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God you're all boring.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:31, 91 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
So's yer face.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Would you really prefer to have an 'exciting' face, though?
I mean, would you? But would you?

Eh?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I hope you're holding a bottle of acid while you're saying that

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Mmmm acid.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:44, Reply)
I'd rather have an outrageously brilliant face, I think.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)
That's really annoyed you, hasn't it?
Good lad.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I think it would annoy, nay, enrage, anyone who fucking read that ad.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Innit

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Hows liverpool Roots,
I was in Manchester last week, that's pretty much liverpool, someone got stabbed in the neck near my hotel.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Liverpool's ace. I saw all its sexiest architecture this weekend.
Someone got stabbed in the neck in Huyton, which is near us, but it's not Liverpool.
People are probably getting shot but I don't hear about it.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:38, Reply)
13 teenagers murdered in London in 2011.
I recall hearing about no more than about 5.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)
You used a silencer on the other 8 or something.

Shut up
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)
I fear you are right.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I might got to Needos/tayaabs next thursday
probably about 7, I assume I'll have to book?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)
You might as well, It's less essential for Needoo's but Thursday is a busy night in the curry week...
I heartily recommend Needoo's over 'Yab's these days.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Yeah, that's my thinking.
Althought I'll be coming from MK so when I arrive can vary a lot based on trains. Could I just ring up when I'm leaving like an hour before?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I don't know why I'm asking you this, you don't work there.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:41, Reply)
You'd be OK just to turn up if you don't mind waiting a few minutes...
You could always go to that pub we went to round the back of the hospital and ask them to call you when a table's free...
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:43, Reply)
I think that's the best plan.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:44, Reply)
There were eight of us on Monday, we'd booked but would have been fine anyway.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)
8 internet people
that's like 42 normal people.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:48, Reply)
They had to reinforce the floor.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:54, Reply)
I'm amazed they let us sit upstairs.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Fuck this, I'm going out for a smoke.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Yeah seeya then bye.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:38, Reply)
He's so fucking rude isn't he.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)
YEAH.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:54, Reply)
I fucking am.
I was just in the jobcentre and I was all like "Where's my fucking money you cunts, I'm fulfilling my side of the bargain when are you going to uphold yours?" and they were all like "OMG we're really sorry, here's your money please don't punch me in the face" so I did anyway and did a shit on the desk.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:55, Reply)
YOU FUCKING TELL 'EM DAVVERS!

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:57, Reply)
I FUCKING DID, RIGHT?

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:06, Reply)
God my life's so tedious I should top myself over Christmas

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I don't think you should
but you could start a long running story about it, and then set up a webcam and fake your suicide then go lol trolled the next day or something.
I would laugh.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:52, Reply)
I haven't thought it through really, I should have started months ago with my story of my out of control drinking and wife and kids leaving me
People could have tuned in on Christmas day for the will he won't he trip to kfc
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:55, Reply)
KFC won't be open on Christmas Day.
At least, I would hope it's not. Surely people have better things to do that eat KFC on christmas day.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:56, Reply)
It's where I have my christmas for one meal every year :'(''''''

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:57, Reply)
You should definitely web cam this.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Hey guys happy christmas
I'm here eating my version of christmas dinner, hope you're all well subscribe to my channel if you like these videos and leave a comment I love reading them.
Umm.. happy holidays!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:01, Reply)
I'm sure our Muslim brethren will have a Halal chicken outlet open somewhere on Xmas Day.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Something like "South Dakota Fried Chicken"

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Old St roundabout has the marvellous 'FCKF'
'Fried chicken, kebabs and fish'.

Best of all time has to be McDoner's in Archway - but McDonalds made them change their name which I found to be most unsporting.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)
Small Heath has Ackbar's Snackbar
I'd go in, but...
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:37, Reply)
Start preparing for next year.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Hopefully I won't be upstaged by Personality Horse carbon monoxide poisoning his wife and kids to death

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:59, Reply)
your only supposed to top the tree
lol
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Yes, yes I am.
Sorry Mr. Chomp I'll try harder next time.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:51, Reply)
no i am fucken not you thicnk as pig shit son of a cunt arsed mother fuck!

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Don't make me have to tell you to go fuck yourself again.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 16:59, Reply)
i fuck myself every time you tell me to, i'm not sure what we're trying to acheive?

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:00, Reply)
TELL HIM, AL.
TELL HIM.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Okay.



Here goes.






GO FUCK YOURSELF "QUENTIN"!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)
alright i'm finished, and now?

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Blind yourself with a rusty fork.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)
asbva thern,?

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)
THAT SHOWED HIM.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)
TOLD
i'm so lost but i think i'll just go with it to humour the old people
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)
It has often been said.
But that's probably because I *am* boring.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)
seconded

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)
it's one thing i've never ever been called
and the one thing i can never excuse in someone else. that and rudeness/pikeyness.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Gayness, however, no problem!

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)
not when it comes in such an amazing package
bastard!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:14, Reply)
hi rachelswipe, how is it going? did you have a nice afternoon?

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)
i'm not going to lie to you, lifeless
this is a bit worrying:

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=rachelswipe
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)
how do i search your posts to see how many times you've said my name?

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)
oh look, you've mentioned me a few times but i guess i'm just a lot more popular with other users than youn are

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=quentin
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)
that is a more accurate comparite
"popular"

you think?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)
i don't understand those words in that order
ok, maybe not popular, but more mentioned for sure, mostly cos people love a bit of qeunternet
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)
i think you need a new obsession
how about sleeping?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)
her4e you go, you talk about me a lot, you really do like me
b3ta.com/search/posts/22005/best?q=quentin

I usully sleep from 12.20 to 7am and a bit more at weekends which is nice, less is i stay with my mrs tho probably more like 1am til 5ish cos stupid bitch gets up right early and we'll start knockin boots at midnight and she likes to have a wash after
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:21, Reply)
well, time for a new hobby
why don't you sleep from, say, 12.01am - 11.59pm?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:25, Reply)
i'd miss work, peeps would be pissed
plus i'd miss helicopter lessons and our little chats, i've grown fond of you rachelswipe

sure your no mgt, but i need a back-up back-up
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)
ach
anyone could flip those burgers for you
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Since the high point of my afternoon
was somewhere between a discussion of the fluid dynamics of a microchannel device and ordering some winter tyres, you could well be right.

Or, I guess I could just have said "spending £500 on rubber" if I wanted to imply it was more interesting.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)
you bought a real doll aicmfp

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:25, Reply)
well, no. Tyres. I did explain that.
Do try and keep up, old chap. It's not that hard.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:25, Reply)
mighty badger bought a real doll cos TGB abnd rachelswipe kept trying it on with him, he lost all faith in female kind and hope of finding someone better and decided taht rubber was the way to go

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)
TGB and rswipe are very unlikely to cause me to lose faith in femalekind.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:27, Reply)
cos they is well fit/you have the lowest standards of any man who has ever lived and you loved fat chix?

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:31, Reply)
pink rubber socks?

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:25, Reply)
sounds delightful.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)
i thought so

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:45, Reply)
I'm no link to a BBC news story
That's for sure. If only I could be more fun.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:33, Reply)
My interesting afternoon involved passing two more ECDL modules.
They've been piss easy so far but I reckon Access might hand me my arse.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:38, Reply)
not that friendly
not that flexible
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Not THAT Access, silly!

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:47, Reply)
*flexes*
woopwoop!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 17:52, Reply)
i just wanted to say
That I too am old enough to know what you are on about.

Were I less boring I would have found a humourous way of intermating this.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:37, Reply)
I'm very good with relational database schemas, if you need any help visualising data into information.
I cirtainly can do a self-join on a m2m table so me and you match up, and then put the table in lock so there is no proc-time errors.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:57, Reply)
But seriously, it's piss easy.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:59, Reply)
I'm not boring, I'm calming.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:36, Reply)
Have you seen the cunt below

(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:57, Reply)
Whoever so shall pull the sword from the stone
Is the true born king of all BBC election night metaphors
(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 18:39, Reply)

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