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	 Fuck niceties, fuck the Quentin show, fuck OT used to be good in the old days.
	Fuck niceties, fuck the Quentin show, fuck OT used to be good in the old days.
 	You're still here aren't you? shut up and make the most of it.
Alt: Where do you see yourself aged 40? 60? 80? 
Alt Alt: More money or more friends?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:32,
	
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	 More money I've got too many friends that I often can't see because of money.
	More money I've got too many friends that I often can't see because of money.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:34,
	
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	 That's my rationale also. If I had more cash I could see my far flung friends more often
	That's my rationale also. If I had more cash I could see my far flung friends more often
 	and ditch these shitty Welsh substitutes.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:37,
	
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	 That's decided then.
	That's decided then.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:46,
	
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	 I support you position Bobby-Dick
	I support you position Bobby-Dick
 	although a little niceness now and then is a good thing, it helps to balance out the cuntery.
Alt: about where I am now, not a clue, hopefully retired and having fun.
AltAlt: friends I guess, money's fairly dull.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:35,
	
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	 Niceness is great, but I'm writing an assignment and it's upsetting me.
	Niceness is great, but I'm writing an assignment and it's upsetting me.
 	If I gave you 5grand to do something nice for your friends (and you) what would you do?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:38,
	
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	 Probably arrange a group holiday of some kind.
	Probably arrange a group holiday of some kind.
 	best I can think of at the moment.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:40,
	
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 	where to?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:50,
	
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	 I'm not sure, maybe a nice cruise
	I'm not sure, maybe a nice cruise
 	somewhere that we could all hang out and have fun.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:57,
	
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	 alt: as destroyer of the universe.  Time (and therefore age) will be irrelevant by then
	alt: as destroyer of the universe.  Time (and therefore age) will be irrelevant by then
 	alt alt: more friends.  Hopefully more friends with hot single male friends they can introduce me to
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:40,
	
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	 plumer not looking worth the effort then?
	plumer not looking worth the effort then?
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:41,
	
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	 not really
	not really
 	he's making a lot of noise, too, and it's bothering me, like someone in the next room is angry and gonna kick off.  Hope he's finished soon
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:42,
	
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	 yeah, but, i bet if you were sitting on his face he'd be a lot quieter...
	yeah, but, i bet if you were sitting on his face he'd be a lot quieter...
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:47,
	
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	 i can never tell if its you or quixote who is the girl?
	i can never tell if its you or quixote who is the girl?
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:47,
	
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	 She is, he isn't
	She is, he isn't
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:49,
	
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	 WHO
	WHO
 	
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:50,
	
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	 HIM
	HIM
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:51,
	
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	 Those two, the bloke and the doris
	Those two, the bloke and the doris
 	
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:52,
	
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	 There you go
	There you go
 	I've changed my user name to make it easier for you.
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:52,
	
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	 much cclearer
	much cclearer
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:54,
	
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	 Excellent.
	Excellent.
 	
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 CQ Knows the truth, all of it.
 CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:56,
	
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	 i left ages ago
	i left ages ago
 	40 - i will probably move somewhere nice and quiet, retire at 60, be dead by 62
alt money, fuck friends
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:42,
	
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	 Someone's in a particularly sunny mood
	Someone's in a particularly sunny mood
 	*cough*ROBINHO*cough*
Alt: still with Ms Foxtrot, still not married, still dancing, to all three.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:49,
	
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	 NSFW - watch this please when you're home. 
 	redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/star-wars-episode-1-the-phantom-menace/
	NSFW - watch this please when you're home. 
 	redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/star-wars-episode-1-the-phantom-menace/
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:50,
	
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	 Yeah alright
	Yeah alright
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:52,
	
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	 *cough Jutkiewicz *cough*
	*cough Jutkiewicz *cough*
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:52,
	
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	 *cough*Andy Carroll*cough*
	*cough*Andy Carroll*cough*
 	The gift that keeps on giving
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:53,
	
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	 Scored recently, getting better every game
	Scored recently, getting better every game
 	I'm fine with that.
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:54,
	
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	 /deluded.
	/deluded.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:55,
	
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	 Comes with the territory
	Comes with the territory
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:56,
	
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	 Tell me about it.
	Tell me about it.  
 	I am a West Ham fan.  I tell myself it's character building.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:57,
	
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	 Are you?
	Are you?
 	Oh what a shame.  I quite liked you too.
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:58,
	
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	 He cost MORE THAN OUR ENTIRE SQUAD
	He cost MORE THAN OUR ENTIRE SQUAD
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:00,
	
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	 That's why we're 34 places above you
	That's why we're 34 places above you
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:01,
	
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	 Liverpool like spending over the odds for shit English players.
	Liverpool like spending over the odds for shit English players.
 	wanna buy Walcott?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:06,
	
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	 Nah, but we'll take Oxlade-Chamberlain off your hands
	Nah, but we'll take Oxlade-Chamberlain off your hands
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:07,
	
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 	looks like Walcott might be off, thank fuck. RVP will def go as well and who can blame him. The board are killing that club.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:05,
	
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	 Why are you naming concentration camps?
	Why are you naming concentration camps?
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:53,
	
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	 Sometimes friends get right in the way of me lounging around and doing nothing.
	Sometimes friends get right in the way of me lounging around and doing nothing.
 	So I'd like a few less friends and a bit more money, and I'm not even that arsed about money either. Show's what a snotty cunt I am.
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm
 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:51,
	
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	 Too good for yah friends are yeh?
	Too good for yah friends are yeh?
 	New scottish friends replacing them?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:54,
	
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	 I'm hoping not to make too many.
	I'm hoping not to make too many.
 	I still haven't shaken off the ones here who annoy me.
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm
 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:55,
	
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	 Just delete some threads, they turn on you quickly
	Just delete some threads, they turn on you quickly
 	
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PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:56,
	
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	 Oh man it drives them nuts.
	Oh man it drives them nuts.
 	RIGHTEOUS ANGER
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm
 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:57,
	
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	 Perhaps a disguise?
	Perhaps a disguise?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:56,
	
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	 Grow me beard out
	Grow me beard out
 	
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 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm
 Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:58,
	
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	 Or a burka?
	Or a burka?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:00,
	
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	 a friend in need
	a friend in need
 	is a bloody nuisance
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:07,
	
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	 Yes.
	Yes.  
 	Alt:  Bloody hell, I nearly am 40.  Still working.  Hopefully retired.    
Alt alt:  Can I have equal amounts of both?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:53,
	
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	 You may have 20 friends and £20, yes.
	You may have 20 friends and £20, yes.
 	
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:54,
	
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	 Thanks.  Is it my round?
	Thanks.  Is it my round?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:55,
	
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	 Yeah.
	Yeah.
 	Luckily for you I'm a cheap date these days.
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:55,
	
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	 With £20 for twenty friends it's going to be a short night.
	With £20 for twenty friends it's going to be a short night.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:57,
	
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	 It's OK, I just saw you are a West Ham fan.
	It's OK, I just saw you are a West Ham fan.
 	I think I severely over estimated the number of friends you are allowed to have.
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 scarpe We Stole Bikes
 scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:58,
	
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	 West Ham Over Land & Sea.
	West Ham Over Land & Sea.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:02,
	
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	 Meh
	Meh
 	Alt: 40 - Married with 3 kids
60 - Dead
80 - Deader
Alt: More money
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:54,
	
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 	so you are only going to spend 20 years MAX with your kids? shellfish!
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:03,
	
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	 Alt: I can't see past March at the moment, so fuck knows. Hell, I could even have drunk myself to death before my 40th birthday
	Alt: I can't see past March at the moment, so fuck knows. Hell, I could even have drunk myself to death before my 40th birthday
 	Altalt: Money. I'm pretty much "Montied" at the moment. I have plenty of friends (no, really), but unfortunately I cannot eat them or sell them into slavery to pay my rent.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:56,
	
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	 You should sell that homebrew.  I'd buy a bottle.
	You should sell that homebrew.  I'd buy a bottle.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:58,
	
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	 That's a point - starting to wish I'd saved a few bottles now.
	That's a point - starting to wish I'd saved a few bottles now.
 	Still, it's easily recreated. Just need to wait until the elderflowers come out. And then hope to god it's more like last year's batch than the year before's batch...
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:00,
	
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	 That'll be a nice drop in the summer.
	That'll be a nice drop in the summer.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:01,
	
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	 It's an ideal summer drink
	It's an ideal summer drink
 	The flowers usually appear in late spring, then it needs a few weeks to ferment and mature and is (hopefully) in a drinkable condition by the time the temperature picks up.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:07,
	
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	 I have plans to try and ferment a can of fruit salad
	I have plans to try and ferment a can of fruit salad
 	Just to see what would happen. I'm not sure if I'm being encouraged or discouraged.
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 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:02,
	
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	 *encourages*
	*encourages*
 	And carbonate it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:03,
	
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	 then dare boys to drink it
	then dare boys to drink it
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:05,
	
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	 I have to admit I have looked at the prices of soda streams.
	I have to admit I have looked at the prices of soda streams.
 	
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 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:08,
	
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	 If we do it right, it should carbonate itself.
	If we do it right, it should carbonate itself.
 	
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:09,
	
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	 /professional.
	/professional.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:15,
	
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	 I'm all for it
	I'm all for it
 	I just can't find that other tin of fruit salad.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:06,
	
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	 I think a tin of the shitty in syrup would be better
	I think a tin of the shitty in syrup would be better
 	than actual proper nice fridge-fruit. Though we can always experiment, I guess.
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 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
 Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:07,
	
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	 It certainly contains more sugar
	It certainly contains more sugar
 	And in any case you get an excuse to use your fancy new hand-blender.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:09,
	
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	 Hand blenders are awesome.
	Hand blenders are awesome.
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:12,
	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:13,
	
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	 Only you could get more excited about kitchen utensils than alcohol...
	Only you could get more excited about kitchen utensils than alcohol...
 	
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:13,
	
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	 Only just noticed the alcohol mentioned above tbh
	Only just noticed the alcohol mentioned above tbh
 	I'm thoroughly ashamed of myself...
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:16,
	
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	 i guess i can't really complain about either
	i guess i can't really complain about either
 	but i would like more of my friends to have more money, as quite often there is stuff going on that some of them can just never afford.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:00,
	
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	 Pikeys, eh?
	Pikeys, eh?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:01,
	
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	 what can you do?
	what can you do?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:06,
	
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 	lend us a fiver?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:02,
	
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	 bend over then
	bend over then
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:19,
	
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	 You're paying for bumhole shots? How can I get for a close up with a lego man sticking out?
	You're paying for bumhole shots? How can I get for a close up with a lego man sticking out?
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:26,
	
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	 Alt Alt:
	Alt Alt:
 	Both, I'd probably spend more money on friends, so with more friends and more money I'd be able to keep everyone happy.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:08,
	
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	 I hope to have sex by then again.
	I hope to have sex by then again.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:08,
	
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	 Ever the eternal optimist, Gonz.
	Ever the eternal optimist, Gonz.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:15,
	
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	 Rich for the stars and hit the top of the trees.
	Rich for the stars and hit the top of the trees.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:25,
	
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