u ok?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:03, 119 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hell yeah!
What about U?
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Not bad thanks, I forgot I threw out the oil though, need to pick some up for dinner.
I made a honey laden with truffle and garlic, it's AMAZING, gonna taste well nice poured over cheese.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Sounds a bit rich for me.
I'm watching Jonah Hex on DVD but it looks a bit shit.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)

You only need a drop, but OH BOY, it's good.
This lobster is amazing too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I love lobster : )
Thanks to you.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:24, Reply)

That really pleases me =)
If lobster was the cost of chicken, and chicken was the cost of lobster.... lobster would even more so be my favorite meat. It's basicly the same dish I cooked that night, only I added roasted garlic jam 'cus I thought it would go (it does).

The trouble with lobster is that you can't grow them in tanks, 'cus they fight. If you could battery-farm them though, fucking hell, oh wow, that would be an amazing acheivement for the world.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Also, I smashed a glass against a wall earlier, it was so manly, you should have seen me.
I swear, much better than taking a handful of tablets.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Destroying stuff is always good : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Next time I'm going to flip over a table, I'll be all like
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

But then I'll feel bad and have to put it back.

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)

cute

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Fuckjng knackered, thanks hombré.
And thee?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:07, Reply)

s'pose

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)

What are the little pigs getting for christmas?

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)

a new tube and some tasty seed stick things

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Get in !!!!

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)

unfortunately I'm away for christmas day
so they actually won't even get fed on christmas day. Mind you, I'll give them their presents tomorrow.

how's you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Fine! nice quiet evening and a lie in tomorrow before the chaos begins.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:23, Reply)

off 2 pub lol!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Bye lol!

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Bored and paranoid.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Shouldn't you be out getting into scrapes and meeting unsuitable ladies.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I've never started a fight in my life you know.
And I'm already seeing someone I think/hope. She's a fucking nightmare, an amazing and funny nightmare.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I think this is where I'm going wrong.
I'm more of a wet dream than a nightmare.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I have literally no idea what's going on with her.
I fucking hate "games". You females are arseholes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Oi! we're not all areseholes.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:45, Reply)

When it comes to girls telling people how they feel it's a nightmare.
Well it seems that way. It doesn't help that I'm a hopeless romantic.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:58, Reply)

You just chatting with young girls.
Wait till you chat with wimmin.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Yeah, I guess so.
You?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:32, Reply)

So, what is on everyone's christmas lists?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Guess what?

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:39, Reply)

what?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:39, Reply)

No, guess what's on my christmas list.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:40, Reply)

is it
Jeff Bridges?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Nah!

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:44, Reply)

oh really?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:45, Reply)

He's just a pipe dream.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:45, Reply)

so
you want a pipe for christmas?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I'm fu cked.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Literally or realistically?

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Blousie
I 'finished' at half nine this morning
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:01, Reply)

You finished what?

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:07, Reply)

work

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Ah!
Up the workers!
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Work.
Which is why things have got a bit messy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Not bad.
All done for tonight, more or less packed for tomorrow, fucking knackered. How's you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Relaxed.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I'm getting there.
I fancy a Bailys but I packed it so fuck that
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Why did you pack it?
Has your mater no booze at her abode?
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:12, Reply)

SHe might, she might not.
I'm not trusting her, you should see the beer she drinks.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Fosters?

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Worse, supermarket own brand 'Belgian Lager'
Besides I like to have supplies so I can drink what, when and how much I like.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Good for you : )
thechive.com/2011/12/23/daily-morning-awesomeness-35-photos/daily-morning-awesomeness-16-22/
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:23, Reply)

It's funny because it's true.
0_0
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:30, Reply)

fuck it I unpacked the baileys and switched on the tree
it's christmas
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Hoorah!
All I have are some lights around my mirror in the hall.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:34, Reply)

For shame blousie, for shame
where's your crimblemas spirit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:37, Reply)

My mum does all the fancy decor.
When you don't have kids it's pointless.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Crimbleymas spirit is never pointless
is happy goodmaking
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Are you on drugs?

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Nope, it's cribleywibleymas.
time for happiness and good will and shit
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I am mashed off my face, Christmas movie a thon

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:47, Reply)

whatcha watchin' andrew?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Why are people so happy?
it's grumblemass
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Cheer up, it's christmas!
/holder
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)

nothing like enforced jolity
4 hour drives and low level animosity for a couple of days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Well then steer clear of your family.
not my fault they're crap. next year come to my lot, you're just like my mad aunt, so my mum would like you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)

i kind of have no choice
Perhaps I could borrow your family
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)

There's always a choice.
you just don't like the options.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

true
it's that or eat backed beans on my own
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Sucks to be you, sorry to hear it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I just realised that Pets at Home's tag line
may well be the same as Jeff's

"where pets come first"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)

He is a considerate dog fucker.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)

No I'm not.
The Cunts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Well I woke up
Haven fallen asleep on the bus, further away from my destination than my original starting point. Go me. Not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)

alcohol is evil

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Right Bruce willis is on the tallybox
I'm off for the night, happy crimble if I don't see you again before that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

OMG MY TV SYSTEM IS AWESOME

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 23:31, Reply)

What makes it special?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:06, Reply)

Well, right now, as I've only just started to set it up, it's about the size of a hard-back book connected...
... but it now has Windows 7, so will be able to play more or less anything. I've got a really good wireless keyboard'n'mouse and tv tuner. I'm just stalling www.boxee.tv on it now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:18, Reply)

Sounds interesting Gonz.
Must ask you, what are you cooking on Crimbo day?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Today I infused honey with truffle shavings and roasted garlic, which goes amazing with some posh cheeses I bought.
On boxing day, Ma and her BFF Norma is coming over, so I'm going to make some pasta and serve it with garlic, chili, prawns and scallops... maybe. I'm also contemplating something else, it'll involve home made pasta though.

Then on the day, I'm probably going to be doing the starter, scallops on a pea'n'mint puree.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:32, Reply)

What about you?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:32, Reply)

I'm doing lamb this year.
I'll probably do a weeping lamb (so the juice drips on the spuds) with veg various and spuds.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Oh my god, why are people still up?
It's tomorrow already!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Because I fell asleep on the way home and had to walk futher back than the original journey.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:20, Reply)

I find this in no way amusing.
Have ypou made it home yet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Yes. I have now.
I've got previous for this though, so I accept falling asleep on public transport as being one of the many hazzards of being JTDF.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:23, Reply)

You flid.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Innit.
But I do like a snooze.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:25, Reply)

Who doesn't?
Were you somewhere nice?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:26, Reply)

No.
But I'm back now, and I've got a voddy!

You all set for Crimbo?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:28, Reply)

Yup. Just about.
Got all the supermarket shopping finished tonight. We can start drinking and chilling in earnest tomorrow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:31, Reply)

Sorry, that was very rude of me.
How about you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:32, Reply)

How does Ern feel about this?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:32, Reply)

Leave the...
ah, fuck it, it's xmas.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:34, Reply)

Yay!
*Feels hugged*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:36, Reply)

Believe me
if I hugged you, you'd know about it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:41, Reply)

are you a bear, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:42, Reply)

Big gay man with a beard?
Yeah, that sounds like me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:43, Reply)

I feel used.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:45, Reply)

i'm still awake
but there again I didn't get out of bed until 1:30. Got white hot chocolate
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Racist.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:23, Reply)

I was waiting for that
some of my best friends are cocoa
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:24, Reply)

What the FUCK did Errol Brown do you upset you Cap'n?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:25, Reply)

I just prefered the coverband
with the racial variation
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:28, Reply)

Errol White was a talentless cunt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:28, Reply)

white hot?
That's extreme.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:27, Reply)

no. it's
X-TREME!!!!11!11!!!one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:28, Reply)

Didn't finish work till 10,
just relaxing for a couple of hours before bed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:28, Reply)

I'll be kicking about for a bit Mr/Mrs Pig.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:29, Reply)

I won't be up long,
back in at 9 tomorrow, but I can't just switch off and go to bed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:33, Reply)

Well fuck ya then!
*Stomps*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:37, Reply)

i didn't say i was going straight away,
put your blouse back on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:40, Reply)

*Phones Blousie*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:44, Reply)

Well, I'm off to bed I reckon
then tomorrow I'm off - got 9hrs of John Wyndham's The Kraken Wakes loaded onto me phone to keep me entertained on the journey (which is only 8hrs there and back :/)

have a nice christmas if I don't speak to you all before. Have a shitty christmas if I do*

*not really
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:46, Reply)

Night you.
See you on the flip side.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:49, Reply)

great book,
merry christmas
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 0:53, Reply)