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This stripper I used to go out with is deadonly she isn't dead, in fact I saw her on the 10th, but her death certificate says the 9th.
Did I have lunch with a Ghost Stripper?
Alt. Battered, Stunned and swipe seem to have it in for me, what has made them so bitter?
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Alt: judging by the last thread, I'd say public transport.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:46,
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Poor people?have you seen the price of tickets these days?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:48,
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no, because i'm not poorcan't they pay for it with oysters now or something?
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Shellfish in general I think.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY GO ON STRIKE FOR EXTRA PAY AND THEY'RE ALREADY ON A DECENT WAGE!!!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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see? whats all this about? did i wrong you? did you done got abused when a baby?(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This looks like an attempt to sound interesting and gain unwarranted attention by inventing a story and posting it onlineDon't worry Quinten, it's perfectly normal behaviour for a needy Sociopath. Try not to get caught out on some of the sketchy details.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:53,
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but she is defintely a dead stripper who i used to have sex withi hope they didn't creamate her
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Barry beat me to the coveted "b3tan we most want to meet" award.Why must I always be the bridesmaid, Quentin? I bet it was a close-run thing, though. I'm a fucking hero, me.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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I've already met you Kroney.So don't feel too bad.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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maybe its because your always moanin and never say anything interesting?(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)
It just sounds like I'm moaningbecause I'm making love to the English language every time I speak.
Yeah ok, that didn't sense. Fuck you.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:03,
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If it helps, I have a feeling I'm still the the "b3tan we least want to meet", so just remember, it could be worse!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:04,
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aw why would you say that, you seem niceand who cares what those old arseholes think
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If only you had a mum who was alive I'd deffo want to meet you(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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shortest eppisode of How I Meet Your Mother EVER.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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i donno what it is youre talking about, but i like ending other peoples dull stories with..."but [name], there is no [object/person/thing]. There _waa_ an [object/person/thibg], but it died in a house fire. 100 years ago to the day".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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i once saw an eppisode of x files and there was tge ghoast of an alien.HOW SCARY WOULD THAT BE!!!
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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OH WOH!i didn't even realise aliens had ghosts! I thought they was like dogs
is that the eipsode where the shadows eat people?
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nah there was an episode of x files where that happened toothere was a guy whose shadow ate people, so he hung around train stations where the lighting was soft and the floors dull so he didn't cast a shadow
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Alt: I think they are jealous of how popular you are.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:08,
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i think you have a point, lots of people here been very nice to me and i like them for thatand this lot keep throwing there toys out the pram at me, i'm not saying its affecting my day to day routine but theres only so much you can take you know?
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You need to step back from teh internet Quinten and realise that it's all attention, and that's what we're here for(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:15,
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the more they act like they hate me the more i think they secretly love me(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Cor you're a fucking celeb now Bob(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:16,
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You've made Mikes list www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16234
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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There's some good reading there, and Bobby as well of course(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:23,
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You need to post on talk, and be shitter than usual, which is usually pretty shitring any bells?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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I'm not here to impress anyone THAT WOULD BE A BENT WAY OF LOOKING AT THE INTERNETI get's what I wants and fucks off!
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I can't see myself on there? who the fuck is mike anyway? some internet cunt right?
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Is anyone able to pinpoint the precise moment OT became 'shit'?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:23,
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(JeffTheDogFucker is not a black dude with natty dreads., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:23
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:24,
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Yeshwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post188577
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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It's Colonel Draculas birfday today, cunt thinks he's too good for us(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:29,
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No, do it with as much fuss as possibleName names and specific crimes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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Whatever you do don't call him fatHe'll link up your home address and pictures and all that shit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:41,
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for real? did he do that? i seem to remember someone did thatwas it him?
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Yer, he gets real angry when you call him fatHe's not as stupid as he comes across on here HE WILL FIND YOU !!!!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:45,
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck there are some real crazies herewith the gun threats and the stalking, think i really will leave after all
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Too lateYour card is marked already. You are living on borrowed time.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:48,
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I didn't murder no-one!she was alive when i saw her the day after she died!
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so you say.I am picturing a Weekend at Bernie's scenario here.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:44,
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What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?Quinten's prostitute stripper friend, thats who
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^ Deep Blue Somethings less successful.....(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:54,
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I was taking part in a quiz with my parents onceand the answer to a question was 'Deep Blue Something'.
We had a very amusing five minutes' 'Who's on first' type exchange while I was dictatingthe answer to my dad.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:56,
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Hu's the President of China. Some poor bastard had to explain this to George W Bush.
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boredom, quentinsome of it inspired by work. some of it inspired by you. nothing personal, like.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:52,
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show us mrs quentin then, go oni bet she's a complete swamp donkey
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:01,
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thats completely out of order! i've never taken the mickey out of your imaginary boyfriendses looks!and i'm not posting anymore photos here aftyer you were so mean
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the thing is, rightif you'd SEEN the last two guys i've been on dates with from here, you wouldn't need to take the mickey. their faces kind of do that for you.
also if we were in court right now, i would argue successfully that your post makes it clear that there is no mrs q.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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there is a mrs q, i don't think i need to post proof for that to be true(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)
it's no good googling something unrealisticwe've all seen you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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I could probably have timed walking to Waitrose in a dressing gown a little better. So many school kids.
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I miss Chompy.I've spent hours trying to find the url for the bbc website.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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it's statements like thisthat made me avoid you at the weekend. like the plague, jeff.
LIKE THE PLAGUE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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You just aren't hard enough to drink with the Internet hard men.That's the real reason.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:14,
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This is a good point.You'll be in bits after half a cider.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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Have you tried searching for a "search engine"?Someone told me you can use these to find things, but I don't know which button to click to find one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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This isn't a very good thread.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:31,
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