Morning all, How are we today?
Had a most enjoyable time last night, wit Monty, Jeff & battered (Stunned is a big girl who had half a shandy at lunch and stayed home) and how I'm going to have a big cup of tea, some breakfast and watch The Legeon before wrapping some presents. It seems a shame not to go out but it's been a month or more since I could lounge around my flat for a day so I might as well enjoy it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 9:52, 36 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good morning.
Excellent to see you and t'others last night. I am planning on doing nothing at all today, other than cooking pork belly later.

Memo to Stunned: You are a steaming great under-the-thumb Mary.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

The shame of it all.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I woke up with eaither Sweet'n'Sour sauce all over the back of my hand, or blood. I got a right shock when I woke up, and checked all over my body for cuts.
Today I'm going to get
- Wallpaper for my Feature Wall
- The paint for all the walls
- Possibly maybe hopefully get some really cool Wall Art things I've seen, they're metal sculptures that you put on the wall.
- Think about getting some shelves maybe too.

Yesterday I bought a new computer, one of these, that is going to be used to make the most awesome media player ever invented in the world ever.... at any point in time I'll be able to watch pretty much anything that has been on general release. I'll be able to set it up to automaticly download tv shows, including in the states, within moments of them being air'd. I'll be able to watch 4od and iPlayer too. I can pick a film at work, and by the time I get home it'll be there for me to download. I'll be able to control it from my mobile phone, or a standard remote, or using a wireless mouse'n'keyboard.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Can I come and live with you?
That sounds ace.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Yeah', that'll be ace. C'mon babes, run away, let's elope !
It's gonna be well pukka, I've even got remote-control dimmer switches for the livingroom and bedroom, might get some remote-control wall-plugs too today as I think they'll be a good idea and they're not silly money.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I am in bits.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)

heh heh heh
I don't think the brandy helped any of us.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Did it make you all randy?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I cannot speak for the other three, but it did not have that effect on me thankfully.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Not surprised mate
you were pretty far gone when I left, did you and Monty keep going?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I point the finger of blame
In the direction of Stunned Poster. That was not a lunch, it was a session. It defies belief that I made out at all. So, what station past Temple Meads do you think I'll wake up at?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

JEFF'S A LIGHTWEIGHT!!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Rumbled.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

so that time I met you and you were
completely wasted you had just smelled beer on the way in?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I'd had a can of Topdeck.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I must deffend Jeff here
He was 6 pints ahead of the rest of us and kept up admirably
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

COMRADE HAS A MAN-CRUSH ON JEFF!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I have got as far as getting up and having a nice hot shower.
Now I'm contemplating getting dressed.
It's a rock and roll lifestyle over here, let me tell you...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Shall I go to Bodeans today? shall I? shall I?
yummy yummy yummy meat oh a do dah day
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)

No.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Ugh
Glass of rum on top of a bottle of red wine hasn't left me looking to seize the day.

I did have a sausage, mushroom and egg sandwich and a pint of water about 1am so I'm aware it could be far, far worse. Going out for cocktails this evening so I'm a fool to myself.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Morning CQ
I'm a bit pissed off, was on my works do last night, but headed home by midnight. Didn't matter what I did, I couldn't shake how absolutely shattered I was, could barely stand. Pissed off about it, as the tab still had a couple of hundred quid on it, but ah well, what can you do?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)

You could have just sloped off to a quiet corner for a swift kip
then gone back and had more.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I'm tempted
To have a kip on a park bench.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:05, Reply)

You need another beer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I had a bottle
Before I left the hotel, it didn't help. I'm now in a cafe drinking coffee and considering death.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Good effort Jeff.
I would advise against kipping in Hackney parks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I've walked
Around the shops for a bit and I've decided I'll be better off going home and ordering online. That London is too busy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Make sure you have a can of Special and a tab.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)

so who got the comedy traffic cone on their head?
I just went out for breakfast, now I have to scan bank statements for the mortgage thing and write that monstrosity for work. Great times. Well, at least I have a mince pie for later
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'm knackered and ill.
And my asthma is the worst its been in god knows how long. Going to view houses in twenty minutes, looking round filthy student digs whilst asking if there's a drier and is the rent price negotiable is the last thing I want to do in the world.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 13:41, Reply)

And a microwave

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Biggest waste of time ever.
Everyone wants to stay here next year as well now. I want change, change is good.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I can't remember anything after half past eleven last night.
Just after I probably ruined my friends life by reading her tarot cards while pissed.
I woke up in all my clothes. I think I do this about once every six months.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:16, Reply)

'this was sent from my karzy'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)

lolz
off my facebook:

Santa (@ local toy store): Ho, Ho, Ho! Have you been a good boy Ishwar?
He: Yes, Santa.
Santa: What would you like for Christmas?
He: Can you please bring me some batteries so that I can play with the toys I already have?
Us: (cringing and hiding in shame).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)