i just saw a cartoon character sick up a rainbow
Best animated series ever?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:22, 125 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dexter's Laboratory.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:22, Reply)

The Simpsons!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Ren and Stimpy?

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Bugs Bunny

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I believe Rory Lyon probably meant that sarcastically.
But it really is The Simpsons. Just because people like me no longer think it's as good as it used to be doesn't mean that every year a whole new set of people don't get to discover the wittiest, cleverest, funniest cartoon they have ever seen.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:47, Reply)

I still prefer Ren and Stimpy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:49, Reply)

If it had lasted 20 years and still managed at least two decent jokes an episode I'd agree.
But it didn't.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7296921
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:52, Reply)

The last point in that was made by someone who hasn't seen it since about 2006, it seems.
Although I wasn't arguing for it's current greatness anyway.

I'm not taking this as seriously as that makes it seem...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Never mind all that, did you ever see any of the Ren & Stimpy stuff they geared towards adults?
That was some proper shite.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:21, Reply)

It's the 'Friends' of the cartoon genre.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Don't get me started on how unjust the hatred of Friends is.
Friends is hated by people who think they know comedy and want a cheap target.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:05, Reply)

No, Friends is utter dreck.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Friends is the Coronation Street of situation comedy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Nice soundbite.
Ever thought about being a politician?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Yes but I don't like wearing skirts.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:15, Reply)

What?
Nonsense.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Oh for fucks sake BGB
You appear to have got me and ^him on the same side. I don't appreciate you doing that to me...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

: D

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Must be the season of goodwill.
Or summink.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Haha!
Gotcha ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I'm not going to have the argument about why you are wrong.
Largely because it will make me sound like a fan of the show, which despite how much I admire what the writers achieved, I'm actually not.

But you are wrong.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Friends is terrible. It's "well written" in that it achieves what it sets out to do, much like the Sun and the rest of the red tops are 'well written' in the same way.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I'm fairly sure I avoided saying 'well written' on purpose, but actually, it's a good phrase..
Friends is funny.

It has annoying characters, it has appalling storylines, it has American Sitcom economics, and yet despite that the writers achieve some brilliant jokes, some brilliant set pieces and some brilliant character moments.

It achieved great moments in spite of what it is, not because of.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Friends is shit.
Apart from Aniston's arse, obviously.

But to paraphrase Flava Flav, nobody lives like that, nobody even looks like that. Sanitised, homogenised, smug, soulless, shit beloved of women and homosexuals.

Plus the fact that a lot of it is borderline catchphrase comedy.

Will Self wrote a marvellous piece on why he hates Friends. We see entirely eye to eye on this, me and Will do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I'm happy to accept the fact
that both of us appear to have given it more thought that its worth and arrived at different conclusions...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Ice T- the Gangsta Chronicles.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:51, Reply)

yo yo yo! D-Z
How's it hanging home boy?
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:54, Reply)

My lethal weapon is my mind!
And my Bruce stick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I'm looking forward to our night on a ragga trip.
When do you start your new job?
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:56, Reply)

January 3rd.
And bear in mind that the summer and the new year are dead times for clubs. The Basics trip will have to be around Feb/ March, aight? And no ragga, just house.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I know. I was just regurgitating a track name :)
*excites*

Are you on FB?
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Yes I am but I have a strict 'no B3tans' policy there.
Why would I want real life and internet life to cross over?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Fairynuff.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

YOUR MUM!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:10, Reply)

My mum?
: )
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:10, Reply)

If you like...
I had work drinks :(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Why the sad face?

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I've had no time off
Since July, they want me to work all over Christmas and I'm tired.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Sucks man.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:19, Reply)

there there!

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:20, Reply)

South Park
this thread blows.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Blows big cock?

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

If you like.
*unzips*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I said big cock.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Oh, right.
Best ask Jeff then. *sadface*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I don't think Jeff is going to blow you either

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:20, Reply)

*sadderface*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I dunno! It's been a while.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Evening!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Alright Jeff
how are you? Am I correct in surmising that making CQ happy is not on your agenda?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I am without portfolio.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)

portfolio witty comeback
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I'm waiting for a takeout.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)

You used to cook. How come you always get take out now?

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I'm opting for easier
/struggling with dinner
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Start a better one then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:15, Reply)

It's not about the start or finish, it's about the journey.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Nah, I'm not really here.
I am a shadow
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I'd make it better
but I'm not sure how

perhaps by my wonderful presence alone
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Hell yeah!

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:24, Reply)

w00t!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:25, Reply)

CAPTAIN!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:26, Reply)

jeffamina!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Good morning captain.
Let me in, the voice cried softly,
from outside the wooden door.
Scattered remnants of the ship could be seen in the distance,
Blood stained the icy wall of the shore.

I'm the only one left. The storm, took them all,
He managed as he tried to stand.
The tears ran down his face.
Please, it's cold.

When he woke, there was no trace of the ship.
Only the dawn was left behind by the storm.
He felt the creaking of the stairs beneath him.
That rose, from the sea, to the door.

There was a sound at the window then.
The captain started, his breath was still.
Slowly, he turned.

From behind the edge of the windowsill,
There appeared the delicate hand of a child.
His face was flush and timid.
He stared at the captain through frightened eyes.

The captain reached for something to hold on to,
Help me, he whispered, as he rose slowly to his feet.
The boy's face went pale,
He recognized the sound.

Silently, he pulled down the shade against the shadow.
Lost in the doorstep of the empty house.

I'm trying to find my way home.

I'm sorry...
...and I miss you.

I miss you.
I've grown taller now.
I want the police to be notified.
I'll make it up to you,
I swear, I'll make it up to you.

I miss you
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)

uh
hi, doz
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:28, Reply)

aight cave-o-matic?
Soulsonic Force or J.V.C. Force?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:31, Reply)

i don't understand the question

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Fuck's sake.
DO. YOU. PREFER. AFRIKA BAMBATAA AND THE SOULSONIC FORCE. OR. JVC FORCE?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)

no

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Psst!
Pick the first one.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:37, Reply)

No way.
Bambataa never did anything as good as Strong Island.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:39, Reply)

YOMDFM!

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Evening!
I've just seen the trailer for Expendables 2. :O
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:32, Reply)

There's a second film? : ((

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Apparently so

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Oh. My. DAYZ.
My flat is georgous, absolutly stunningly gorgous, I have impeckable taste and it is amazing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:40, Reply)

woah!
is it decorated already?!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Uploading photos now !
Yup, mostly done =D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Check my facebook !!!!!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I'm afraid this is limited to friends on my FB only
www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151052883550627.776728.532685626&type=1
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I can't wait to see it.
Any B3tans able to corroborate your statement yet?
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Not yet, but I'm uploading some photos now. OH BOY OH BOY
Seriously, it's so warm and inviting and sexy, definatly sexy. I have one hell of a sexy pad.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Check my facebook =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Will do.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)

haha!
It looks well swanky. Nice lights : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)

They're on dimmers too, on a remote control. I can be sitting there with some hot honey-pot and be like "Hay baby, how about some mood lighting?"
and she'll be all like "But you'll have to stand up, and I don't think I can take being away from your body for that long", and I'll be like "Oh baby, don't you worry about that", reach for the remote control, and turn down the lights to the optimum lighting level for sexual input.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I fucking love dimmer switches.
I only have one in my kitchen because I have mood lighting in my living room and bedroom.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Oh awesome =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)

it all looks pretty swish

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Thank you =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I corroborate
that you can't wait to see it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I've seen it now.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Back again, briefly.
Is Beej drunk yet?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Nope.
What do you take me for? A sop?
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I dunno, I thought that was you mission for the evening. :)
I was hoping to find you dancing on tables
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

dancing on tables is fun.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Well, the table appers to be free
help yourself.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I never get blotted on a weekday. Just squiffy.
I can dance on my table if you have a twenty spare.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I'm brassic until pay day I'm afraid
All spent on trinkets and gee-gaws
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Well I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*
despite my *ahem* physical limitation?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Pshaw! begger can't be choosers CQ.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

This is very true.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Well thanks for that.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)

*stops digging*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Proper lol.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Yay!
*does happy-dance*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Ha ha!
I'm in the process of saving a tenner by getting a free lift home. A free lift with my take out. Turns out they deliver round my way, and they had no excuse not to take me with the food.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)

RESULT!!!!

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Double result.
I ordered less than a tenners worth of food, they should have charged.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

You have the luck of the oirish!

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)

+ wolfhound

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:13, Reply)

I've eaten!!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Bugger me.
It's gone all quiet. everyone dozed off?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I think so.
I'm off to bed. Night night CQ.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)

ni, night

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Night John Boy!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:34, Reply)

night night sue-ellen

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Night J.R!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:39, Reply)

I'm here, I'm queer, and I won't go away.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Nice one!
How are you Baz?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Still gutted about last night.
Although a new jacket turned up today, despite it being an XS it's fucking massive. Also I was in such a bad mood this morning I went out and bought an iPhone, how the fuck I'm going to afford it I don't know. How goes it?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

i made a crocodile
out of wool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 23:31, Reply)

I've gone hip hop menkle on facebook.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q13EQ_Erb0M
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 23:31, Reply)