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all the queers in my office were discussing applying moisturiser after showering earlier todaywhat on earth has happened to men these days?
alt when was the last time you felt intimidated? i'm shaking right now
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I don't get this at all.I wash with soap and I have flawless skin.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:44,
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my skins alright toothey talked about body butter and kevin said something about moisturising his face. i might be the only real man here and it makes me sad
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I'm all for gay rights me.Each to their own and all that. I just don't get why folks would spend money on stuff that is just a sham to con them out of money.
Surely these people are idiots.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:50,
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i explained that to my girlfriend the other dayshe didn't believe me that if she stopped using moisturiser her skin would naturally balance itself out after a shower
she wasn't happy
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All the cosmetic companies have made women believe they need this shit, it's sad really.Also, women are idiots.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:53,
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It's OK Quints.For once you may have a lot of us agreeing with you.
I told mine that her hair did not 'get used to' her shampoo so that she had to change to a different brand every three months.
You'd think I'd shat on her mother.
Although she was surprisingly sanguine the time I actually did that.
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Alt: When I had Sasha's massive quivering labia bearing down on me. (, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
oh man stunned, you sure got him. He's well bullied now.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:53,
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the more he goes on about it the more i believe that he's definitely had sex in the last 12 months(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
He's looking like a total frisbee adam right now.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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I am truly sorry. EVERY SINGLE person gives something of themselves into the site, despite the piss taking and rows.
He gives nothing. Just weasle words.
I should put him back on ignore because it's making me a pain in the arse poster.
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If there was a bit less "giving" and a bit more humour this place would be better.(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)
I don't know. You take the piss with a certain knowledge or awareness of the subject. You can be viscious but you know something about the butt of the joke.
No?
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also, i don't know what he was talken aboutwhat was he talken about?
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I'm in a bad position to answer this on account of not caring.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:03,
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Basically what I want from offtopic is Kroney moaning about his lovelife in every thread so I can take the piss with Trekky references.
The rest of you are just bulk... literally.
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You wouldn't like him when he's hungry(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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you're just making yourself look like a fool man.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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From what I've read of your posts so far they're pretty shit and you sound like a virgin.Just saying.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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Is that the tennis one with the bird scratching her bottom?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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im gonna be honest here, by just saying you had him on ignore just undid all your work in the previous thread."I fuck like a roman gladiator and ignore people who say mean things on the internet Like a bitch" don't really work.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:03,
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I have the porcelain skin of a Nordic ubermenschand as such I have moisturised since my teens. Whilst this might seem utterly bent to some (and with fair reason), it means I am constantly being told I look younger than my 38 years, so fuck you all.
If I wash with normal soap my face feels like it’s a size too small, and in winter my face would be red and sore the whole time were it not for E45 lotion. I'm like a delicate flower, or a fragile geisha. Only a really tough version that's a wow with the ladies.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:54,
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I know what you mean with the soap thingFeels too tight and a bit Simon Weston-ey
"LEAVE, LEAVE, LEAVE, LEAVE!"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:56,
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In fairness, you and Weston could have been separated at birth.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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Mine was just sunburnWe were like a cheese toastie when they separated us
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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They were.They were originally joined at the face.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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They awarded that Simon cunt the 'tache(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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I liked it so much, I put my face on it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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I'm telling you, it's absolutely essential for me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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i disagree monty, you've just lost 6 man pointshand in your badge at the desk and join Foxtrot at the Strictly on ice tour
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No fucking way. I am NAILS I tell you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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Except in a strong wind or when its cold(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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That's when I get my indoor shizzle on.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:14,
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Are shizzles like a onesie then?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:15,
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Yes.With characters from 'In the night garden' on them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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*knocks on the door**sits on the floor*
*here is my nose*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:17,
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+ are done twice a week by Lusty whilst I sit with my pink dressing gown on with a face mask(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:11,
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My face is so manly that I don't even use soap on it.I just scrub the build up of machismo out of my beard once a week with a steel brush and swarfega.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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similarly i don't wash my face with soap withermostly i only use shaving foam on my face
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http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1527770(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:09,
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:13,
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I genuinely care about the opinion of a quicklime-scented beardless nancyboy. Genuinely.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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I actually meant quicklimeNever mind.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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You fucking chutney.Men have beards.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:11,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:19,
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You're not allowed to call them queers anymore.it's 'dirty fucking perverts who will rot in hell with Satan's trident up their jacksies. Which they'd probably enjoy, the filthy fucking bumsexualists' these days.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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It rolls off the tongueMuch like their testicles
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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Ben Goldacre covers this in his bookThe skin forms a protective waterproof barrier. Moisturiser is both pointless and bent.
Alt: I'm feeling pretty intimidated by all the "metrosexuals" on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:11,
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That's people that fancy free newspapers, isn't it?Dirty fuckers.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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YOU'RE ALL MISSING THE GAME OF CATCHPHRASE!!!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:20,
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As am INot exactly office friendly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:22,
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It's finished now.The answer was 'dog shit'.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:22,
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probably when psychochomp deleted the last post i replied inthat was some serious sick shit.
i think men should moisturise. but i don't really want to see it. there's nothing less sexy than going into a guy's bathroom and seeing pots and pots of product. well, ok. "head and shoulders" and pile cream would also be a turn-off.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:34,
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oh i just re-read my OP and it sounds like i showered with my colleagueswe didn't
oh and i disagree on the moisturising thing
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moisturising with colleagues, masturbating with colleaguesit's all the same to you isn't it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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...and a dish full of different nipple rings(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 16:54,
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