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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm helping a pal TIDY HIS HOUSE this evening.
What are YOU doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:35, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Going to the pub.
Again. Christ I am bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)
take up crochet

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I'm not one for lawn games.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)
0/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:46, Reply)
It deserved less

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:47, Reply)
well at least we know you won't be
grassing up monty
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)
^ puns of steel

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)
currently I am
crocheting a square. Like this: www.crochetville.org/forum/showthread.php?t=111599

later, I might mark some work. I might not, too.

I am the very epitome of rock and roll
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Looks like a purse for an old person's condom

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I have just had a great business idea...

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I forsee a remake of Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels.
*film*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)
It's not a million miles off in terms of scale actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Better watch he doesn't get his head cut off and his body shoved down a rubbish chute.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I shall be watching out very specifically for that happening.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:44, Reply)
If it does, can you take a picture or we won't believe you.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Don't I fucking know it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:48, Reply)

know it give a flying fuck what you believe? NO.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
That is truly awful grammar.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)
pretty sure she's lying about being a lawyer, she's far too thick
there's no way she's had an education
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
bite me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
he's gonna need a bigger mouth

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Oh I like this
it combines a film quote (which I'm totally into) with a clever insult.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)

mouth BOAT LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)
My jaws don't open that wide.
I mean, I can have a nibble on my wife if I like, I've got pretty flexible jaw ligaments, but you, nah, not gonna happen.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)
your wife has a cock? Makes sense I suppose....

(fucketybye CaCRocker, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:47, Reply)
i would definitely believe him because there is no way taht anything your brother tells you when your a teenager could be anything other than hard FACT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
*gets shot*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I've met that weaselly-faced cockney chap twice,
he drinks in the Yucatan in Stoke Newington.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Tell you what, Monters
just to save time why not just make a list of the people you haven't met and we'll all assume you know everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)
*CLICK*
i met bob holness once
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I've met the greatest rapper to ever have walked this earth - John Barnes.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I met Gordon Broon.
Well, I shook his hand anyway, not sure I can say I met him. Also Terry Pratchett ans Richard O'Brian, I think that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:52, Reply)
I only meet people before they are famous

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I wonder if terry remembers you...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Did he play you the theme from Baker Street on his saxophone?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)
oh fuck off, no you aren't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I'll gaz you picture tomorrow if you insist.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
yes please, with the days newspaper, your face in the photo and an address

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Don't do it guv', it's a trap!

(TheColonel, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:02, Reply)
even so, this guy's thick enough to actually do so

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)
It is less believable than your work lies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:57, Reply)
thanks, is this guy a joke or wot?
would an adult man really be doing this, and moreover would he REALLY be stupid enough to brag about it on an open public forum?

REALLY?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I'm not bragging you oaf.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:01, Reply)
then why mention it, you complete and utter cretin?
seriously, you have no right to call anyone else stupid anymore, the sword thing was bad enough but your genuinely retarded
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:02, Reply)
you're

(TheColonel, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Stop it Quentin, you're being annoying now.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)
i held a little shred of respect for him before, but its GONED

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)
I thought it might be of interest.
Bit more so than 'I'm cooking some food' or whatever. All I'm doing is helping cut down some plants and stuffing them into bin bags, it's not like a fucking bank job.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:04, Reply)
how and why would it be of interest to anyone?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:05, Reply)
OK
What are you doing this evening?

Something that is more, or something that is less interesting than that?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)
I'm going to be making dinner, then maybe, just maybe, mixing some grout for the bathroom tiles.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)
i'm going to use the search function to do some research on b3ta
find out where in North London it is you live, find a photo you've uploaded yourself and report you to the old bill

you fuckwit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Haha, you are such a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)
cheers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Christ alive you're a helmet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:12, Reply)
hang about
your bankrupt, you correct peoples spelling on the internet, your a self confessed drug addict, you hate your job, you think your brother got away with beheading a hobo, your a father and you 'farm marijuana', but I'm the helmet?

oh dear
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)
As so many of us clearly annoy you why do you bother participating on OT?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)
nobody here annoys me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Really?
A few people seem to upset and anger you, but you claim nobody annoys you? Not even Bobby? I don't believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
who's bobby?
nobody here has ever upset or angered me, i like most of you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)
Doesn't appear to be mutual though does it? Can't you take a hint?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)
no
he has no idea that everybody (except roota, but she's only one person, however mighty) thinks he is a tedious bellscratcher.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Yes, Bert, yes you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)
that old chestnut?
try harder and stop giving me reasons to think your mentally backward
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)
You are Mabazritchie AICM Oh dear you massive turd

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)
i didn't make any threats of physical violence, your the one breaking the law

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)
You have embarrassed yourself a very great deal here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)
how exactly have i done that? even if everyone else here disagrees with my stance on drugs
they'd have to agree that its foolish to talk about farming cannabis online, especially as a parent
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Yes, you can tell by how outraged everybody apart from you isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)
i'm not outraged, i'm flabbergasted by the stupidity of the man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Really? Oh.
Because you're coming across as the full mumsnet, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)
i'm shocked, for sure
it just never occured to me that this level of idiocy could be reached here
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Consider the facts
1. Lurkers don't know who Monty is.
2. Some posters don't know who he is.
3. The majority of those of us that do know him don't have a problem with his attitudes to and use of drugs.

So in what way stupid is it of him to post his activities?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Plus
I'm sticking some pot in a few bin bags: not exactly Midnight fucking Express is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:34, Reply)
really?
and yet you surpass every previously suspected level of idiocy with every post you make. and you make an awful lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)
As well as remembering something from quite a while ago, coming closer and closer to admitting to bering Bert

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)
It won't be long now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)
bering Bert? Is that the bit of Bert between Canada and Russia?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)
You're thinking of the Berts of Magellan

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Is that the two Hemispheres of Bert that you can suck the air out of and make a vacuum that even horses can't pull apart?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)
That's Bertmingham

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)
Quentin don't make me tell you to shut the fuck up.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)
why?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:08, Reply)
because you two are so alike
that it'd be like telling himself to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I go away for 1/2 hour to do my expenses and it all kicks off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)
MASSIVE DRUGS.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)
JMG!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Fair point..
JMG indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)
stop it or his brother will behead you!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

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