water
detox of doom.

more water at 3pm.

doom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:41, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

doom stupidity.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:43, Reply)

i disagree

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Quite
There is no medical recognition of the concept of detox.
It is simply what normally functioning kidneys do all day.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:45, Reply)

maybe she once woke up in a bath of ice with a big scar and no kidneys and liver so has to "detox" constantly to survive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Nah
Her dad would've bought her a new set.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Water is good for keeping the body hydrated and healthy but not fucking 2 litres every day, like they advise.

( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)

who's they?
Robinson's Squash Co.? And why would they do that?

Durrrrr
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)

All the health nuts out there Quinten.

( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:52, Reply)

yeah but they got it from that advert
health 'nuts' are self explanatory
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)

No one
Advises 2 lts per day, it was a marketing gimmick by evian... I believe (and one of the science folks may be able to confirm) the 2ltr thing came from a US forces study in the 50's that said humans need 2ltrs of fluid per day, that can be from a potato or tea etc it doesnt need to be water,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Sounds nutritious.
This 'detox' sounds as sensible as staying in touch with old chutney boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)

ah, the male escort
he's been suspiciously quiet today actually. hmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)

you should text him and ask why he hasn't text you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)

sssh lifeless
this is real life, not your webcam fantasies.

oh, he just emailed me. must have heard me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

in my webcam fantasies the girl is thinner

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)

ah, so you're stupid AND shallow
lovely. keep it up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

i'm trying, but the obesity's putting me off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)

lose some weight yourself then
you ugly little tramp.

once you can find your cock without having to lift up 3 rolls of sweaty useless disgusting flab, he* might stand a chance at getting it up.

*being your cock. much as i am now retching at typing that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:18, Reply)

i did a BMI the other day, i'm literally just on the line between normal and overweight
i'm doing good and i don't believe in them detoxes, so that makes me healthier and cleverer than you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

course you are, lifeless

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

don't go getting all upset just because i'm more successful than you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)

sure you are
now go on, you know you're on toilet cleaning duty today, burgerboy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)

i like how your insults are made up but mine are true

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:43, Reply)

i like how you live on a completely different planet to anyone else
i just wish it was further away
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

thanks i like it too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

A average adult does not need "2ltrs of water a day"
they need 2ltrs of moisture full stop, this can include food and tea and coffee etc etc.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)

i am drinking 4 and no diet coke
it's killing me. on the plus side, my skin looks amazing after 2 weeks of evian.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Obvious...
evian being spunked all over constantly by a team of organically fed gibbons
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)

You must be permanantly on the loo.

( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)

it's not the water, it's probably not most of the detox
it's that you are putting less crap into you r body and that's doing you good. Now if you could just drink sensible amount of water and eat helthily all the time you'd probably get all these benefits without the pain, but no, you'd rather believe in magic and fairys.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Correlation does not imply causation.
But I'm glad it makes you feel good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)

how did you get that from "it's killing me" ?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:01, Reply)

By not paying proper attention to what you wrote.
I must have inferred that you were pleased that your "skin looks amazing"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)

yeah, that bit is good
food isn't a problem, i've not been at all tempted to eat anything bad or even any pasta etc. but omg the diet coke. that stuff is lethal! however, i'm now 12 days clean and PROUD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Leah Betts lols

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Hahahahaha
Very good. The poster child for "DON'T TAKE DRUGS, OR YOU'LL DIE" when in fact it should have been "DON'T TAKE DRUGS AROUND YOUR STUPID CUNT MATES, OR YOU'LL DIE"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:06, Reply)

But they were her Fwends!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Not any more

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:17, Reply)

In case I'm the only one who remembers:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3EtnH2RLew
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I remembered it
Didn't The Mary Whitehouse Experience do a skit on it too?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Yes, and this is what I was really referencing/remembering
I thought you did, but I was chuffed to find the clip
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Just making sure we all get the validation we deserve.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)