I wet fucked Sasha last night.
She was FUCKING AWESOME. I thought she was going to shout my house down.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:48, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

dude she had five kids
you have had to wear her pernana like a hat
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

She was so wet, her kids came in after and licked up all the love piss.
Which was so HOT. I had a couple of raw eggs after and then rumped her again. She was screaming and bucking and sweating and panting and gagging and choking and pleading.

Oh man.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)

go on

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

She said what a pathetic noodle dicked piss ant you were.
Well, at least I thought that was what she said. It was difficult to tell because she was stuffing my rock hard dick in her mouth like a FAB.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

The end of your dick has hundreds and thousands on?
nonce
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

My cock end, brings kids to the yard
My one, is better than yours.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

i get the feeling your trying to upset me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

No.
But I did UPEND Sasha.

I made her go into my back garden, naked, and make her bend over. I was still indoors.

Then I turned all the garden lights on and fucked her from behind in the centre of the lawn whilst ALL my neighbours watched her moan and buck and fight and bite and pinch and weed my dahlias.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

your coming across as such a virgin right now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)

The word you are looking for is "you're".
And I think you are the no necked virgin, sweetheart.

Do I win today?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

I think correcting Quinten's spelling or grammar is a bit like telling Tommy Cooper he's shit at magic, you know?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:13, Reply)

with one important exception
tommy cooper is dead.

despite my best efforts, quentin has thus far resisted topping himself. SO FAR.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)

I was just thinking that a) using an example with someone living would have been better and
b) I fucking need more up to date pop culture references.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)

at least with you i know your only half serious
this guys mental
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Some showbiz bigwig in the States actually did that, I believe.
He said to Tommy "you could have a really great act if you just worked on your magic tricks a bit more so they didn't keep going wrong!".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Ha, yes, I'd forgotten that, but I heard it somewhere before.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:17, Reply)

i come back TO THIS???
i really am leaving forever now sorry but i'm oofff i can't tak eit

1. my spelling is perfect
2. i was STOOPING, STOOPID
3. you win the prize for getting very angry at me for no good reason, sweetcheeks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Yay.
Bye then.

Don't let a hail of bullets hit you in the forehead on your way out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)

i'm actually scared of you on the internet
please see the gaz i sent you earlier, you need some help man
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)

mind if i ask waht it is i did so badly that offended you?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Your intercostal muscles work.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:44, Reply)

you might want to have a large cup of calm down and a massage
and maybe some counselling, do you have a good support network?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Thanks Quints. You might want to have a personality transplant and
equally stop being a mealy mouthed, thrush inducing tit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Oh look, it's Legless on a comedy account.
 








































Cheers
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Cheers.


Cheers.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)

what the hell are you talken about you complete loonertick?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Haha, totally not over compensating for the lifetime of pills right here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)

And just to confirm, the powder _doesn't_ make someone overly aggressive?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Certainly not.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)

ARE YOU SURE????

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Are you sure you don't want the hanky now?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

no i like to sit in my mess til it dries all warm and crusty

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)