WHITNEY! NOOOOOOO!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 8:26, 66 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yeeeeeees!

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I found that whole I'm a prostitute for two weeks completely unbelievable

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I found that whole "I've ruined r'n'b for thirty years" slightly more annoying.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Next it'll be Britney, and then Shitney

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Oh hey look, somebody famous has done something I don't care about
Lets make every Facebook post ever about how dreadful it is. Snooze.
( Kroney, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

You could always go and live in a cave, you charmless cunt.
No offence. Internet banter. If you don't like it then unplug your internet. You charmless cunt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Not Morrissey's finest work.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Almost as bad as that time he shagged Les Dennis' Mrs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

oh dear

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Quite good of her
To die just before the top 40 countdown. That cunt Bruno Brooks is probably going to have to sit through half a dozen of her songs purchased by mourners.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)

It's meant to be Valentines warm-upon 4music and instead it's Whitters in a see-through sheet.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Ooh, eh up, here's oooooooh I wanna dance with sumbaddeh.
I preferred How Will I Know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Stop watching telly and get packing!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

You wouldn't believe how much shite is getting bagged up.
Dad's coming to get some soon. I need a break.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Have a kitkat

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)

I've had some Jyvita and cheese

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Is that some kind of dancing cracker?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)

jarg Ryvita from Aldi

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Rock on!
When I moved down here, I reduced an entire flat down to 17 boxes and two suitcases. I still have no idea how I did it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Well I doubt I'll be allowed that much, and you have not seen how much shite is in that box room...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)

That's why parents have attics

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)

My mum has the same condition as your brother.
Not going tto happen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

My brother is an autistic spastic.
No offence to your mum, like.

Also, he has become so much like my dad, it's scary.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)

To be fair to him, having to dispose of all these binbags of shite has made me want to change my ways.
I won't hoard again.
If he becomes tight he's dumped.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

How big is your current place?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Bigger than a big house :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:21, Reply)

It is, too.
It's fab! Apart from all the stairs and the rattly windows, I'd totally love to live there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I know...
Why did they have to vote him in as their MP?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Cameronlols
Meanwhile, in York, I still feel wack with lurgy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:35, Reply)

You
Need some Fruitella.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)

you keep telling him that
but he ain't listening
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I don't need no Fruitella
I need whisky and lemsip.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:57, Reply)

i've had a snuffly nose for ages, now
i'm beginning to think it might actually be the dusty house and my slight dust allergy fucking me up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Dammit Kevin Costner
You had one fucking job.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)

The Upside of Anger?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Why have I wasted this morning
Watching 'Four in a bed'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Because you're bent.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Oh yeah.
Thanks for the reminder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Glad to help.
Is 'four in a bed' at least a good porno?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

It's rubbish.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)

What is it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Bedknobs and broomsticks is well horny though.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:36, Reply)

That Jessica Fletcher, she's quite the babe.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Yeah. Whoever the fuck she is.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)

My mum saw her at the O2 and was disappointed how rubbish she was.
Needless to say, she had the last laugh.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I wanna know
If she really loved it. Or is she too shy and unable to speak.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:47, Reply)

You know the worst thing about singers dying
is the fucking earworms.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I couldn't give a shit about Whitney Houston
There. I said it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Oi! Bobby Brown.
Give DG his login back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)

She possessed a decent singing voice
which she then used to overdo fucking everything with that horrible strained warbling so beloved of so many 'singers'. I fucking hate it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Oooh look at me I'm DG and I'm really edgy by dissing the Worlds most talented female vocalist because she used to sing about heartbreak and love and not Sonic Screwdrivers or the adventures of Peter Parker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Are you taking the piss?
She had a fine set of lungs but she is personally responsible for the demise of R'n'B. Every spotty-arsed teenage girl for the last twenty five years has abandoned any idea of actually growing up and learning how to phrase a song for the sake of just belting out some god-awful strained warbling cacophony.

edit: soz ... just noticed the user name ... as you were
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Rory being sarcastic about other people on the internet shocker.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

He's a menace.
He's ruining this place for EVERYBODY.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:53, Reply)

He just needs some love, Shambles.
I'd recommend getting a puppy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)

gett fuck
/jefflolz
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Oi.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Sorry Jeff
didn't mean to accuse you of noncery.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Shurrup
Guaranteed results when romancing a housewhale a heavy lady is to have Whitneys jazzy ballad "Saving All My Love for You" on the cd player, farkin love that they do
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

And dancing. She used to sing about dancing as well.
CALL YOURSELF A FAN???
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I STILL CRY DURING THE BODYGUARD

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Tears well up everytime the opening credits come on.
I suspect it will be shown about six times this week.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Afternoon
I am watching the footy. End to end stuff etc. Whitney can fuck off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I thought you'd be a happy camper this afternoon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

5-1 now Jeff
Dreamland!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Right.
I can put it off no longer. Gym o'clock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:09, Reply)