While b3ta was fucked
I read the document that news story Al posted was about. Fuck me Milton Keynes is pretty damn awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I don't think you're gonna get a shag out of it Chomp

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

I can try!
Still fastest growing "city" in the UK
3rd highest number of new buisnesses per 10,000 population
5th Highest Business stock
4th best public/private employment ratio
Highest real term wage increases in the UK
Only £70 per week less average earnings than london
2nd highest housing stock growth.
We do push out a shit load of CO2 though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Does it say owt about Edinburgh?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Yeah, it's full of "boffs" third highest percentage of highly skilled workers
after cambridge and oxford.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)

and it's got a very good employment rate.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

*moves to Edinburgh*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Thank the lord

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Well I for one am up for a shag now I've read that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

It takes 2 weeks for these hep vaccines to work, you'll have to wait.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)

'Highest real term wage increases in the UK Only £70 per week less average earnings than london'
This is why my ex-employers are experiencing a few issues with their employees and finding it difficult to recruit. After the company moved from Aylesbury, most of the staff have been looking at the local job prospects and realising that everyone else pays better wages, then asking for pay rises and, when they're not forthcoming, leaving for pastures new. I heard that in interviews to replace one of the shop-floor guys, once the salary level was mentioned the factory manager was laughed at (more than once) and one guy walked out!
Shame.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)

why was b3ta fucked? what?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Weird error message.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

dunno I got a 504 error.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Al sat on it and it broke.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Monty didn;t have 50p for the meter

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

it became self-aware and decided to kill itself rather than process all your shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

sorry, just wanted to join in
lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Roota nicked the cables and sold them to a scrappy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

psychochomp raped the mainframe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

toryboy slashed its budget

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

HaHa!
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Quentin doesn't even have a "thing" yet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Amberl used all the power to reanimate herself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

battered took it offline til he could think of something funny*


*ie never
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

that other person got tired of EXPLAINING HIMSELF
and blew up b3ta in the past, the resulting time flux caused it to go down, but causality meant he had no reason to go abck so it came back on again after
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Stunned drank it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)

its mum called it in for tea

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)

Davvers applied to repair it but is 'waiting to hear back'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)

Cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Speaking. How may I help you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Well, I'd ask for a loan of a fiver
but I suspect I'd have more luck turning Ed Milliband into an electable prime minister.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)

it met Bob Crow

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

You're all wrong
I nationalised it and it ran with the kind of shining efficiency we have all come to expect from the public services of soviet countries. Anyone complaining was sent to the gulags.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)

And what time do you call this?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)

17:35

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)

p̶u̶b̶l̶i̶c̶ ̶s̶e̶r̶v̶i̶c̶e̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶o̶v̶i̶e̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶r̶i̶e̶s̶
British Leyland.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)

do you mean:
public services of soviet countries British Leyland.

Now edit and make me look like a spastic
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:37, Reply)

That won't be necessary.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)

I'm terribly sorry Boyce
But I do rather think you may be confusing me with your self.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Your apology is too little, too late.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Probably because I don't really care about your pathetic alzheimer's
*in a Monty voice* "What time is it? Who am I? Are you the nurse? I seem to have wet myself"

Just kill you self and put us all out of your misery.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Quentin made some badly-spelt but cuttingly accurate observations about it and it COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)

7) Turkey

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Ah fucking hell Jeff, hiya mate

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Alright Roots

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Rob wanked on the bbc electron again.

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( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)

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