obviously.
"Boned" is a phrase used by the more discerning gentlemen.

Plus, women can smell single blokes/desperation from a mile away.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:32, Reply)

All I want to do is have a blowjob competition between the entire legal-aged female cast of hollyoaks where at the end I declare myself the winner and walk of with the prize.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Including that munter Nancy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Stop trolling me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I'm not, I think she is a munter, genuinely

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)

She's well hot now you loon.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Balls she is, she was a munter and is still a munter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Let's ask the internet
Nancy from Hollyoaks is a munter 62,900
Nancy from Hollyoaks is fit 194,000

HA! In your FACE Naked Ape.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Maybe she is fit to sweaty internet shut ins

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Lynsey's the best. When she wore that latex catsuit during the Halloween episodes, oh my.
*rubs thighs*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I think we can all agree that Sheryal is the worst

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I think someone switched her head with one of the ones off Easter Island.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:36, Reply)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:38, Reply)

POTD.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)

You reckon you can suck cock better than all those girls?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)

To be fair I am quite an arsehole.
My good looks can only get me so far.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

if you agree to pay for everything you'll be in with swipe.
I hope you haven't been paying for stuff.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I forgot to tell you.
A girl bought me three drinks in Glasgow on Friday night, I'm winning by miles now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Nice one.
You could always buy some 20p noodles...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:22, Reply)

No, that's not true, I offered Swipy a veggie burger from McDonalds and she wouldn't even let me sniff her fingers =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)

It's because you touch yourself at night in public
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)