LOOK, it's only a fucking news link thread
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-17005566

Would you risk your life for a dog?
Or more appropriately would you risk your life for a pasty/the computer you built / your Warhammer figures?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:22, 51 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I wouldn't risk my life for *a* dog.
I'd risk it for mine though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)

she's a lucky lady your mrs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)

God I wouldn't risk my life/ruining my trainers for her.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Logically and rationally, no, of course i fucking wouldn't.
But I'm not sure what my real life reaction would have been had my dog needed rescuing. I hope I'd have let him drown. I may not have.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:25, Reply)

I'd let your dog drown
Hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:26, Reply)

It really does, thank you.


Not that it matters much anyway, he's buried in my parents back garden now. Unless he's dug his way free again, of course.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)

I'll check next time I'm there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

It's OK, I wouldn't want to eat into your 'swinging with my folks' time.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)

That reminds me
Did I leave my table tennis bat there?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Well she has been walking funny, so possibly.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)

i don't think i'd have stripped first, which might have been my downfall
but i would jump in to rescue a dog

not one of them chiwawas tho, they're not reay dogs
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)

I am a hateful coward
and would not piss on another life form if it were on fire for fear of singing my pubes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Tralalaa
♫My puuuuubes♫
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

cunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1529052
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:33, Reply)

int eh style of the sound of music
'Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...... Puuuuuuuuuuuubeeeeeeeeeeeeees'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

i hear it more like
a version of Down Town
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)

listen to the music of the traffic in the city
dingle dangle jungle jangle neon lights are pretty...

MY PUBES
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I'd like to be sensible and say 'no'
but I'm sure if I was in that position I probably would.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)

I'd risk my freedom.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)

What a fucking idiot.
Pity he didn't drown.
However beautiful some of my material possessions are, they are not worth risking my highly valuable life.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:29, Reply)

i wouldn't call a dog a material possession

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Nor was I
I don't have a dog
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)

well then a dog defintiely isnt a material possesion and i was right
thank you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Well, this has opened up some great conversation.
Well done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Thank you I'm here to help
It's a step up from Shepherdspi-gate though*

*I hate myself for this
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:33, Reply)

I hope you're aware of the irony of the pot calling the kettle's thread boring.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Of course not.
In fact I deliberatly throw sticks into freezing rivers every time I see a dog.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

I approve of this approach
Needs more cat killing though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)

i know it was fairly dangerous but i think the guy took a considered risk
there are poeple who do ice swimming all the time, its no big deal as long as you look after yourself, he did the right thing
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:32, Reply)

I would go back into a burning house for;
My snare drum
Ride cymbal
Joey jordissons sticks
My lightsaber
My stash
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)

+ all the pies

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)

See I wrote that too but couldn't be arsed with it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)

cos you wouldn't have any pies left? from eating them all?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:44, Reply)

No, A. I don't like pastry and B. I'ts not very funny.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)

so you have your pies without the crust?
that must be very filling
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I replace the pastry with chocolate bars

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

replac e the p a s t ry with
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)

It was quite funny.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)

*Sets fire to Pires towers*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Cunt

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:46, Reply)

my mum's ring is the only material possession i'd do that for
but then, i'd be wearing it anyway.

i'd risk a lot to help anything living, i think, i'd just feel too horrible if i didn't. well, unless it was a total cunt, then i'd bring some popcorn to enjoy the sight of them flailing in the river/flames.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:44, Reply)

I'm surprised that's not decomposed by now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)

its a bit out of order to make jokes about peoples dead mums

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)

It's vacuum sealed

( Kroney, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)

that would be a ringPIECE
do try and keep up!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Sorry darl, bad form etc.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Mum's ring.
Tee-hee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I declare this thread to be a success, well ddone me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)

It's shit
I'm only still here because Kristine's doesn't look any better.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

yeah that does look really shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)