If I hear that fucking forces wives choir tune again this christmas I'll gun down the first uniform I see.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:26, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I haven't heard that yet, somehow.
I'm happy to keep it that way.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:28, Reply)

We have radio 2 on at work.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I heard Daft Punk on Radio 2 last week.
Is that normal these days?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Oh yes! quite the mix of tunes nowadays.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

this sounds like my mum trying to be 'cool' ; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Good! that's the sound I was going for.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

It's Saviours Day by Cliff Richard that needs removing off the face of the earth.
I hear it everywhere/I'm going mad and I think I hear it everywhere.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

And they wonder why terrorists get so pissed off.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

DASHY FROO THE SNOWWWWWWW
WONORS OPIN SLAY
OVER HILLY GO
LAUGHY ALL AWAY
BELLY BOBBY RING
DING DING DING DING DING
WHAT FUN IT IS A LAUGHY SING
SLAYER SONG ANIGHT
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

You are Stanley Unwin AICMFP

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)

OI!
JINGEL BELL
JINGEL BELL
JINNLE ALL AWAY
OH A FUNNY FUNNY TIS
A BINGLE BONGLE BAY
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)

JINGLY BELLSES

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I'm hoping next year there will be readers wives choir.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
UP MY SNATCH
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)

lolz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Singing "Gash King Wenceslas"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Silent Knight Holey Knight?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Oh Come On Me, Facial

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

WINNER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I was going to post "Oh cum on my face, y'all."
Glad I didn't. I'd look a fool now.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Actually, that's slightly better. How annoying.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Cocking Around The Christmas Tree

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

While Shepherds Watched (me in my Austin Allegro with the tissue box on the parcel shelf)

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)

The Carol Of The Bell-ends

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Once In Royal DVDA's City

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)

ha!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Little Donkey (Interspecies Megamix)

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Santa Claus Is Coming In Brown

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)

As shepherds buffed their cocks by night
all seated round a biscuit
the angel of the lord came hard
and washed them down with Jizzcuit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)

*turgent applause*

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Turgid applause shirley?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I am ashamed of myself for lolling here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I think the small writing makes it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)

*turgent agreement*

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Wee (Freak Kinks)

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Deck The Whores

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I watch porn on Christmas Day.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

This is both a variation on "I was born on Christmas Day" and a statement of fact.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Thanks for clearing that up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Who said I clear up? It dries on the sheets eventually.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

The Queen's Peach

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I wish it could be fistmas every day

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

*click*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Away In A Minge (r)

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Once in Royal David's shitter
Was a man named Gary Glitter
Vietnam was his new playpen
as long as the boys were less than ten
floors clean easyily when their tiled
Jesus Christ that's my child
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

It was Cambodia wasn't it?
And he only nonced girls, no?

1/10
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

apologies for my lack of detailed knowlege on the noncing habits of Paul Gadd

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)

That's OK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed
the woman called Susie laid down her sweet head
the men in a circle, looked down where she lay
she opened her mouth and said 'come on, lets play'

The men got excited, as they awaited the show
The stable door opened as the tension did grow
The moment arrived, the one of such fame
as "Donkey Show Susie" showed how she got her name.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I spent longer writing that than is healthy, I think.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Silent night. Holy night.
To the hilt.
In her shite.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Drum her, boy.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)

"Cum" they told me.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)