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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Proper 'ard. I suspect Mr TheDogFucker does too. Wild West.
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
i should know. i had a brief fling with a westerner once. it included his mother. and his sister.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 12:55,
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it reached the peak of its hotnesswhen i realised his mother still did all his washing.
and he was 39.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:02,
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i just kept thinking about her having to wash the beddingit wasn't a sexy thought
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:04,
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washing bedding rarely isare you some sort of freak that loves to sex up bedding instead of a person?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:07,
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you're still a "douchebag"I'm not missing much here
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:14,
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well, this reallywhen we were messing around with spunk and lubes and lotions, i just thought "your poor mother will have to wash these".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:21,
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how many people do you actually think have done this?(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:30,
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if it's superglueI'd go with nail varnish remover
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:40,
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A mate of mine is 42. His Mum cleans his flat and does his grocery shopping and his Dad drives him about because he has never taken his test.
Cool.
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Just a wild guess, but is it a specially adapted kangoo?You tight fuck
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:15,
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Only when they're little and the parents want to have it adopted(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:20,
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I guess their forehead would just have to poke out of the top(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 13:27,
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This sounds remarkably like TBcute but useless. Apron strings are for teenagers boyo, man the fuck up and learn how to program your washing machine. And your heating. And your internet.
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He has been battling with his new broadband for 24 hours nowit is unlikely he will win, and highly likely that I will have to sort it out and set it up for him the next time I visit. And no, he still can't figure out how to use his washing machine OR how to program the heating, and has lived in his flat for two months now...
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If by that you mean special, then you have a pointhis inability to deal with very simple things like taking an electricity meter reading or cooking an edible meal does get quite annoying sometimes.
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In terms of having children, it's not the full time care that I object toit's the gestating and birth bit that bothers me. Have you seen the size of a baby's head? No fucking thank you.
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no those guys only drink rotten apples(
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