I rate feta cheese about the same as I rate Edam and Babybel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:45, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

They know a thing or two about Lamb chops though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

And man-love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Sheep grease makes excellent lube.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

They should sell some to the Germans.
They're dirty like that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

i love feta
but you have to do something with it. mash it up with chillis or something. babybels, i like, but for sentimental childhood reasons. edam can go fuck itself right in the wax.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

hi swipe! good weekend?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

very
how is your hole?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:53, Reply)

filled thanks
poor smudge, all gone now

hole was easier to dig than i was expecting, the ground was cold and dry for about 3 feet, flaked awayt dead easy til i got to the wet clay
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

The thing you have to do with it is leave it in the shop and buy a different cheese.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

IT'S ATEF BACKWARDS!!!!!11LOL
No wait, that doesn't work...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

sirotilc
Is the fanny that's made backwards.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:49, Reply)

you sure talk about fannies and sex alot
you must be very frustrated or something, we need to find you a girl
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Sirotilc is a 'Woman only bus tour company' in Miami.
Trufax.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:51, Reply)

You don't like Babybel?
I don't think we can be friends any more.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I like how they make it easy to take off the tasty red cheese and throw away the horrible white filling.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

you sound like my dad
who got given a giant toffee as a small boy in the war when there were no sweets around. he was so excited and confused that he put the wrapper in his gob and threw the toffee away.

it's about 67 years later and he is still bitter about that toffee.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Haha. Lifelong gutted.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

and this is where you got half your jeans

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:55, Reply)

who would want half a pair of jeans?
i'm not some one-legged cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)

this surprises me
cos you appear to be hopping mad
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

And that, right there, is why you are impossible to hate.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

not much of a raison d'etre really though, is it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I don't know.
Anything that makes me laugh has more reason to be around than anything that doesn't as far as I'm concerned.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Is that why you haven't gone through with the sex change operation?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:24, Reply)

He ran out of money after the first bollock.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:26, Reply)

The search party cost a fortune.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:27, Reply)

i wouldn't say rubbish jokes were my whole raisin detre
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)

That's cause you're a cheese cunt.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)