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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I HAVE TO HAVE THIS, I SIMPLY MUST HAVE TO REALLY REALLY GOING TO BUY THIS ON PAYDAY
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/gargoyle-door-knocker-doorknocker-gargoyle-face-green-man-tree-goth-gothic-/150702172795?pt=UK_Home_Garden_Decorative_Accents_LE&hash=item23168caa7b#ht_1972wt_1413
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:04, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
That's not a gargoyle.
/QI
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:05, Reply)
It is a grotesque, is it not?

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
I believe so.
Although I haven't checked this. If QI I say it I believe it to be true until they correct themselves.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)
That's reasonable. They do their homework.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
But look at him ! Just look at him ! It's from one of my favorite films, The Labyinth

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Ooh, I missed that bit.
25 years old this year, that film. There's a massive retrospective of it in this months Empire, if you're interested.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Oh sweet ! I'll pick up a copy.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:18, Reply)
You should buy a Mohammed Al Fayed garden gnome instead.
Yes they do exist.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Or one of these.
www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=gargoyle+door+knocker&_sacat=0&_odkw=door+knocker&_osacat=0&_trksid=p3286.c0.m270.l1313
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Dude. Have you taken leave of your senses?

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)
!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekZiFrMUyiY
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Answer the question.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
Maybe possibly, BUT LOOK AT IT, it's AWESOME.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)
It really, really isn't.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Reasons why it's awesome.
- If anyone walks past my flat on Ket or LSD or whatever, then it'll freak them the fuck out.
- I can give it a comedy--not-a-comedy-name like "Martin" or "George" or something.
- It'll be a friendly happy face to great me as I come in home from going out in lue of a dog.
- JUST LOOK AT IT !!!!!
- It'll keep out bad mojo.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)
Where the fuck are you moving to that
you regularly expect people out of their heads on ketamine to be passing your front door?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Better safe than sorry

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)
He's moving onto Barry's road.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)
It wouldn't really suit a modern abode like yours petal.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Or indeed any abode outside the 'Labyrinth' set.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Or Jim Henson's house.
well, grave.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Oh, it really is from Labyrinth.
I cannot decide whether that makes it better or worse.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)
worse surely, considering the Bowie association

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)
I'll put it on the front door, it'll only be seen by people who walk in rather than in the flat.
And it'll keep out all the bad mojo.

I need 3 door knobs for my waldrobe, I'm thinking as I have a chanderlear in my bedroom, something victorian-looking and silver.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)
If you buy that door knocker,
you'll only need to get two knobs, because you will be a massive one yourself.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:15, Reply)
You mong, I like them, I'm going for it when I get paid at midnight.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Who pays you at Midnight, Fagin?

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:19, Reply)
Is this a jew joke?

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)
No, more the shady underworld of London joke.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)
^ Kojak's rejected 'first draft' catchphrase

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)
^My best post ever

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)
It's the worst thing I've seen today
and I saw a dog eating a tramp's turd on the way to work
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)
Don't do it Gonz.
I cannot even start to tell you how shit that is.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
Dude it's 'fully functioning'
and made from resin



and has bronze effect highlights
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)
I assume he is back on the morphine

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)
He definitely seems to have gone all blooty.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)

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