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I think they should bring back lepers.Lepers were cool. Also, Texan Bars. And hanging for petty theft.
What do YOU think they should bring back?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:20,
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Hangin'I don't know what the process would be but I am CERTAIN it's what made BRITAIN GREAT
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You see, I thought that,but then I thought that perhaps hanging was too good for them.
Now I don't know what to think.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:23,
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I'm pretty sure that something has GONE MADand to be honest I'm VERY angry about it!
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You know what really made Britton Great?Pies. The fat, tv presenting bitch
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My youthbeakerbeakerachingjointsbeakerworsehangoversbeakerbeaker
Also, Dangermouse.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:24,
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It was "Crumbs!"If you bring back DM you have to bring back Thundercats and Transformers cartoons. And He-Man.
Si, Barone.
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You know nothing. Have done nothing.
And will be nothing.
Fucking crazy talk.
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Watch it again, fucking snarf snarf fuck off and all the characters shout their lines like pricks.
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Google the Thundercats outtakesFucking funny!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:34,
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I meant Chompy!Thundercats was class!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:33,
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Ah the certainty that you had taste as a child.Top tip, you didn't it's shit go to youtube and watch some of that awful bollocks.
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I watched some old Transformers youtube episodes a while ago(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:36,
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Starscream was a whiney little cunt though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:41,
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Although 7 Zark 7 was a fucking chutney.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:34,
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That was added by the Yanks. To explain what was going on. Voiced by - Casey Kasem. Rerro chaggy.
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greatnow i'll be singing the kaiser chiefs all morning. and i thought we were friends.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:44,
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There's a new Thundercats cartoon.They've somehow managed to increase the homoerotic subtext by a factor of ten. I didn't even think it was possible.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:28,
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Not NEW Thundercats. I want to bring back OLD Thundercats.
Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight.
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its like a prequel and he does still do thatit was alright, the full 10 minutes that i saw
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Oh, I think I caught some of that over Christmasmy nephew was watching it. It was pants. He shall be getting some quality 80s cartoons on dvd for his birthday.
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and "dungeons and dragons"i have both those on dvd.
for my nieces and nephew, you understand.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:44,
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Dungeons and Dragons was never as good as I wanted it to beUni was a little prick, as was the Dungeon Master
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:45,
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I didn't like the knight. Shitter. It was never as good as the role playing game. Ahem!
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there's a script knocking about on the internet somewhere for the last episode that never got madewhere it turns out venger (venturer) is actually DM's son.
i suspect ropey "fan fic" at work.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:54,
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I now have the theme for that in my head, where it will likely be all dayI hate you.
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One for all and all for oneMuskehounds are always ready
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:54,
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Marathons and Opal FruitsFucking changy-name cunts
See also:
Jif
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:24,
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Those ice lollies that looked like feet were nice tooFunny feet?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:25,
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Oh man. I would have those stacked in my freezer just like Levi Aron keeps Hasidic Jew boy's feet in his.
nomnomnom
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wanderlust, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:31,
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That sounds like what you'd call the discharge from athlete's foot.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:28,
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Liar.You prefer transvestite bars.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:32,
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HONK!You showed them to me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:33,
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Only after you begged me all the way through our Tayyabs.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:37,
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Fuck that.Full to the gunwales with smelly foreigners.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:32,
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Keep the tipOh wait, hang on
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:34,
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That would be funny if body parts falling off leperswasn't an urban myth.
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berk, I respect the fact that you suck a mean cock and are willing to contiune past your gag reflex,but stop being such a killjoy.
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Yes al, sorry alwon't happen again al. If I had a forelock, I'd be tugging it right now.
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I don't think it would be possible to kill my joy after that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:51,
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do they? I MADE OUT with a guy from India last night.
I don't think he was a leper.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:46,
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I love the term "Made Out"it makes no sense at all, but it works well as a description.
Did he cop a feel of your boobies?
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He did, put his hand down my shirt and we were talking, it was odd.I guess it's a normal bloke thing, to just chit chat like it's nothing, with their hand down your shirt.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:56,
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Was this talking during kissing, or talking during deciding what to have for dinner?The former is understandable, the latter, I agree, is a bit odd.
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not during kissing al, with his hand down my topdidn't you ask if he copped a feel? geez, get with it
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:01,
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No, you misunderstandI meant had you kissed and where you lying on the sofa while he cupped your boobs and you chit chatted about stuff before kissing some more, which is a situation that I can understand.
Or, where you standing at the bar and he had his hand on one of your tits while asking what you do for living?
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I don't want to ruin whatever opinion you have of me by going into details.But it weren't on a sofa or in a bar.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:08,
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Is it better, like you were in your room, or worse, like you were in the toilets of your shop?(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I just told you man, I'm not telling. But it weren't at work, that's for sure.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:16,
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Tit groping is acceptable in a car(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:19,
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As I was walking up and down the room with a screaming baby over my shoulder at Christmas My nan told me how my grandad left her to deal with her six children, while he went to the pub. When he was at home he slept in the chair instructing her to "Keep that baby quiet"
So, that. I want to bring back dad's right to fuck off to the pub.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:31,
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Getting wanked off round the back of the Odeon after Gremlins II(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:36,
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Tab clearHow did that work with the see-through can?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:39,
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BUT THE CAN WAS SEE-THROUGH!Magic, I tell you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:41,
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Pepsi anything tastes shite to me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:47,
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your loss manpepsi is amazing
surpassed only by slurpees with 4 different flavors in
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:51,
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Oh great, I'm being incredibly witty on that granddad dead thread and everyone is over here !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:41,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:10,
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Cheers bud !I think renting out The Lion King would be a good idea.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:14,
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there's many a social leper on here, dudei say bring back the beetle. the original, funky, 1960's/70's adolf-wagons, not the modern ones with the engine in the front ffs. my beetle was the best first car EVER.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:43,
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Old school Beetles and Minis are cool(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:45,
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My peugeot 106 was the best first car ever.The exhaust pipe fell off on the M25 the day after I passed my driving test and was heading to Manchester.
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a beetle still has more street credother beetle drivers flash and bip you, for a start.
of course, it breaks down all the time, and the seatbelts don't work, and it won't do above 60mph, but you know. you look amazing standing helplessly by the side of the road.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:50,
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You could exchange 'beetle' for 'mini' in this sentenceand every word would still be true...
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yes. and i also LOVE the old mgbgtbut a ragtop beetle has to be the best of all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:52,
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Ha! TB has an MGB GTa yellow one. I can say with complete confidence he loves the car more than he loves me.
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my mother went on her first date with my father because he had one of thoseotherwise she would have told the bloke with the dodgy moustache and the corduroy shoes to bugger off.
at least, that was her story.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:58,
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I could be tempted by one of those, but the engine's too damned small.Triumph Stag, please. Or a Reliant Scimitar.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:12,
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I have always wanted a Jag and I think I am old enough now. Or a 3 litre Capri.
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Stags have a stupid engine.TR6 is where it's at.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:29,
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They do not. The cooling problems were a manufacturing defectand have been entirely fixed now, or simply bypassed with the Rover V8 transplant. They're magnificent cars.
I do like the TR6, but it's just not Seventies enough for my tastes.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:30,
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Fixing the cooling problemsdoesn't change the fact they had access to every single fucking V8 in the BL range, and also one of the chevy small block jobs, and STILL they decided to build one simply by welding two straight 4s together. Stupid, retarded engine whether it works or not.
But, yeah, rover V8. but a TR6 is still quicker and better looking and cheaper.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:33,
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We are clearly not going to agree on the Stag *glower*I did see a TR6 for sale in one of the classics classified that had been track-day prepped. Lowered suspension, roll bar, wider arches and tyres, it looked nails.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:36,
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I had some corduroy converse onceThey were fucking cool.
True story.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:13,
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I had an MGB roadster until last year.Sad times.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:28,
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Mine was a Mitsuwankeroonie G32734zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzIt did 0-100000000 in 0.2 nanoseconds. I used to go to 'the game' in it all the time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:51,
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No, Mr Wankerooney is what they used to call you in Winchester(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:53,
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It was, following the 'Gremlins II incident'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:55,
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you can search on the DVLA website to see if your old car is still aroundmy lovely beetle is still registered, so someone is driving it. that baby was from 1974, so it's heading up for the big 4-0.
i want it back.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:52,
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I drove past my old Mazda 323 in Whitley BayWhen I part-exed it about 8 years ago it had 134,000 on the clock. Fuck knows how it is still working
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:53,
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there's this really cool silver beetle taht sometimes parks in my gated communityI WANT it
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i don't know whether to ask more about the beetleor make a mental institution joke about the "gated community".
so... torn.....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:55,
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My mate had a red Beetle in the 90s and we went all round Cardiff, and it was sunny.*sigh*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:12,
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Well, Wales is a big place, I don't think there's a 'type'.I like Wales and the Welsh, on the whole.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:16,
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As long as you stay outside the Rhondda valley areaI've always found them to be nice enough.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25,
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I've not been there.But I like North Wales and Powys and Cardiff
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:26,
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I went to university there.Massive chip on their collective shoulder. Strong dislike of our lot. It being a uni town probably didn't help matters.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:29,
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beetles are fucking lethaland have the most stupid engine and cooling arrangment in the history of anything.
I like old minis though. My first car was a 1966 Triumph Herald. Vegas, baby.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:27,
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oh darling badgeryou've been right a couple of times recently. now you go and blow it by being so so so horrifically WRONG. they are awesome things.
quite jealous about the triumph though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:28,
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I didn't comment on the awesomeness or not of the carI just pointed out its rather obvious flaws.
Although I do despise them with every fibre of my being.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:29,
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its the flawed cooling system that makes me love it sonothing sounds like a beetle
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This is interestingwww.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jan/10/police-stigmatising-hip-hop-696-form?fb=native&CMP=FBCNETTXT9037&#start-of-comments
Is it unfair that the police make the darkies pay for more policing when they have their concerts? Or should us responsible white people be penalised because of the actions of the selfish few?
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haha"You're absolutely right.
I'm sure the statistics show a similar level of violence outside folk clubs and classical music events as outside hip hop and R&B events.
Good for you for raising this."
what an image...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:57,
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No, it's utterly right they should pay more. I believe that Fiddy got shot ten times at his last concert.
I have never seen this happen at a Rush concert.
And the Police should conduct more stop and search.
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Someone really should shoot him properly(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:01,
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15 times, just to make sureHe can be "in the club" with Tupac et al then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:05,
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I watched him get pelted with bottles of piss at Reading FestivalIt made me LOL
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:12,
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Those "U G L Y You ain't got no alibi" girls went on after Eminem or something like that at Glastonberry or something like that....... I want to shake the hand of whoever organised that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:23,
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That is a bit of guilty lol that oneThey were teenage girls faced with a baying mob armed with bottles of piss.
I think it is on youtube.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:27,
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It was Leeds and I was there!They actually got piss-bottled in the signing tent!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:44,
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Does the football clubs pay for extra policing? Or can the ban someone from going to concerts ala a football ban?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:22,
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The venues can do what they want. It's private property. Enforcing it is another matter.
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I have a (small) ponytail.I look exactly like my school photo from 1989, crows feet aside.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:05,
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www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/9459240.Man_locked_up_for_having_sex_with_Andrex_the_labrador/
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:28,
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thisi now hate myself and monty for reading it
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:33,
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What were you searching for when you found this?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:38,
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I bet AA never knew he could go down for five months before he embarked on his 'fling' with Bella(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:45,
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I'm pretty sure AA would get bored after about 5 minutes, let alone 5 months.He's not a very caring lover.
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I'm more offended that you think I'm from Hartlepool than I am by any other part of this!(
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