I've been chucked out of loads of places, I wouldn't worry about it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:53, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

^^ This
I used to be a complete nightmare when I was pissed. Toned it down nicely these days.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I've been a pleasure 999 times out of 1000.
There's been about five occasions over the past five years where I've woken up and gone "Oh god, where the FUCK did all that come from?" and I really, really hate that feeling.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I've never been chucked out of a pub,
but have had to leave one as one of my bosses got thrown out for being lippy to a bouncer.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I'm more likely to fall asleep in a pub these days

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Hahaha.
I've done that on a few occasions, at around the period where my first marriage was going tits up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)

PMT does strange things to a man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)

More like eight pints of Theakstons in the afternoon and a huge meal.
Apparently I was out cold for about half an hour.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:06, Reply)

This doesn't surprise me.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Man up. Don't act like a minge and you won't get ejected from these places.
If you do, apologise to the bouncer as you are being kicked out and chalk it down to experience.

Chicks love that shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I am manning up, by getting rid of the thing that turns me into an occasional cunt.
I reckon others could learn from my example *shines*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Don't beat yourself up about it mate.
Life, innit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I'm not any more, just making changes for the better.
God I sound like a cunt.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

+ let the bouncers do that for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Yeah, let the bouncers do the beating.
*edit* Damn you, Monty.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

In your own time, son.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)

this in spades
you said you were having a bad month, all that shit probably came out.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Racist

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)

yes?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Yeah maybe, months worth of shit in truth.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

You're cutting your cock off?
Steady on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Nah, my cock turns me into an ANIMAL.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)

The animal is nothing more than a dirty dog, sadly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

A very, very dirty dog.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I once made the mistake of kicking a bouncer in the head
While being slung over the shoulder of the other one that was ejecting me from the building. I don't recommend hitting them back.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

^this.
NEVER retaliate to a bouncer. EVER.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I looked up and saw this massive fist <i>descending</i> from the sky
Then it's a bit hazy
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I had a "Get your fucking hands off me" moment with a couple of bouncers at a place in Brixton.
*smack*

I wake up having a nice sit down outside, with a sore temple and rapidly blackening eye.

What have we learned?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)

The best lessons are the harshest

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I remember resisting like fuck.
Hence being thrown as opposed to escorted.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:05, Reply)

That'll do it.
The only acceptable response is "I'm going, I'm going!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I only wanted my new hat I bought myself for Christmas :(

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)

just because i once went to punch some guy who was chatting up my girlfriend.
Yeah, turned out he was a quender of the verily forsooth variety.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Hahaha you tried to punch a gay.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Schools and universities mostly, I bet.
Possibly the odd library.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Well they should put such sexy pictures in the biology books

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I said this on FB in response to Noel mentioning it
but the first time I was thrown out of somewhere was for drunken fighting in The Bedford in Balham. The problem was the fight was basically: Some bloke barging into me. Me giving him some abuse. Him punching me. Me getting back up. Him punching me again.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Most of my fights are like that.
I get lippy, then I get hit. The guy doing the hitting tends to get kicked out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)

MORAL VICTORY

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

The only type I ever seem to get.
And then I usually have to redefine what 'moral' means.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)