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Nature or nurture? Alt: what's your current #1 pet hate?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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so gayness is "how they were raised"Seems unlikely. Did your parents make you straight, assuming you are?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:31,
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I thought nature vs nurture was more an argument about behaviour, not whether you're a gayer or not?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:33,
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*something really funny about how Kroney takes it*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:46,
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So you think arsebanditry is genetic?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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Wasn't Mengele your mum's Obstetrician? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:41,
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NurtureAlt: When you run Checkdisk on Windows it a) spells disc with a k and b) stage 2 states that it's "checking indexes" instead of indices.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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If "index" was of a Greek root, rather than LatinI'd be getting cross that it wasn't saying "checking indipodes"
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Kroney, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:33,
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*opens bottle of Krug to celebrate*(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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You're not exactly worth vintage Cristal(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:48,
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Nature.My godmother's son is a raging woofter, who lives with his 'partner', a chap who works in musical theatre. It was blatantly obvious this boy was a chutter when he was about three.
Alt: how to choose?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:31,
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Nature. Only the strongest survive.
Alt: You taking the piss out of my hairline.
PS I thought you'd be taller tbh.
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Nope. I am 5'8'' of pure anger, aggression and slight obesity. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:34,
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That is tallFor a girl
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:36,
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National average for a bloke. It's the only thing that's average about me.Everything else is obviously excellent.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:38,
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Says the poofter who drinks cooking lager with a top.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:39,
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Whatever he can have blended and then can sip through a straw.He has to get someone to move his head dobber to the side first though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:50,
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i don't drink very much, i usually just take whats on offerand i am absolutely blinding in company, i'm proper loved round these parts
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Wouldn't dream of it, old boy. How you are perceived is all your own work.
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Even 12 year old girls can drink shandy like that until daybreak. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:42,
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Yeah, you're better off giving them something stronger.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:43,
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Mixture of both clearlyAlt: No way to easily choose, so I'll pick the irritating advert for 'This Means War.' Or possibly freezing feet
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:36,
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Alt: age old debates being given definite answers by unqualified internet users.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:44,
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Don't make me delete this.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:46,
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gok wan is currently out of the officefreeing the rest of us from turgid news links etc etc etc. a golden age for b3ta.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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Stop it. His absence should mean we have two weeks peace and quiet between the two of you. Not two weeks of you moaning about him.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:53,
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no such luckhe'd be posting this from under the patio if you were right
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:00,
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you know when the jordaches buried there dad and jimmy corkhill dug him up?how come they didn't bury him deeper? and how come corkhill was digging so deep to begin with?
and how did they manage to dig and bury him overnight anyway, feeble girl women that they were?
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noi can safely say i have no idea what you are talking about.
i used to have jordache trainers though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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are they the ones with extra large tongues?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:35,
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HaNo there was a lezza character in Brookside called Beth Jordache (played by the lovely Anna Friel.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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alt: politicians who support stuff their constituents either don't want or don't care aboutBecause of pressure groups or contributors. E.g. NHS reform being pushed by Lords and MPs with a financial interest in private medical providers.
Actually just politicians.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:51,
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No, it's what her and her mincer boyfriend used to get up to. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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He did, using her foofThe double dipping was actually just ATM, with him simply burying his shit stained cock in her minge on every pass. That's why she was pissing sweetcorn for weeks.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:59,
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darling, for the last timei'm not the one from macc
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:00,
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i thought that at first when i read what he put too, especially as ATM means ass to mouth, n ot ass to foofbut i assume he meant it went through her whole digestive ssytem and came back out in her wee somehow?
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you have thought about thisway way way too much
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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his post didn't make sense and i tried to reason with it in my overcomplicated mind(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:05, Reply)
I don't mean it literally like thatI mean every time she'd go for a piss, she'd find sweetcorn in the bowl.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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So you're saying she's so slack that stuff just drops out whenever she sits down?
You're not making things better for yourself here.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:08,
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explain further please how ATM would end up with sweetcorn in her fanny?(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)
He's dipping into her fanny on the way to her mouth to get the worst of the shit off(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:12,
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It's only a quick dip, akin to wetting your hands before handling dough(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:18,
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i saw him last nightfor a late cinema showing after a stressful afternoon coaching my mate on interview techniques.
he was double dipping in the tartare sauce AND the cheeseboard.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:58,
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oh come off iti'm not saying it was cock-stiffeningly exciting, but there's a fuckton worse out there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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After AA's postit is impossible not to read this as a euphemism
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Kroney, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:01,
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Alt: My current pet hateis how every single thread seems to end up in a discussion about swipe's fanny.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:10,
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It is possibly only one conversationbut the echo keeps coming back around
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heythere are lots of other cunts that get air time on here
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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nowtsureAlt: when people dont watch their fucking kids in public. Omg. Not just the rowdy type that like to tear shit up, but when people walk away from their kids and they start crying bc they cant find their mom, omfg makes me want to cut a bitch
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:13,
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It's character building for the kidsOtherwise they'd end up growing up to whine on the internet about stuff.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:18,
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Bitsa both.We are clearly shaped by nurture and the environment, however people also clearly have genetic predisposition to all kinds of things that also effect behaviour.
Alt: Not a lot to day, I am all jesusy and forgiving.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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I think it's definitely a little of both.Personality mostly nature, attitude and behaviour more nurture.
Alt: people. Always. Mostly the poorly-behaved, ill-bred lower-class types.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:30,
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Alt: Realising that the bloke sitting behind you on the bus has eye-wateringly bad BO.(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Alt Alt: Realising there's no-one sitting behind you, and it's actually your own foetid armpit stench you can smell.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:35,
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Alt Alt Alt: Remembering that you had armpits amputated for that very reason, and that it must in fact be your crotch(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)
Alt: next door's dog.Lovely though he is, his owners are both out through the day and all he does is howl like an anguished Arsene Wenger.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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That's because I've been figging him each morningSoz.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:53,
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I'm surprised you haven't tried this, Stunneden.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:03,
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If you'd have said Rhaphanidosis Then I would have known what you meant. ;-)
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Alt: slow thread daysIf only all the horrible people hadn't ruined offtopic.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:53,
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men in brown leather jackets should fuck off(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:54,
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I took your and AA's combined tip last week and ate in the Egg Cafe. It was nice. Thanks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:56,
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Oh cool.I hope to god you weren't wearing a brown leather jacket
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:58,
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What's the problem with brown leather jackets?(I don't own one btw).
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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I've never worn one.I also found a pub that brews its own beer and paid an obligatory visit to Probe Records. Overall a successful trip to your city.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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It's never a successful trip to Liverpoolunless you also leave with a full set of alloys and a bag full of knock off imitation sports and leisure wear.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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And whatever is the T-shirt de semaine that is being sold on the stalls in the centre of town. (, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Eeee we don't have t shirts on stalls apart from footy ones.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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Found anywhere to live in Edinburgh yet, Roots?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:12,
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Nope but looking at two tomorrow. Fings crawsed.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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Good luck.There are not many cities I could be arsed with living in, but Edinburgh is one of them. I love it up there.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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We're spending Easter there this year.Staying with my in-laws unfortunately.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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I would normally be thinking about booking a cheap train ticket up there about now.But under the current circumstances probably not a good idea.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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There's a nice pub at the entrance to the Cains Brewey. And The Philharmonic Dining Rooms are nice. imho.
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The cains one is ok if you're buying ales as they're subsidised.The spirits are extortionate though.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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+ that I go to all the time as I love Scouse mincers offloading on my chin.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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Have you been stalking me? If you have, let me know somewhere you'd like to go.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:25,
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Hair Bear Bunch?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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I have a video of this at home, I think tonight will be spent binned to the gills, watching it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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