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Fuck niceties, fuck the Quentin show, fuck OT used to be good in the old days.
You're still here aren't you? shut up and make the most of it.
Alt: Where do you see yourself aged 40? 60? 80?
Alt Alt: More money or more friends?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:32,
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latest was 14 years ago)
More money I've got too many friends that I often can't see because of money.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:34,
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That's my rationale also. If I had more cash I could see my far flung friends more often
and ditch these shitty Welsh substitutes.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:37,
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That's decided then.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:46,
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I support you position Bobby-Dick
although a little niceness now and then is a good thing, it helps to balance out the cuntery.
Alt: about where I am now, not a clue, hopefully retired and having fun.
AltAlt: friends I guess, money's fairly dull.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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Niceness is great, but I'm writing an assignment and it's upsetting me.
If I gave you 5grand to do something nice for your friends (and you) what would you do?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:38,
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Probably arrange a group holiday of some kind.
best I can think of at the moment.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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where to?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:50,
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I'm not sure, maybe a nice cruise
somewhere that we could all hang out and have fun.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:57,
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alt: as destroyer of the universe. Time (and therefore age) will be irrelevant by then
alt alt: more friends. Hopefully more friends with hot single male friends they can introduce me to
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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plumer not looking worth the effort then?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:41,
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not really
he's making a lot of noise, too, and it's bothering me, like someone in the next room is angry and gonna kick off. Hope he's finished soon
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:42,
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yeah, but, i bet if you were sitting on his face he'd be a lot quieter...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:47,
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i can never tell if its you or quixote who is the girl?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:47,
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She is, he isn't
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:49,
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WHO
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:50,
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HIM
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:51,
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Those two, the bloke and the doris
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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There you go
I've changed my user name to make it easier for you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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much cclearer
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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Excellent.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:56,
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i left ages ago
40 - i will probably move somewhere nice and quiet, retire at 60, be dead by 62
alt money, fuck friends
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:42,
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Someone's in a particularly sunny mood
*cough*ROBINHO*cough*
Alt: still with Ms Foxtrot, still not married, still dancing, to all three.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:49,
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NSFW - watch this please when you're home.
redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/star-wars-episode-1-the-phantom-menace/
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:50,
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Yeah alright
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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*cough Jutkiewicz *cough*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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*cough*Andy Carroll*cough*
The gift that keeps on giving
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:53,
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Scored recently, getting better every game
I'm fine with that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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/deluded.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:55,
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Comes with the territory
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:56,
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Tell me about it.
I am a West Ham fan. I tell myself it's character building.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:57,
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Are you?
Oh what a shame. I quite liked you too.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:58,
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He cost MORE THAN OUR ENTIRE SQUAD
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:00,
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That's why we're 34 places above you
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:01,
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Liverpool like spending over the odds for shit English players.
wanna buy Walcott?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:06,
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Nah, but we'll take Oxlade-Chamberlain off your hands
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:07,
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looks like Walcott might be off, thank fuck. RVP will def go as well and who can blame him. The board are killing that club.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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Why are you naming concentration camps?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:53,
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Sometimes friends get right in the way of me lounging around and doing nothing.
So I'd like a few less friends and a bit more money, and I'm not even that arsed about money either. Show's what a snotty cunt I am.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:51,
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Too good for yah friends are yeh?
New scottish friends replacing them?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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I'm hoping not to make too many.
I still haven't shaken off the ones here who annoy me.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:55,
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Just delete some threads, they turn on you quickly
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PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:56,
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Oh man it drives them nuts.
RIGHTEOUS ANGER
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:57,
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Perhaps a disguise?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:56,
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Grow me beard out
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:58,
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Or a burka?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:00,
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a friend in need
is a bloody nuisance
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:07,
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Yes.
Alt: Bloody hell, I nearly am 40. Still working. Hopefully retired.
Alt alt: Can I have equal amounts of both?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:53,
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You may have 20 friends and £20, yes.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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Thanks. Is it my round?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:55,
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Yeah.
Luckily for you I'm a cheap date these days.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:55,
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With £20 for twenty friends it's going to be a short night.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:57,
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It's OK, I just saw you are a West Ham fan.
I think I severely over estimated the number of friends you are allowed to have.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:58,
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West Ham Over Land & Sea.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:02,
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Meh
Alt: 40 - Married with 3 kids
60 - Dead
80 - Deader
Alt: More money
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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so you are only going to spend 20 years MAX with your kids? shellfish!
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:03,
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Alt: I can't see past March at the moment, so fuck knows. Hell, I could even have drunk myself to death before my 40th birthday
Altalt: Money. I'm pretty much "Montied" at the moment. I have plenty of friends (no, really), but unfortunately I cannot eat them or sell them into slavery to pay my rent.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:56,
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You should sell that homebrew. I'd buy a bottle.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:58,
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That's a point - starting to wish I'd saved a few bottles now.
Still, it's easily recreated. Just need to wait until the elderflowers come out. And then hope to god it's more like last year's batch than the year before's batch...
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:00,
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That'll be a nice drop in the summer.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:01,
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It's an ideal summer drink
The flowers usually appear in late spring, then it needs a few weeks to ferment and mature and is (hopefully) in a drinkable condition by the time the temperature picks up.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:07,
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I have plans to try and ferment a can of fruit salad
Just to see what would happen. I'm not sure if I'm being encouraged or discouraged.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:02,
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*encourages*
And carbonate it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:03,
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then dare boys to drink it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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I have to admit I have looked at the prices of soda streams.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:08,
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If we do it right, it should carbonate itself.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:09,
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/professional.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:15,
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I'm all for it
I just can't find that other tin of fruit salad.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:06,
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I think a tin of the shitty in syrup would be better
than actual proper nice fridge-fruit. Though we can always experiment, I guess.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:07,
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It certainly contains more sugar
And in any case you get an excuse to use your fancy new hand-blender.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:09,
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Hand blenders are awesome.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:12,
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l
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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Only you could get more excited about kitchen utensils than alcohol...
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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Only just noticed the alcohol mentioned above tbh
I'm thoroughly ashamed of myself...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:16,
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i guess i can't really complain about either
but i would like more of my friends to have more money, as quite often there is stuff going on that some of them can just never afford.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:00,
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Pikeys, eh?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:01,
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what can you do?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:06,
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lend us a fiver?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:02,
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bend over then
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:19,
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You're paying for bumhole shots? How can I get for a close up with a lego man sticking out?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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Alt Alt:
Both, I'd probably spend more money on friends, so with more friends and more money I'd be able to keep everyone happy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:08,
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I hope to have sex by then again.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:08,
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Ever the eternal optimist, Gonz.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:15,
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Rich for the stars and hit the top of the trees.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:25,
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