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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This weekend
I've survived JeffStock and my mothers 65 birthday celebrations. To mark this, I've ordered a curry.

How have you treated yourself of late?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:01, 84 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
i had pudding with my lunch
and I've not done any college work ALLL day
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Did you make it out for your special breakfast?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:06, Reply)
it was lunch by the time we got out
but, in essences, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Toast or fried bread?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:08, Reply)
neither
they tend not to offer you that with gammon
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Egg or Pineapple??

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:31, Reply)
egg this time
which was an unusual choice for me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Booked my holidays in such a way that I've had two four-day weekends within the last month.
Unfortunately most of the last one was taken up with finishing off an essay for a distance learning course, but it's the thought that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Where ya going?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Nowhere, just enjoyed being able to crash in till daft o'clock for four days a week instead of two.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:12, Reply)
It dawned on my over the weekend that I've had just 3 days off since July
Each and every one of them has been spent with people from here.

I need a holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Got 15 more days to use up before the end of March too.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Pfft.
There are worse people to spend time with I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)
Blousie
You're worth a Monday night after a difficult weekend when the busses are on strike.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Hehe! fankoo Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Plans are starting to form for a repeat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Pray tell.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:22, Reply)
JeffStock 2
The Alkie Boogaloo.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0086999/

Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I'll sign up for a piece of that action.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:26, Reply)
You won't need to moonwalk.
If timing goes well then a few of the London based OT'ers might make the effort.

Which would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:28, Reply)
And I've still not met you yet.
That'll be another day off.

Any feedback from the interview mate?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)
A stupendous crash and burn on my part.
Fucking disaster. Working on another application now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Just keep at it mate.
If there is owt any of us can do to help, shout.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:20, Reply)
You never know, the final outcome might well go your way.
When I was interviewed for my current job I managed to get lost on the way there and ended up arriving half an hour later than scheduled, and just to make it worse I was sweating like a nonce in a nursery all the way through the interview.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Nah, they already told me I wasn't what they were looking for.
Sometimes I pray for my missus' luck in that most jobs she's had over the last ten years have been as a result of someone she knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Bollocks.
Oh well, don't let 'em grind you down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Still early days yet.
But my idea of a nice day doesn't really entail spending 6 hours trawling through endless job websites and filling in application forms only to get no acknowledgement of my efforts.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:28, Reply)
I never treat myself.
I life a live of austerity and self denial.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)
I've treated myself to a glass of wine whilst I fill in another fucking application form.
This may or may not end well.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:17, Reply)
It sucks big willies DG.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)
My day will come. I hope.
The job I'm applying for now is only for 3 months, but it's a start. I'm also going to start looking at Plan B as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:21, Reply)
As handsome and sophisticated as you are DG, the life of a gigalo isn't all it's cracked up to be.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I wasn't thinking along those lines exactly...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I'm glad to hear it.
Are you planning on being Bert's pimp?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:25, Reply)
He really doesn't need one.
Nope, it's the home ironing thing I'm thinking of. it's been buzzing in my head for a while, might be time to start getting some business advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Are there many high flying exec types around Ashington that need your services though?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:28, Reply)
No, but the more affluent rural areas around us may yield some results.
Worth a punt and the outlay is fairly minimal from the research I've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)
He's a shit rapper.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:24, Reply)
He is, like.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:26, Reply)
JeffStock was chaos.
I hope CQ understood why Stunned texted mid-bash to apologise for the state of me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I'm sure you were the life and soul of the event : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)
I doubt that.
6 with Stunned was a nail.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:20, Reply)
does that sentence make sense?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:34, Reply)
still awake, i AM A trooper

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Fuck off.
JeffStock IS NAILS. (seriously, I'm damaged).

Glad you got home okay! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:24, Reply)
IF YOU BOOK THEM THEY WILLCOME
Cheers man, epic flight,lionking,die hard, cowboys and aliens
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)
'ello monkeys

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Evening.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)
So it is
and we stand once more on the precipice of another week
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:30, Reply)
I'm going to fucking jump Ape!
You just watch me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:31, Reply)
With both feet, still only 9 working days until christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I've been quite productive recently.
I think it's just a phase I'm going through.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:35, Reply)
*scratches armpit*
*eats flea*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:30, Reply)
JEalous! All I got is teryaki prawns and egg fried lice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:31, Reply)
be careful of those breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:32, Reply)
*throws breasts around in gay abandon*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:33, Reply)
such a wasteful way to throw breasts around

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I know but I'm not having Bob telling me what to do with my own mammaries.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:37, Reply)
lesbo boobs

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Well I'm relaxed.
Anyone else up?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:22, Reply)
hello
still here.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Good.
Glad to hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)
shame I have nothing interesting to say
do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I will grace you with my presence for a while
Although nobody else seems to be making the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)
alright JeffTheDogFucker

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Aye up 1

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)
badly and with out due care
*carefully sits down*
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)
I bought myself a cardigan yesterday
I sure do know how to rock n roll.
(berk, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)
You won't get sexually knowledgable by buying cardingans you know.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I reckon Val Doonican got his fair share of totty.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Crooning does have that effect.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:19, Reply)
He wouldn't have looked that smug if he was weaving yoghurt every night.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)
No, I'll get that by being an absolute filthbag
I can live with that.
(berk, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:11, Reply)
No, that's not true, comfortable warm and soft cardigans are where it's at, and shauls or whatever they're called.
I like the kind that look like a cat has gotten at it 'cus it's been warn so much and has that smell on them that says 'flamiartiy'.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I had an extra extra large Papa Johns pizza this afternoon to cheer myself up.
It was shit, I hate myself for ordering such disgusting food and my television is still broken. Bad day, really bad day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Evenin' Barry
When are you heading back to Londres?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Saturday I think.
Although I may go beforehand so I don't kill all my housemates for breaking my tele.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Chuck 'em in the Tyne
You've got form for that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Unfortunately Fulham have already played Newcastle this season.
Otherwise I'd have got my mates to do it when they came up. It still wouldn't fix my tele though, I'm off for a cry.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)
I haven't had a savory-doughnut-pizza in ages and ages, I fancy one sometime soon now

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Signed myself up to Linkedin today
Looks like it'll be quite useful for the property side of things.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I am on linkedin.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:27, Reply)
I'd always dismissed it as Farcebook in polyester trousers and a nylon shirt.
But I think it might be useful. Can't hurt, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)

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