Oh what a glorious morning, oh what a glorious day, I got a funny feeling, sunshine is coming my way.
Oh man, I woke up and made my bed so when I go to bed tonight it'll be all nice and snug like it was last night. I woke up 4 times to have a fag, but I resisted and had it in my smoking chair and not in my bedroom as normally I wake up every couple of hours, have a few drags of a fag and then go back to sleep in my bedroom. Eventually I'll be able to go the whole night without a fag. Oh god, that sounds pathetic, but still, totally doing something about it, LOOK FORWARDS, NOT BACKWARDS.

My shower is awesome, I get the temprature I want when I want it and it's really really really powerful and I felt so nice after, I need to score myself a shower curtain and one of those plastic bath matts and a matt for the bathroom too.

A mate I ain't spoken to in tiiime has moved into enfield town too, so that is a score. Why doesn't

Why isn't Food Network on Freeview on at the moment? It's on on sky and virgin, it should be on freeview too.

I'm gonna take a walk into the town today, pearsons is open, hopefully HMV is too. Just waiting for my tablets to kick in. Donno what else i'll do today, maybe put some clothes away for the charity shop.

Your plans/brain-farts of the day?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 11:48, 97 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Retune your box.
www.freeview.co.uk/Resolutions/About-Channels/Channel-changes/Food-Network-UK-joins-Freeview-on-channel-49-from-7th-July-2011
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 1 Jan 2012, 11:52, Reply)

I'm eating chana masala and chapatti in bed and reading Questionable Content, I've just passed 500.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 1 Jan 2012, 11:53, Reply)

What's questionable content or chana masala?
You've just reminded me that I got half a pizza to nosh up for breakfast. WIN.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Ooops, it was daal, lentil curry, yeah.
www.questionablecontent.net is the first webcomic that's hooked me. I'm reading it from the start and it's good.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 1 Jan 2012, 12:15, Reply)

ahhh, yeah', I remember now, I've seen that before. I used to read XKCD quite a lot, but it got to clever for me.
Cool, lental curry sounds good, I like "dry curry" when I can get it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 12:19, Reply)

There's some pretty good dry curry recipes out there.
I'll eat pretty much any curry, I like a party in my mouth.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 1 Jan 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Sweet, I'm gonna buy some of those tin trays that take-aways have today too, with some cardboard tops and clingfilm and a pen....
.... then I'm gonna make'n'freeze some stuff that I can just take out the freezer and cook. Curry is a good one for that, but I think the first thing I'll make is something that Clare introduced to me, Botboti, it's a really nice sweet mince meat dish.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Nononono, I tuned it in yesterday, what I mean is though, why is it in "Closedown" ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Some channels only broadcast for 12 hours a day.
Dunno why.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Jan 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Oh, how strange.
I would have thought if it was profitable to run a channel at all, it would be more profitable to run a channel for longer hours. Maybe they have something against repeated content, 'cus Food Network and Good Food tend to repeat things two days in a row, eg, between 0500-1700 will play yesterday's 1700-0500 or whatever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 12:13, Reply)

So, yesterday afternoon I got one of my 'heads'
You know the sort that threaten to turn into a migraine if you don't treat them with respect and drugs?
Well, drugs didn't touch it, drinking didn't touch it, sleep didn't touch it. It was still there this morning when I woke up, which sucks. However, it still hasn't turned into a migraine, for which I can only be thankful.

Still, I have a fresh clean calendar, a fresh clean diary, and a fresh clean new year to go out and fill. Who's with me?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Jan 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I've never had a migrain before but my uncle and aunty both get them, and they seem horrificly bad...
... that it's not just the imence pain, but the world turning black'n'white and the nausia. I don't really get headaches at all, let alone a migrain. Can't remember the last time I had one.

Oh b3th, you're right, I need to get myself a calender, and I want to get a wall-clock too, and some tea-lights. Did you see the photos of my livingroom and bedroom? What other things do you think I should go for?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 12:15, Reply)

How's yer 'ead now?
I'm still in me jarmers and I'm having a calimucho.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 13:35, Reply)

I'm in the pub
Waiting for them to cook me a large breakfast. I might have a snooze later.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Are you there on your own?
I wish I could enjoy going to the pub on my own, seems like an ace thing to do, but I like the comfort of home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 12:20, Reply)

alright double P,
I'm stuck doing a 12-10 in an empty restaurant. I'm bored as fuck.
I'm similarly excited abot the new year though, me and ladypig moved in to our first house 3 weeks ago. Still got a little work to do, but furniture shopping is ace. Found this amazing place on an old farm that just has barns full of old vintage furniture and stuff. Gonna sort out a mate with a van and see if we can grab some bargains.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Jan 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Ez Geeze
Whats today's special?

I love my mirror I got yesterday, imgb.in/dZ . The white units are getting dumped, I didn't mean to bring them into the new place. One needs to be binned and the other will go to my Ma's friend who lives down the end of the road. That sounds nice, I like a combination of vintage and new. Ikea was fucking good value for money, I got a double and single waldrobe with shelves'n'bits, a chest of draws and a massive TV unit, came to £450ish, and they look really good. I'm gonna get some bedside tables this week and that'll finish off that room.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 12:57, Reply)

FUCK YEAH, MUPPETS CHRISTMAS CARROL ON Film4 !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 12:47, Reply)

GONZO DON'T GET THE FOIL TUBS, YOU CAN'T MICROWAVE THEM!
I go to the pound shop and get those clear plastic tubs with lids, like you get when you get a curry/chinese delivered. That way you can freeze them, and you can also microwave them if you're in a hurry. It makes me feel like I'm having a ready meal even though it's healthy and I made it myself.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I wanted to say this but too lazy.
Penewyear.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 1 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Same dood

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Aye up ! Just got back.
The trouble with the plastic ones is that you can't oven them, and the idea is to use oven more than the microwave. I wanna get some cermaic ones too, so you get more crispy bits.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Oh man I just had to intervene.
If you've got time, oven's great, but I like to sometimes get in from work and know that I have a curry or a pasta sauce that can be re-heated in about 6 mins.
Fair play to yer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

My hangover is getting worse.
*More news as it happens*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Have you eaten?
Is it a head hangover, a stomach one, or allover malaise?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I went to the pub earlier for a large breakfast and that seemed to sort it out.
But it's back. I've got a headache and a rumbling tum.

Happy new year Roots!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)

HPNY Jefferson.
I advise onanism, carbs and fizzy drinks.
Also, internet and newspapers. You could try watching a film but you'll fall asleep.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I'm watching Morse at the moment.
I expect to be asleep before the next commercial break.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)

You'll be reet

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Boss.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)

cooking channel is better than food network as it has nadia g and CHUCK HUGHES
oh how I love love love chuck hughes, I want to marry him and have sexy times with him and touch his thick thick legs and hug him, I bet he's a nice hugger, he's chunky and shew I think I need a lie down
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I had a quiet night
so felt fine this morning; went to the football which was dire, I truly am the kiss of fucking death at home games.

I'm going to finish watching season 3 of Fringe today and have another early night I reckon. Rock and roll.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Morning otters
and a happy new year. I drank lots of mead last night, but no hangover for me - woo! How's you chumps?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:44, Reply)

OH MAN, ENFIELD TOWN FUCKING ROCKS TO LIVE IN, FUCKING TOTALLY ROCKS THE BIG ONE BIG TIME.
I got some Nandos, I got 5 chicken wings, some rice and some coalslaw, thing is though, those chicken wings are TINY, not worth the time or day, could eat 10-15 of them as a main meal. never mind, I know for next time. I'll know what to order next time. I also got a charger for my nintendo 'cus I can't find my current one, and some new shoes.

I'm soaking wet 'cus I didn't think I needed a coat and it was pissing down, but it was lovely to walk around, and thats with most of the shops closed !

Oh man, seriously, seriously, I am so content with life at the moment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

at my new house I will be within walking distance of Asda
not sure that's as impressive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

It all depends really, if you like living in an urban area or not.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)

it is urban, really
just not as urban as your place.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

I reckon my last place would be classed as suburban rather than urban, my new place is totally urban though.
but the good amazing thing is, right, I'm 5 minutes away from a really really good high street (waaay better than southgate for shopping, southgate is shit for shopping in comparison. I think they're about equal when it comes to eating though), so it means I don't get the drunk twats coming out of the pubs or bars. It's nice and quite where I am, but in 5 minutes I can have all the possible shops I could want, for food or gadgets or clothes or whatever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Nope - that was urban, too
suburban there is one shop in walking distance and you can play in the road. Rural, you get cows in your garden sometimes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Gonz, do you love man vs food? How is the pad?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

On a morel and ethical level, I hate it.
On a gastranoimic and entertainment level, I love it. Adam Richman is AWESOME.

It got me thinking, there are quite a few shows in the states where they go around different restruants trying out their food, but there isn't a single one in the UK.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I think I feel the same but I have about twenty to watch on sky plus.
He is very entertaining, I would like them to mix the formula up a bit as te show can be a bit dull. Why don't we start our own? Become millionaires.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

I would very much like to do that, maybe do a youtube show and see if we can get picked up by GoodFood or FoodNetwork or whatever.
0o0o0o0oh, yeah', btw, there is a mother fucking mexican resturant down the road from me, MEXICAN RESTURANT, fuck yeah. And a thai/malasian one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Hangover update
Still feeling a bit dodgy, buy I've had a nice nap.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

what the hell were you drinking to be so bad
surely you've had practise by now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Wisniowka
It was a new one on me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

sounds like native american moon shine

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

It was a vodka.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

how did you have it?
I can't drink vodka, keeps me up all night
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I put it in a glass.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)

oh my
no wonder
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)

How did you see in the new year K?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

watched harry potter and the deathly hallows part two
WITH MY MUM

total rock star right here, folks
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Woo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I'm sick. otherwise I woulda been at my friends drinking like there would be no 2012

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

What are you suffering with?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

general sinus shite along with upper respiratory

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

aka lung aids and face ebola

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Urrugh.
Go to the Doctors.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

go to
The Doctor
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

can't afford it
I haven't got a spare $350 lying around
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

:-(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

vodka is like easy drinking
you wuss
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

This was some mental cherry vodka from Poland.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)

MENTAL CHERRY!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Innit.
What new years resolutions have you made?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I haven't really made any
perhaps I should. Something about eating less bad things and going to the gym more, although I only went less the last month due to work.

what about you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Continue being awesome.
That's about it really.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:08, Reply)

so what willl your first awesome thing be this year?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I don't know.
Got any suggestions?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Well b3th got awesome points for doing a bungee jump
you could do something like that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:24, Reply)

No.
That wouldn't be awesome. That would be worrying.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Then you must create something great
or do a great deed, or a deed some comedically naughty that the whole internet is alight with its splendour
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:28, Reply)

That sounds like a lot of effort.
I might just go to the pub instead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)

16 hours in and resolution on its last legs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)

What I mean
Is that I could just go to the pub to be awesome, rather than doing something for charity.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

doesn't have to be for charity
just do a thing you wouldn't normally do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I might change the brand of baked beans I buy
I usually get Heinz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)

you probably have a shot of it with a pint of pineapple juice and grenadine with a funky umbrella in

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)

yup, i don't drink anything without an umbrella in it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)

you may be
over doing it
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Happy new year mate

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)

And you Bob.
Hope it's a good 'un.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Fingers crossed

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I think you need to get yourself a nandos, all the cool kids are eating nandos today, I know I sure am.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I have never had nandos
what is it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Me neither.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:03, Reply)

I don't do hot food, I just can't take it and it causes me more displeasure than pleasure throughout the whole eating, digesting and expelling process.
But apparently their spicy sauces are the best you can get for that sort of thing.

They do porchageese food, their foretay is BBQ chicken, seriously perfectly cooked and char'd chicken, in different maronades. I know next time though to get a lot more chicken wings, or half a chicken instead. I wanted to try their new blackbean thing, and a cheesecake thing, and lots of things, which I will eventually do.

They also give you free chicken if you buy enough chicken. It's known as a chav's resturant, where chavs take out other chavs on dates to look posh.

Think a healthy and delicious alternative to KFC.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:07, Reply)

porchageese
Is a fantastic word.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

=D I may have cheated on that one, my origional spelling was portchageese.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I'm thinking that Chinese food might be in order this evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)

This is doing the rounds on FB.
www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2011/12/12-hangover-cures-from-famous-heavy-drinkers/250478/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I posted this this morning too:
youtu.be/DBFdrLu7o9w
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:15, Reply)

After a conversation with some friends this morning
I have become aware of how hard it's going to be when painting my new house not to just paint a giant magenta cock on the wall :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Your smoking chair?
Shirley not in the house?
( thealternativefact, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 16:30, Reply)

By the window, and not where I sit.
I figure it's best to keep to something I'll stick too =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Haha!
This, I think, is wise :)
( thealternativefact, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 19:41, Reply)