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ROMANS!!!! COUNTRYMEN!!!!!!Do you like hip hop? If you do, this is the biggest thing to happen in the UK in several years:
psykhomantus.blogspot.com/2012/01/juice-crew-allstars-comes-to-uk.html
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:28,
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Shit hop, more like.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:29,
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Noand, consequently, no it isn't.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:29,
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Please explain why this is a good thingI know not of these chaps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:32,
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Also, the 'biggest thing to happen in the UK in several years?'I've told you a million times not to exaggerate, Monty.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:32,
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Sorry, hip hop is dull and this is boring.c-
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:33,
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Your mum is dull and you are boring. Mnnnyeeeerrgh.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:39,
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Both of these statements are true.You fail, even at being a cunt.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:42,
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Booya!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:33,
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Did you really just say you'd been to Glastonbury and in the same breath whinge about a £33 gig?You prannock.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:40,
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Unless you're a proper crusty and go in on a wednesday and don't buy any food or drink then glasto works out about a hundred quid a night.Your arithmetic is shit.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:44,
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Well yeah, but I'm not comparing full costs I'm comparing ticket prices.I could add £30 for travel to the gig, £20 for food and booze, another £60 if I want to get a hotel.
And I do go on the wednesday, it's awesome.
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I could add five thousand pounds for hiring a fucking RV if I wanted to.£33 isn't expensive for an all-stars gig and it isn't expensive compared to Glasto.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:52,
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I thought you only went for the vibe, maan?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:44,
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I have the impression that you are so excited you've cum in your pantsOr at least a little bit of wee has come out.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:33,
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I can't tell the difference at my age.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:39,
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I currently own four records which could (loosely or otherwise) be classified within the "hip hop" genre.I'm slowly working my way through various bands to see if it appeals.
The Juice Crew Allstars are not currently included in this plan.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:35,
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Ant n Dec?Sorry, PJ and Duncan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:38,
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*wrecks the mike**unleashes MASSIVE forehead*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:43,
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I only really like 'Professor Green' and 'Just Jack'(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:37,
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I have the 12" of Marley Marl Scratch at home.It's one of my all time favourites.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:45,
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Monty's only going because it sounds like Jew Screw All Stars if you say it fast enough.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:39,
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Each of the artists on that bill would make for a fucking brilliant night out – individually they all made fantastic records between about 1987 and 1990, genre-defining classics in a good few instances. To see the whole lot in one night is nothing short of spectacular and something I never thought I would have the opportunity to witness. It’s not my fault you’re all ignorant benders, is it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:44,
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That was over 20 years agoThey'll all be fat and in their 40s. It'll be like dads dancing at a wedding.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:15,
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Can't say I've ever got into hip-hop myself.What else can you recommend for me?
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I'd rather be fisted by Hellboy than go and watch that shit.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:48,
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If you like, yes...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:49,
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Most of it is terrible. I recommend ‘Stoned Guitar’ by The Human Instinct. Late 60s fuzzy rock made by Kiwis.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:51,
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Have you been following any of the Persian/other forrin late 60s stuff that has been getting the reissue treatment recently?Some of it is rather good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:57,
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I did briefly almost start to get a glimmer of possibly understanding it towards the end of last yearI got hired to play bass on some guy's hip-hop record (still waiting for the finished album to materialise now I think about it...) but I think it was mostly because I was playing over samples of old Soul records that made it enjoyable.
Found the Human Instinct track you mentioned on youtube. Title seems to sum up the introduction quite nicely. Nice jam that, reminds me of some of Quintessence's guitar instrumentals.
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I tried to start at the beginningAnd bought this: www.honestjons.com/shop.php?pid=30211
and this: www.honestjons.com/shop.php?pid=30210
Apart from the famous songs, the rest of is fairly mediocre disco/soul.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:55,
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Sorry, that doesn't tempt me at all.There are some fucking spectacular metal tours this year though -
Going to this
Also going to this
Fucking gutted I can't go to this
All such happy bands.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:46,
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Fuck that shit! Fuck that shit!!!Oh hang on, I'm doing it wrong, aren't I
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Only reason I've even heard of it is due to you mentioning it in your story about farting at McDonalds(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:53,
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Well rememberedIf only that story had even the slightest basis in truth
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Aside from my terrible jokes, my QOTW stories are all true, sadly.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:02,
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If I'm around London I'll probs go, it's only down the road from me I'm relieved to see that it's not down with the off topic sadcore crew
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:56,
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I like hip hop, but i have only heard of big daddy kane on this billi am currently listening to lots of Blackalicious and Mos Def on the Hip Hop Front and Tallest Man on Earth on the American folk front
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:56,
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Fascinating.Do you have a Twitter feed I can avoid?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:57,
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Why don't you try an avoid this flaming bag of dog turds I'm going to post through your letterbox(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:02,
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Blackalicious is a joke name, right?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:01,
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They've done a rather excellent track, one of my favourites.www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvPnM2Q1nwU
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:03,
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Wow.I made it to twenty seconds before thinking 'that's fucking shit'.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:08,
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Oh God I'm turning into Monty.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:09,
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Well, this is the next band I'm going to see, see if you prefer thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=fTpQOZcNASw
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:09,
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No thanks.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:11,
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This is an excellent tune and great example of lyrycism and delivery(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:15,
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It's between that and a DJ Format track for my favourite song of the genre(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:16,
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So which one's Black and which one's Alicious?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:06,
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No, it's Black Al and I C IOUsaka Monty.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:22,
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Do you also find "there isn't a tune you can whistle nowadays" too?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:03,
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It's not music, it's just a fucking noise.Some of the shit my stepson listens to is just awful beyond words.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:04,
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Bloody happy hardcore stuff.Truly, ear-bleedingly awful.
He does listen to a lot of metal as well so occasionally there's a decent tune blaring from his X-Box.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:09,
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Dear oh dear, that's just not good enoughTell him he should listen to more Greek music.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:12,
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We get enough of the traditional stuff, thanks to the missus.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:17,
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Parios is her favourite.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:24,
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Says the guy that developed his musical ear in the Eighties.(
Kroney, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:12,
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Would you honestly say that happy hardcore is better than anything produced in the eighties?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:18,
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Happy hardcore started in the eighties, didn't it?Bloody close to, anyway.
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Kroney, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:19,
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He listens to the modern stuffparticularly the stuff where they take a song that was already shit and succeed in making it shitter.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:20,
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People often erroneously disregard the entire 1980s because they are only aware of chart music from that eraBy that same standard they would also most likely dismiss current music/their own preferred decade. They are fools. There were many incredible albums recorded in that decade.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:21,
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True.Some of Motorhead's best stuff was done in the 80s.
Edited to add The best Music video ever: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV6noHEd6XE
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:22,
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The eighties produced some fantastic stuff, I agree.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:23,
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It's because the gays were in charge.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:26,
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Thatcher was a homo?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:29,
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Well she certainly buggered the miners.BOOM!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:33,
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Really? I thought she finished all over their faces and moobs.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:40,
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Dear me.The image of Thatcher as a squirter, is not one I shall forget in a hurry.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:43,
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Oh come onShe clearly had balls the size of watermelons.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:48,
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They buggered themselves by being lazy striking bastards(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:39,
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*does not bite, because Ape is to shit to even bait intelligently*(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:43,
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you're correcting my lazy and shit typing?pot/kettle, you know the rest.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:49,
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sed the geezer who cant spel nor rite propa(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:46,
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Plus it would be hard for me not to develop my musical ear in the eightiessince they were my teenage years :P
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:22,
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I know, that was kind of my point.But be glad you aren't me, mine was honed in the nineties.
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Kroney, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:28,
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People often erroneously disregard the entire 1990s because they are only aware of chart music from that eraBy that same standard they would also most likely dismiss current music/their own preferred decade. They are fools. There were many incredible albums recorded in that decade.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:31,
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These sound like the words of a wise man(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:51,
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Joe Dolce. Black Lace. Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney.You can't compare a genre to an entire decade. Every decade plumbs the depths of awfulness.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:25,
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I wasn't.I should have said 'everything' rather than 'anything'.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:28,
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Ah right.In that case the answer is going to be 'no' for any genre since the 1980s gave us Frankie's Power of Love which is the second greatest song ever written.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:32,
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I think it's the first greatest love song.What's your first?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:43,
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The Power of Love by Huey Lewis and the News.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:47,
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Or The Power of Love by Celine Dion.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:49,
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it's a cover version of the Jennifer Rush one(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:50,
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No they did 'Rhythm is a dancer"(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:54,
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HahahahaSubthread of the week
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:55,
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and not even that comedy cancer.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:58,
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Turbo D, worst rapper EVAand so the thread moves full circle
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:59,
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That fat spazzer from PM Dawn is worse.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:00,
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No. He did have his leg amputated though. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:03,
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I'll fucking set him adrift on memory bliss if he comes near me with that hat on.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:01,
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That's the way it goes, I guess(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:01,
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'of Grayskull'(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:58,
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ah, always a classic.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:01,
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it's a soul companion.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:55,
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Where do you recommend I go to feel it?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:58,
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well, your first choice would probably be everywherebut if that isn't working, there's a little place just off the high street that sometimes lets you feel it in the air.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:00,
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I'm afraid that got closed down.The owner died. Cancer, I think it was.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:02,
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Or the Ballad of Chasey Lane by Bloodhound Gang.... am I doing this right?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:52,
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that was kinda my point.Well, no, that was my entire point.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:54,
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Something stupidly heavy about blood, virgins and goat cum/AA
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:54,
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Jolene.What kind of stupid question is that?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:57,
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I'm so not going.there I know how you all feel about my choice in music.Instead I will go for the roman bit in your post, been watching spartacus blood and.sand...what's up with all that sexy
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:27,
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I'm with you Krizza, hanson ARE underated(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:38,
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They really are and they don't know when to stop touching themselves in public.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:42,
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It's ok. I like mos def, scroobius pip and the wu so am not an expert.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:42,
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Wu Tang used to do excellent live showsThis Juice Crew reuniuon will be a million times better though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:46,
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His show at Ilford was utterly hilarious.I have told of it before.
He was so pissed his trousers fell down.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:57,
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Ask him about he stood up to his daughters school.Or how he used to sell assault rifles.
They're even cooler.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:53,
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I might just do that!Then again, I might not.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:56,
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