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Claire from off the masterchef...
Marry me??
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:39, 66 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Are you:
A) A tedious noob with no sense of humour
B) A sock puppet that will make constant cooking references but contibute nothing of substance
C) Actually Gordon Ramsey

Delete as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I would hardly call myself a noob, I've been lurking on an old account for years. To judge whether I have a sensebof humour from a grand total of 2 posts is a bit presumptuous is it not?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Not on a humour site, no.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Oh. Now I get it...
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Maybe.
But if you've been lurking that long you know how this works, now fuck off and die, there's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)

If I promise to make my next post hilarious can I stay please? Pleeeeeeaaasseeee?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Nope.
It's Not up to me, Quentin has the final; say on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I'd go with B

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Seems all we get of late.
*sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Would you like to know all their names, ages and locations?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Gordon Ramsey looks a bit like an unused sock puppet.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)
If the answer was C he'd have spelled his own surname correctly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Gordon Ramesses

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)
I have no idea who she is.
So probably not best asking me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Was she the one with the massive eyes?
she was weirdly pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:52, Reply)
I never watched it.
Is there a photo online somewhere I can judge her on?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:55, Reply)
It's not a very good one, she's quite a lot prettier
images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/sundaymercury/nov2011/0/8/claire-hutchings-481014301.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:59, Reply)
She's just weird looking

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)
She is, but she's strangely attractive.
I can't figure out why.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Neither can I.
Because she isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Amberl's right, though
She does look a lot better than that picture usually.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)
It could just be my excessive vapidity again
but she looks like a judgemental toad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Or Zoe Ball

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:52, Reply)
She has a strange mouth.
But she gets a thumbs up from me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Close your eyes, it all feels the same.
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)
That image search also turned up this
which sounds terrifying www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=671873542
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)
oh god bebo
VOMITS
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Oh holy fuck.
Did she just say she was a teacher???

We, as a nation, are doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Google is your friend
http://www.sundaymercury.net/news/midlands-news/2011/11/22/birmingham-chef-claire-hutchings-enjoys-the-sweet-taste-of-success-on-masterchef-66331-29806186/
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Google is everyone's friend, the needy fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:02, Reply)
I'm needier.
Aren't I? Tell me I'm needier.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Yes dear : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)
How do people ttell the difference between Masterchef and Celebrity Masterchef
(I'd credit who I stole that from if I could remember who it was).
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Celebrity Masterchef is the one with such celebrities as:
Leona Neckett (aged 19) from Culross
Juanita St. Evrémonde (aged 33) from St Helens
Nessa Murphy (aged 52) from Newcastle-under-Lyme
Jacqueline Tigg (aged 25) from North Runcton
Dorothy Jones (aged 46) from Kinver
Katherine Wickfield (aged 38) from Skegness
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I've made my name, age, location generator.
Does anyone need a list of imaginary people's names, ages and locations?
I can set the ages to any range you like, if that helps.
The places are all in the UK then.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)
1-99 would work for ages.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Yeah, but I wanted to be able to make it appropriate for different magazines.
Like YOURS would be 40-70.
Smash Hits will be around 8 - 18 I guess.
What age group do you want Chompangle?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Mind you, people who write to YOURS probably don't put their ages, do they?
Silly me.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Here, have a list of the Psychochomp Fanclub membership list:
Iva Cripples (aged 73) from Newcastle-under-Lyme
Jenna Harris (aged 83) from Hucknall-under-Huthwaite
Katie Thudding (aged 74) from Hawkinge
Maria Marton (aged 78) from Acton Beauchamp
Jacqueline Jarndyce (aged 82) from Hethersett
Kathleen King (aged 83) from Bayton
Alexander Sweedlepipe (aged 65) from Hartshorne
Norma Nickleby (aged 65) from Bovingdon
Timothy School (aged 79) from Weston-super-Mare
Latoya Payne (aged 79) from Milford-on-Sea
Helga Thomson (aged 73) from Skirlaugh
Winifred Ticket (aged 67) from Ulleyweb
Christopher Guitar (aged 79) from Colwall
Kenny School (aged 68) from Littlehampton
Erica Hutchins (aged 75) from Hatfield
Vince Website (aged 67) from Leeds
Ruth Gayman (aged 79) from Wigan
Dustin Hope (aged 73) from Flamstead
Mac Bell (aged 71) from Flamstead
Danielle Newton (aged 75) from Stock
Grace Adams (aged 65) from Weston Colville
Charlotte Tawesomated (aged 73) from Diss
Brian Cowpuncher (aged 72) from Eyam
Courtney St. Evrémonde (aged 67) from West Auckland
Heather Dog (aged 82) from Paisley
Jeanette Loudly (aged 66) from Milford-on-Sea
Cecil Brickmaker (aged 82) from Marton
Lucille Duff (aged 78) from Great Longstone
Susan Kaur (aged 81) from Sunderland
Maggie Gayman (aged 84) from Headley
Maggie Prison (aged 84) from Derry
Jesse Heape (aged 80) from Ellesmere Port
Elsie Hyperlink (aged 76) from Wedmore
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:19, Reply)
MW's Facebook "Friends":
Belle Green (aged 5) from Spencerswood
Evan Swidger (aged 4) from Newcastle-under-Lyme
Alec Pong (aged 5) from Dewsbury
Anson Begum (aged 4) from Aberystwyth
Ashley Foster (aged 4) from Stoneleigh
Adeline Reid (aged 5) from Bramhall
Amanda Giles (aged 6) from Hayes
Kathryn Griffiths (aged 4) from Maidstone
Elsie Sweedlepipe (aged 6) from Acton Beauchamp
Ellwood Carstone (aged 5) from Stock
Gale Mann (aged 4) from Steeple Claydon
Nancy Waterbrook (aged 6) from Stockton-on-Tees
Bethany Brownlow (aged 4) from Great Yarmouth
Naomi MacDougal (aged 6) from Braunton
Julia Send (aged 5) from Blockley
Gloria Adams (aged 5) from Bransgore
Opal Hawdon (aged 5) from Holloway
Latoya Kedgick (aged 6) from Hunton
Harris Murray (aged 5) from Eastleigh
Wesley Gargery (aged 5) from Welham Green
Bryan Schmidt (aged 5) from Tintagel
Evan Smyth (aged 4) from Kidderminster
Amelia Soccer (aged 6) from Martham
Joe Steerforth (aged 6) from Exeter
Eliza Waterbrook (aged 4) from Ashford
Tillie Patel (aged 5) from Finchampstead
Ana Hussain (aged 6) from Long Stratton
Al Crisparkle (aged 6) from Kineton
Terry Harrison (aged 5) from Redbourn
Wilfrid Lammle (aged 5) from Castle Camps
Elliott Stewart (aged 6) from Peterborough
Jordan Gamer (aged 4) from Dunston
Janette Bailey (aged 6) from Fowey
Kristen Pouch (aged 5) from Lapworth
Chad Rogers (aged 4) from Sunderland
Melody Columbo (aged 6) from Headington
Luisa Green (aged 6) from Crawley
John Pencil (aged 4) from Basildon
Larkin Gridley (aged 4) from Harrogate
Brittney Bounderby (aged 5) from Wigan
Brenda Sykes (aged 5) from Anahilt
Betty Clare (aged 4) from Fareham
Loretta Ward (aged 6) from Lynmouth
Edna Cavalletto (aged 5) from Lenham
Leonore Lee (aged 4) from Castle Camps
Norma Lewis (aged 5) from Bredgar
Lennie Redlaw (aged 6) from Harmans Cross
Walt Dartle (aged 5) from Widnes
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:28, Reply)
This is brilliant.
I can already think of MILLIONS of applications.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:29, Reply)
None of these people are old enough to register on Facebook
and should be reported to the relevant authorities forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Would you like a list of The Relevant Authorities' names, ages and locations?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)
If it will entertain you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Cool.
Candice Bucket (aged 50) from Roxburgh
Roger Simpson (aged 37) from Ravenglass
Sadie Omer (aged 40) from Welham Green
Genie Awesome (aged 57) from Leek Wootton
Heather Larkins (aged 28) from Morley
Herman Hunt (aged 47) from Grasmere
Joseph Plummer (aged 39) from Chalfont St Peter
Lassie Hunter (aged 47) from Harmans Cross
Susan Organstein (aged 29) from Southampton
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:41, Reply)
she's a bit orange

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)
hands are shaking

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:24, Reply)
There there!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:25, Reply)
thank you for your concern

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Fuck's sake man by now you should either have died of MTFUed

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:31, Reply)
I have MTFU but,it them comes back in waves

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Poor baby.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:36, Reply)
I need looking after

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Are you drinking lots of water.
I've started taking re-hydration sachets if I feel ropey the next day. They really do work wonders.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:42, Reply)
blowfish!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I read about them.
I have to be careful with aspirin as I have a dicky stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:45, Reply)
why, is she your sister?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)
No.
His sister is Lillian Phibes (aged 37) from Kidderminster.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)
how bizarre
that's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)
So is Fern Hunter (aged 13) from Fowey.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:31, Reply)
christ
this is how i find out i'm a lesbian paedo?

nice.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)
My mistake. I meant Topaz Tappertit (aged 54) from Brechfa.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Not Jordan Gamer (aged 4) from Dunston?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:41, Reply)
No.
She's in a relationship with Alberto Diver (aged 41) from Newcastle upon Tyne.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)
By far the best is the legendary
Vince Website (aged 67) from Leeds

I don't know why but that one has me in fits.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)
OK, sure. Only if you iron your chin, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:33, Reply)

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