My day has been great - in fact, far, far better than your day!
I had an interview for a real job then lunchtime drinks with Pooflake. We discussed films and the effect mood has on ones perception thereof and I'm having a chinese takeaway for dinner. While waiting for aforementioned takeaway, I'll be drinking my way through a slab of Stella.
Beat that fucker!!



Discuss.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:54, 92 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I miss pooflake : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:01, Reply)

OMG IS POOFLAKE DEAD!!!!!!!!???????

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I'm not fat, bald or senile, every day is better than yours.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:02, Reply)

Yes but he's been invited to and attended my bash and you haven't.
One all.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:06, Reply)

If that's true why has he gone off to have a cry into his kitchen handtowel

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:12, Reply)

OMG! you've hidden cameras in his kitchen????
Far too creepy dude!
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

He's a lolfatty aint he, one minute he's stuffing his lardy face the next he's bawling his eyes out over his reflection in the sink
He appeared on an episode of 'behind the keyhole' once, sob stains all over the kitchen there were
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Lolfatty!
Naaah
Just much, MUCH bigger than you.

*waggles eyebrows*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Are you implying you have a bigger gock than Rory?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Gok wan?

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:30, Reply)

BGB, i've got a question, and since you're a lady, with proper lady parts and stuff
you might be able to help me.

Why do I feel so blue when I have to spend the night away from my mrs?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Actually don't worry about it, I think my dad is back with the fish and chips.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:33, Reply)

You love Mrs Al soooooooooo much.
Admit it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I admit it. And it wasn't my dad, the house was just creaking.
I'm hungry.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Can I admit to being very excited at spending the weekend getting drunk with you at Donnington?

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:40, Reply)

:D

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:56, Reply)

You too????

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I'm crossing fingers in hope
the lineup is ace
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I came up with a brilliant game to play in between rounds of tradesman
It involves Motorheads entire discography and a lot of cider.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Right I'm definitely coming along now

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:07, Reply)

woo!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Though in a typical fashion
most of the people I know who go to Download aren't going this year. They've all defected entirely to Sonisphere
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I think we will have room in our camp if you wanted to stay with us.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Awesome!!

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:11, Reply)

If you don't want to be drinking a lot of cider
you need to swat up on your motorhead.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Oh dear : (
I'm doomed.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:17, Reply)

But, on the plus side
you get to drink lots of cider.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I'm excited at her excitment.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:59, Reply)

You're like a closed system perpetual motion machine you two

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:01, Reply)

perpetual motion of moist fun.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
*wipes tear from corner of eye*
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Cock + gut = gock.
Like a gunt but for men.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Oh! Iike a bit of gock then.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Why are you in denial about being a fat fuck?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:52, Reply)

You won't get a rise out of him Rory.
Sorry to burst your bubble : (
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

He's gone back to the kitchen towel ain't he
Still at least he's not in 'Blue Haze' there's a positive of sorts
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Always looking for the positive.
That's your best feature Rory.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I generally only need to stick one pair of socks into my pants to impress the laydeez

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Eyebrowns, lolol

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Sounds a bit gay to me.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Yeah, you've got to wonder why he would be telling another guy that he has a big penis

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:30, Reply)

He should just come right out and admit it. No point in lying, it's only himself that he's hurting.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:41, Reply)

because boys love
to tell each other about willy size
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I doubt it.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Not sure I can
but yesterday I got to wander round the department covered in video tape. That was pretty awesome.

today I'm a grumpy bah humbug kind of person.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:22, Reply)

It seems to be going around hon.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:26, Reply)

it's all just so depressing
misery covered in sparkle
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Sounds like a vampire film I've heard of.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:36, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Alright Blousie
how are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Meh!
I have worked hard today so I can be proud. Well not so much proud as why don't I work that hard every day.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 19:58, Reply)

You can be proud!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Huzzah!

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:03, Reply)

It's all money towards Donnington isn't it anyway?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 20:07, Reply)

I"m on my way home from work
RIGHT NOW!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)

PREPARE YOURSELVES!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)

It'll be a while yet.
How are you Captain?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

i have progressed from grumpy to melancholy
christmas is rubbish and boring and stupid.

how are you so late back from work?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I'm ever the professional.
And, I might have gone for a quick pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

ha
i has a nice bottle of waggledance
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

The chinky was nom...
I am replete.

And still large.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Fulham are out of Europe.
I feel physically sick.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

???
Who are Fulham and what is this 'Europe' of which you speak?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)

HAHA!
How did you manage to lose that.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)

*there there*
Welcome to Bristol world, only with you having qualified.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)

i'm not sure I can even work up a *there there*
really don't understand how people can give a shit about football
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I don't give a shit about football.
I give a shit about my football team playing in European competitions enabling me and my mates to visit places we never would otherwise and have a laugh for three days. We'll never play in Europe again in my lifetime. Devastated isn't the word.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)

why not just book a holiday

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)

If you can get two thousand people (minimum)
to all book a holiday in the same far flung city on a Tuesday, you're a greater person than I am.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)

But why do you need two thousand other people?
Surely just you and your mates could stick a pin in a map and say 'let's go there'!
Unless you like travelling with feeble-minded thugs who feel the need to have the rest of their tribe around them?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:29, Reply)

The idea that Fulham is a club full of 'feeble-minded' thugs is quite hilarious.
We're the only club in the country that has a 'neutral' section because our fans are so placid.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)

OK
'Thugs' may have been harsh (I stand by the 'feeble minded' though).However, the point still stands - why do you feel the need to have two thousand 'others' with you?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:40, Reply)

It's hard to understand or even explain.
But when you see tons of people you recognise from back home on foreign soil, it's just an amazing feeling. And nothing with my group of mates would ever get organised if there wasn't a game on. The football is the reason people travel over, but it's (by far) the least important aspect of the trip.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)

We'll have to agree to disagree
I've never felt the 'tribal' thing and never understood the whole football thing. If me and my mates want to go somewhere - we just go! On more than one occasion it really has been 'stick a pin in the map and go to the nearest city to the hole' and jolly good times were had.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:11, Reply)

I'd do that, happily.
It's the fact that the others wouldn't.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:30, Reply)

mmm well I guess Cameron had to start somewhere

( boff FL OZ, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)

aye up all.
Who's about.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)

me, just about
how do?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)

much better, thanks.
I'm over the glums, good food, good drink and a nice chat with a nice man about making my job better have worked their magic. And you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:00, Reply)

i have the glums, but less
after some beers. Probably should sleep soon.

Turns out, too, it's harder to find jelly moulds than you might think
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I have no idea why, but Jelly Moulds makes me think of breasts...
I like breasts.

WHy are you glum chum?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

dunno
trying to find christmas presents was depressing and just makes me think I've disconnected myself from too many people, that if I knew them better I'd be able to find them presents.

Also, two hours listening to a presentation on child abuse didn't raise the tone
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Wow, and I though having to listen to Jazz for 3 hours was rough
You can always reconnect, or you may find they are not worth it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:07, Reply)

I could handle jazz, even freeform
I just think I've been a bit of an arse not contacting people and being to caught up in GIANTWORKTHING boringness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Ithought that was done.
Yeah pretty much anyone would have appriecated Ronnie Scotts more than me. /namedrop
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Yeah, now it's done
finished it Monday night and sent it off (now other scary things happen but fewer that involve me putting together 144 page documents). It's just that it took me 2 or 3 months in which I did a lot of not calling people and saying "..sorry can't make it, you know, work"

I had to google that dude you need to drop bigger names
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:13, Reply)

it's like a famouse jazz club or summink
Work xmas do, otherwise awesome, esp as Im had a nice chat with the IT gouy about me joining his department, sometime, maybe.*gless*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:16, Reply)

yay! sounds good
I gotta go sleep now - nighty night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:17, Reply)

'tis, night
breasts!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Jazz - hmmmmm
I agree with Alexei Sayle "there's basically two types of Jazz - and they're both crap".
I can stand most types of music, but Jazz and R&B (the new type, not real rythm & blues which is mostly ace) both leave me cold.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:15, Reply)

I can only agree with both you and mr Sayle 100%

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 23:17, Reply)