If it were tomorrow, I'd take it as an opportunity to get rioutously drunk and eat haggis.
However, as I don't have any money tonight, I'll be celebrating it by doing fuck all.

My grandfather didn't write any books, but he was a talented man when it came to woodwork, some of his things were fantastic. One of the ones that impressed me hugely was a set of 5 interlinking rings that he'd cut down from a single block of wood, twas excellent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So your Grandad put his wood in rings?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

No, he made his wood into rings.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I'm so confused.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Something like this, only with 6(?) rings

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Which one of those is your foreskin?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Crisps dont count

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I see.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

this sounds like the sort of thing himjim would sell

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

You could meet with some other fellow "pseudo jews" and link your severed foreskins in memory of his work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Or not.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:46, Reply)

How's your cock today?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

why do you keep asking him this?
has he shagged bella again?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

he got circumnavigated

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

is that rolling around whilst having his foreskin torn off?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Yes it is

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Shockingly, no.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)

They're all fascinates by cocks. It's the new opiate of the masses.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Getting better day by day
Was surprised to find that store bought Ibuprofen is dealing with the pain better than Codeine did.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)