Woke up with a hangover
So I had a pint of water, 2 aspirin, and a cup of herbal detox tea.

Then I cracked one out and went up the road for a Full English.

I feel somewhat better now, I reckon it was the breakfast.

How are we all? What have we got planned for today? What's your hangover cure?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:07, 109 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alright?
Lusty's gone to see her folks so I am currently drinking a beer and blasting mine and my neighbours' eardrums with late 60s Californian biker rock courtesy of 'San Francisco's Shiver'* and am then going into the badlands to eat and drink chez Stunned in a couple of hours. Need an early finish though, as am seeing my nipper tomorrow at ten.

Hangover cure? Coffee, hot bath, full Inglese, fine hashish, bloody mary, back to bed. Rinse and repeat as required. If nothing works, then it's time to call in the Black Doctor aka a can of Coke.
* www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YMqpaVJ4aQ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:37, Reply)

I like these guys
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8umvDMhjQM&feature=relmfu
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I have a hangover.
A monumental headache. Fucking cider festival.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Crack one out and have a full english
that's my recommendation.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

I don't get hangovers.
I just wake up at stupid times. Went to bed at five and was wide awake at half nine. So I went for a two and a half hour walk, got back half hour ago. I'm not sure why but I had a huge smile on my face the entire time, love it when it's cold but still sunny, means you can do big jackets and sunglasses. Now I've got some banging 2001 era garage on the go.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I'm a bit hungover.
I've had toast, then a nice cheese sandwich. I think I'm still hungry...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1514520
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I think I'll have some pasta

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Also good

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Liven up yo'selves.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd7dCbEfTs4&ob=av2e
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I just blitzed the flat, I'm fucking good at this cleaning thing, I even got a sponge and flash with bleech and did all the tiles in the bathroom. I even took everything off the telly stand to wipe itdown
The place is imaculate now. if the spice girls came over and said "I will have sex with someone with a very clean imaculate flat" I would say "I have a very clean imaculate flat." and have sex with them, except for Sporty Spice, I would show her the tiny little spot I left dirty just in case this sinario comes true and there is one of four people who I don't want to have sex with.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Gonz you're a domestic god.
I've got curry/grease stains on a jacket that I love, took it to the dry cleaners and it did nothing. Am I fucked?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Possibly.
If the jacket runs the risk of being ruined anyway due to the stains, you may as well just bung it in the wash and see what happens. If it survives, bingo, if not, get pissed and give it a nice funeral.

I did this with a suit jacket that had blood on it and it was fine bar the lining being a little frayed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Or, see if there's any of that 1001 stuff for laundry stains.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I reckon there must be a service where they're miracle workers with stains.
That you can send stuff off to or something. I'm going to investigate, I'm not giving up on this jacket. Wasn't expensive but it's a favourite.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)

This might help
ask.metafilter.com/16778/Curry-stain-removal
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Or try some Vanish.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to let you down on this one, today's the first time I've used a washing machine in like 8 months.
My one in my old flat was shit, it used to take like 3-4 hours, so Ma' did my washing for me. And my new one just came last saturday and I wasn't well during the week, so anyway, today's the first time I've used one in yonks.

I just asked Ma', and she said clothes washing was never her fortay, sorry mate.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)

I've still got a headache.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Get this down you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO8rNlVfUmA
I was belting that out in the woods earlier, then I got lost in my thoughts and realised I'd wandered onto a packed golf course.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Afternoon boys and girls!
So, I believe it appears to be Saturday. I think that calls for a lie in, a trip to the tip, and an afternoon with some stand up DVDs.

Ah, good times.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Any news?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Not yet.
: (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Fingers crossed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)

I'll let you know.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Yaaaw
^'Yo' in a Yorkshire accent
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Ahreeet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)

A big spiff, red coke, bacon sandwich and a cheesy flick.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)

fl d

Bobbeh!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Update.
Headache gone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:28, Reply)

A'right knobedd

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Alright lar.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Good like!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I don't think I've recovered sufficiently
To go out this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

I haven't.
Stay in and eat treats
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I've had a bag of mini cheddars
And a bag of Dolly Mixtures.

I might get a curry this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)

You don't half live the high life, you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Innit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Oh man you have it all.
I'm just off to tesco. Want owt?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Yeah, gerrus a lucky dip for the lottery.
And a can of fizzy pop.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Done

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Never had a hangover
but after a heavy night I usually have a diet coke on waking up, and that wakes me up properly.

I did wake up one time with a sore head and panicked, thinking that a hangover had arrived. Luckily I'd just fallen asleep with my head at an odd angle.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)

You know, you can really go off people.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Lucky bitch

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I'm in my house
and half of the walls in the lounge are orange, now. I like painting, still, novelty not worn off yet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I approve of this.
Did you get teh gas sorted?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:52, Reply)

no :(
couldn't get through this mornign and it turns out they are closed this afternoon :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Set the shed on fire and camp out around it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:56, Reply)

What's the matter with it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)

She can't get rid of it Jeff.
Two boxes of Windeze and she's still like Baroness Trumpington.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I thought she might have got Ron to look at it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdoLJsUI6S4
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Hahahhaha, GOLD

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)

It the sort of thing Cavy would do.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Dey doo doh, don't dey doh?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Bristol City are losing, and they've had a man sent off :-(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I saw Kenny Dalgleish on telly earlier, and he was fucking SMILING.
This is almost unheard of.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I love Kenny

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:32, Reply)

This Kenny?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKcTzIKHWuM
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:36, Reply)

You have way too much time on your hands.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:37, Reply)

What do you mean?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Every time someone mentions anything, you have a link for it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I've just got a good memory.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Jeffepedia

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:44, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I'VE BEEN FOOD SHOPPING.
Oh god, I got so much stuff, soooo soooo much stuff. 5 bags full of stuff. I've had a craving for nachos for about a month now, so tonight I'm gonna have Tacos with seasoned minced-meat stuff, salsa, gwakamoli and salad bits. I'm so looking forward to it, I really am. I even got refried beens 'cus I ain't had them before and I wanna try them even though they look a bit like sicks.

I got loads of other bits too, might do me up some bollignaze tomo for during the week.

Hawd DAYUM I love me a Morrisons.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Everyone watching Galaxy Quest on BBC 2?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I'm listening to the wireless.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Are you wearing slippers while you do that?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

I'm lounging.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Hello b3th, my darling.
How are you today? I spent a few hours making the flat imaculate, like, proper proper imaculate. I wish you could come over and see it, I think you'll think to yourself if you did "This is a very nice flat, I would ponder having an affair with a man who lived in a flat like this.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:15, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

=D
Alright dude? How's it hanging?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Hangover has gone
But I've not moved from the sofa all day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Sounds good, heavy one last night then?
I could do with a drop, I fancy some port.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:40, Reply)

I went here
www.somersetmade.co.uk/ciderfestivals/festival.php

My head was a bit sore earlier.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)

It's noy hanging, it's lounging. He just said.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Oh nyom, nyom, nyom.
The good thing about going all day without my painkillers (well, since the morning, I normally have a dose mid-day which I skipped today) is that they are so lovely'er-floatly'er-relaxy'er-silky'er when they do kick in.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Wow. That must be really immaculate.
Does it also smell all warm and clean and cosy? I bet it does.

By Grabthar's hammer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Have you met Gonz before?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:21, Reply)

No.
Are you suggesting he is less than fragrant?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Not at all.
I was just wondering if you'd met before!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

No.
Jeffstock will be the first time.
I'm guessing I should be safe with all teh other people there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)

it's a con.
We've just been telling you it's a 'bash' whereas in reality, it's a chance for Gonz to wine and dine you, no one else will be there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Oh, that reminds me, my tux, I've gone from 40 to 38 on the waste, but still with a 29" inner leg.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)

I reckon if you put your black tie on for b3th
She'll be like putty in your hands.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Especially if he's not wearing anything else.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:55, Reply)

When Gonz met B3th

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Haha, please tell me that bow-tie is spinning.
I susspect the facial expresion to be quite a resembulance too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Here you go Gonz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcxozHGN7-s
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Hahaha, oh god, that is the best chatup I've ever seen.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:13, Reply)

Get yourself a spinning bow tie before the Bristol bash.
B3th will love it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Do I need a squrty flower? Or is that more the women's department?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I think the tie will be enough.
Maybe flowers for your second date.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:22, Reply)

You must be the one person in England who hasn't seen taht clip

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:10, Reply)

It sure is ! I've even lit some candles. It's so peacful and relaxed.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Has your window sill collapsed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:44, Reply)

I was thinking that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:46, Reply)

It's like..... we were thinking along similar lines.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Hah, it's 'cus my phone stitched 3 pictures together rather than just one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)

The other join is by the telly, yes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)

No, the couch really IS trying to climb up the wall

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Now *that* would be worth an affair.
He could hardly complain if I went with someone who had climbing furniture.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 28 Jan 2012, 17:57, Reply)

This could turn out to be an epic win for me on behalf of Duct-tape.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:05, Reply)

I'm not to sure to tell you the truth

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 18:04, Reply)

Hawt diggity mixCAYN movafakaz !
Oh man, I really wish I didn't neglect mexican food so much, it's sooo good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:16, Reply)

It's weird when you think about it.
Why is 3rd world food so good? You'd think they'd all be fucking massive, rather than starving. How is it the Indians are such a skinny race.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:20, Reply)

I'm pretty sure mexico has over-taken america for obessity.
I think it's more the fact that you have western versions of third world food, which is loaded to the brim with creams and fats. I'm not sure how many people in india actually eat food with such creams all the time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Is there any cuiseen you haven't tried that you would like to try Jeff?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:35, Reply)