Loon came on depressing us all about some stripper being dead, except he was with her the day after she officially 'died'.
Stripperfuckingconspiracylolz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:48, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

it mostly got what it deserved
except a shitload of the posts just weren't funny.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Well as long as it got what it deserved I'm happy,

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:54, Reply)

All I'm saying is it's the thin end of a wedge.
and the wedge is made of shit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Good, so's this place when everyone gets all mong on us
Peer support on the internet, my crack.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)

There is a difference between establishing that you cannot help the situation
and then just mocking it, and just posting UR A CUNT HAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZZZZZ
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I think people do get treated by their past behaviour too though
and Loon has proved himself quite the dick in the past. If someone else had come on and posted a similar story, they would have got a different reaction, at least from some people.

I mean, I hope a stripper you knew never dies mysteriously Al, but if one does I'd be a little more sympathetic.

At least in as much as my mocking would be a little more warm hearted.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

If a stripper Al knew died
he'd be too busy fleeing the country before the police found him to care.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Wait...he is off to Australia tonight isn't he?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)

You don't have to look in my loft
there isn't anything up there.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)

If you post shit like he posted, you ARE a cunt and you need a slap.
Stop shitting up the interent.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)

his thread went something like this;
i used to go out witha stripper and i just found out that she died on the 9th of october but i saw her for breakfasr on the 10th so how is that possible? (imagine this sentence is stretched over 4 paragraphs)

replies: Fuck off shitcunt, this isn't your personal problem page
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I'm not talking about that. This place is made by cunts, for cunts.
tangles is spot on, below. But there's a difference between taking the piss and just posting meaningless abuse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:03, Reply)

That's what I said.
You're such a spastic.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

god, I know.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:07, Reply)

shut up prick hockey shirt name boy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I didn't see loon's
But I find this to be one of the useful things about this place. If you have something heavy going on I find it cathartic to have everyone on here take the piss and call you a silly cunt. It provides some balance and light relief.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Innit bruv

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:58, Reply)

I don't come here for a group hug.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I'm not surprised
some of these fat cunts, you'd get crushed to death.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:02, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Oh god, I wasn't there, but was it like
Those TV series where it starts off with a paramedic standing over the body of a young girl. The paramedic says "It's no good, we're too late, if only we got there in time", and then does up a zip that goes over the camera.
Then the words on the screen say "24 hours earlier" and it cuts to a scene of Loon sitting at the breakfast table having a bowl of cerial, with two kids laughing and running around in the background, the dead women from the previous scene coming into the room saying "I love you honey" giving him a peck on the mouth. He then switches on the TV (it has to be one of those tiny kitchen TVs even though the whole thign is open-plan and he can see the livingroom telly clearly from the 'kitchen island').
Then on the telly, is a news report, we hear the words "It is not a space astroid, it's tragectory is veriable. It's course is heading directly for the centre of the earth. We could be looking at mankind's first contact with an alien life form".
Loon then says "Sorry honey, I've got to go", and before finishing is cerial, runs to get his coat out the door yelling "I love you, honey, I'll be back later".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Nononononon, as he's running out the door, he says "I love you, honey, I'll be at the resturant for our anerversary later on tonight".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Oh god Gonz, you're making me well up here.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

They'll be a scene where he's forgotten to book the table, and so he gets his brillient/sexy-but-slightly-geeky assistant from the lab to make the booking.
They'll be full, and he goes to the assistant "Damn it, that is the women I love, and I'll be damned if we can't get a booking", so he phones up himself and says "Damn it, I'm a space scientist and I'm only human, well, 74.8% human anyway, and I'll damned if I can't show the women I love a good time.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I bet he's hanging off somthing by one hand and hollding the phone in the other.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

YES !
He's now suddenly changed from being played by Will Smith to Jacky Chan.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I could happily never watch TV again
and just get by on your descriptions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I would love to come up with idead for TV shows.
I came up with an idea of a blowjob competition once, where 10 women compete every week in giving me the best blowjob... one of them leaving each week. They'll be training montarges before each go, and even talking-head interviews. As the final twist, on the final week, I'll declare that they've all lost and that I'm the winner. I'll wear a crown and everything.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:48, Reply)