Nothing exciting, sadly. I'll just make something up.
I'm planning on invading Moldova with my army of killer ducks to reclaim my crown.
It'll be quacking.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Good afternoon Mark Morrisons Prison Shoes.
Are you well?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:01, Reply)

No, I'm fucking livid.
My boiler is leaking again.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I have had every plumbing disaster possible since I bought my current flat.
I spend about a grand a year on the fuckers. Worst one was a flood which damaged the sleeves of some of my rarer (and most treasured) records. Heartbroken, I was/am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:03, Reply)

It's leaking into my neighbours flat.
I fucking hate this house.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Is it your house?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Yes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Damn!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:09, Reply)

INORITE!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I've just been informed that my boiler is fucked
and that it will cost £1500-1600 to replace it.
That is more than I paid for the whole fucking lot, including radiators, to be fitted in the first place.
Cunts.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:06, Reply)

That may also explain why it is fucked though.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I was about to say this.
Those Poundland heating systems are a false economy (7).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:08, Reply)

That's what I thought.
A boiler alone should be a grand and radiators are about a ton apiece, and then doesn't include piping and labour costs.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Quite possibly
Most of our house improvements were cheap, cash-in-hand jobs as we were poor as church mice at the time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Just looked on What Price and that is about right.
Make sure you get a guarantee for the fitting as well as the boiler.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Well, you may want to spend a bit more next time.
And get a plumber to do it, not a tinker.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:12, Reply)

He did throw in some lucky heather for free though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I think, in summary, what we are saying is
don't be such a tight arse.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I think, in summary, what we are saying is
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Oh internet, you are so cruel
I'll just go away and think about what I've done, shall I?
Through bitter, bitter tears.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Her time of the month, is it?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:06, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpEVovCq2VI&feature=related
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I'll get me coat...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Oh, lol

( Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Is this a euphemism?
should you be buying more tampax (other sanitary products are available)


Must type fast!
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)