Do you mean Swipe's soiree at mine?
I'm happy to host as many little get-togethers as people want - once my sofa gets fixed....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:20, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I wasn't invited either.
That's the last crab fucking linguine I make for you!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I didn't do the inviting YOU CUNT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)

How CONVENIENT!
I often have people round to the house without any input into the invite list. Twunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Seriously.`Swipe arranged the fucking lot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)

technically
it was gonz's idea.

and he didn't make it due to being sick!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Now to be fair, my idea was "Lets me and you meet up for some dinner", implying some kind of date, like it has been every 4 months for a couple of years that keeps on getting put back...
...which turned into a "Monty and lusty must come with us", implying that you're not interested or want a double date.
...which turned into a "how about X Y Z come along?", implying that the whole date thing is out the window, which is completely fine, I'm cool with having dinner with a whole bunch of friends, I honestly really don't care, get to try out some amazing resturants that you and monty always go on about.
... which turned into a "Monty has no money, but he said we can all go around to his flat instead", which kind of implies some kind of so-ray.

Which is all totally cool, and I would have enjoyed it if I was well enough to come, but it wasn't exactly my idea.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Haha
Keep trying Gonz. It looks like Berk is about to ditch her fella and will need a friend.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

It's OK, I'm not the one missing out, I'm with me 24/7, that's pretty awesome most of the time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)

He's a cheeky bastard isn't he.
I've been going out of my way to invite him out to things so he doesn't forget what the outside world looks like, I've overlooked all the times he's soiled himself in public, or got confused and started getting undressed and asking "Where's me tea?", I've even provided him with ice cold polish lager. And this is the thanks I get.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)

I'm an incorrigible swine, aren't I?

Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I'm this close to reconsidering our acquaintanceship.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Are your arms as wide as they would be if someone asked you to demonstrate how wide Swipes vagina is?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Absolutely.
As if I were describing the length of my love truncheon.

Well, I say truncheon, ........
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Telegraph pole?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Toothpick, more like
Often found in the mouths of gentlemen too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Will you be offering baths?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Of course.
What decent host doesn't?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)