The company I work for is based in a big office building with lots of other businesses.
The building management have set up a Christmas cake competition for all the businesses here. Five people from each company get to go down and use a load of professional icing shit to decorate some fairy cakes. I've been SELECTED as one of the people from my company.
So, do you have any tips on icing cakes in a Christmassy way?

alt: does your work do anything like this?

alt alt: do you hate stuff like this or love it or what? I love it. Sometimes.

alt alt alt: Make up a shitty pun joke for an imaginary Christmas cracker.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 14:55, 37 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

No.
Alt: No.
Alt alt: I'm fairly indifferent.
Hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Cheers, blud.
Need a team name now.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

The Menstruators

(TheColonel, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I work for an engineering firm.
The only christmassy stuff we get is a large tin of chocolates to eat between us.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Is there a large market for earrings which look like engines?
HAHAHAAHAH! FUCK ME I AM WITTY.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)

*stares blankly*

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

"Engineering" sounds a bit like "Engine earring".
It's VERY funny. Because I am VERY witty.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

i have a motorWrist that does the same thing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

My dad wanted to build his own male rabbit so I bought him a bucket (BUCK KIT).
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! NO REALLY!
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)

on my flying lessons i often wave down at people
because it s a hello-copter!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Hahahaha.
The use of block capitals and 'HAHAHAHA' never fails to make me laugh. Seriously.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Seriously?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I like it as well,
I imagine the person typing it manically laughing in my face.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:34, Reply)

No
Alt: No
Alt Alt: Sounds like hell.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:16, Reply)

today you get to wear the CROWN

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Use red and green icing.
Go for Christmas Trees and Santa Clauses.
(TheColonel, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Looks like this is as good a suggestion as you are going to get here.
I'd go with this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)

We just had an exciting Team Meeting.
It isn't until next Wednesday.
They picked the team name; "Decorating Divas. And Paul."
I am the only boy on the team. I am only on the team because I lied and said I had done a two year catering course and am an expert at cake decorating.
They discussed design ideas. They didn't like mine.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:27, Reply)

The only tip I've heard of is that if the icing is lumpy
you can use non toxic sandpaper to smooth it out.

I suppose you want a wakki answer though, so I'd suggest giving the reindeers nobs for antlers.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)

WTF?
What is wrong with you? You fucking disgusting cuntless blunder-crap.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I don't even own a cunt :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:31, Reply)

OH HI GUYS!
in answer to your question i would refuse to participate in such an event.
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:33, Reply)

what does the cow when?
Moo!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:34, Reply)

and thats my christmas cracker joke to you all ^^

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I don't get that.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:35, Reply)

i reckon theres a lot you don't get
(like sex)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Just so you know, this doesn't make sense.
It seems to be missing approximately three(3) key words.
(TheColonel, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:36, Reply)

+humour

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:37, Reply)

careful
he'll think you fancy him if you point out the obvious...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

just can't help yourself eh?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)

oh sorry, i'll edit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:41, Reply)

*yawns*
*stretches*
*hits F5*
*returns to work*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:44, Reply)

that isn't a very good punchline, i know cracker jokes are supposed to be quite por but that takes the proverbial

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:44, Reply)

No
Yeah, why not?
No
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I do.
Make the cakes look like Xmas puddings.

Cook basic chocolate cakes, cover them in a white disc of fondant. Cut green fondant holly leaves x 2 and a couple of red fondant ‘berries’ and put them on top – use a little water to help them stick. A light dusting of icing sugar will give the illusion of snow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Bender.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:01, Reply)

quender!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:01, Reply)

candle stick maker

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I saw this on TV just last night

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Substitute cocaine for icing sugar
for extra authenticity in the Boyce household
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:17, Reply)

haha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:18, Reply)

procatinator.com/?cat=3
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

not doing much for the stereotype of women on the internet here, amberl the dead

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:30, Reply)

There's a stereotype?
I didn't realise godfather cats were so popular
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:52, Reply)

uvver way around

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:22, Reply)

fucks sake your all idiots

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)

your you're
( Peej, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:26, Reply)

no youn are!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Holy Crap
I dread to think how you will decorate the cake.
No actually, I am excited - can we see pictures?
( thealternativefact, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)