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Tell me about your sense of style.
This season i'm going for Whore Couture.

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(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:34, 109 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
sexeh tiem is my style

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:39, Reply)
well what does it look like? Victorias secret models or sweaty men in fat suits?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)
No need for the fat suit.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)

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(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Sexy like a greased up stoat in a thong

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:47, Reply)
i dont evrn know what a stoat is but it sounds sexy

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/nature/images/ic/credit/640x395/s/st/stoat/stoat_1.jpg
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)
i thought it would be some kind of lizard

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Middle aged, grey haired, slightly overweight and angry is the style I've been aiming for.
I think I've got it pretty much perfect.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)
so old and cranky
Do you wear your trousers up to your nipples?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)
he has moobs that sag to his waist, so yes

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:52, Reply)
No my beer gut pushes the waist down.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Unshaven and unkempt.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:53, Reply)
+ and uneducated and uncouth and unintelligent and unattractive

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Oh steady on
who're you calling uneducated?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:54, Reply)
make it so No. 1

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:54, Reply)
im guessing you are a bear

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Kroney, earlier:

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:03, Reply)
he looks pretty groovy in a far out kind of way

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)
I rock a neckerchief

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Skinny bloke with ill-fitting clothes.
This season I am mostly wearing a small amount of drool/posset on my left shoulder and bags under my eyes.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:57, Reply)
ive started drooling in my sleep
Its really not as sexy as it seems
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)
It's even less appealing when you start to do it awake too.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Non-existent

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)
yeah we all know you dress like a mong

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:00, Reply)
1970s roadie.
TILL I DIE!!!!!!

Alt: Mr Peevly
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:01, Reply)
but wwhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:02, Reply)
I guess I'm just a long hair, grubby jeans and t shirt kinda guy.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I have a very important question
do you have bangs?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:06, Reply)
That's what we would call a fringe, right?
No I don't.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:08, Reply)
I don't think so, I don't know but it's the hair that goes across your forehead

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, Reply)
It's all long. None of it stops at my eyebrows.
Are we getting anywhere here?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:11, Reply)
oh, that's okay then

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)
I don't look like a heavy metal gaylord.
Don't panic.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)
nah, I was afraid you looked like the queer down at open mic night with bangs in a suit jacket with jeans and cowboy boots

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Hell no.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)
He does dye his hair though

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)
you mean it's not naturally grey?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)
It was looking suspiciously dyed the other day.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)
really?
Trying to ditch the Sirius Black look I'll be bound. the great steaming gaylord.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:20, Reply)
No. Not really.
Battered is a blind as he is stupid.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)
I have 20:20 vision.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Well stop drinking Mad Dog and perhaps you'll be able to see better.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Still resembling this guy then?
www.harry-potter-movie-buzz.com/wp-content/uploads/harrypotter/large_Sirius%20Black-3tzb6iqm.jpg
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)
That is quite uncanny isn't it?
Amusingly my brother looks like Harry Potter as well.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

rother +oyfriend
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fringe_(hair)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)
yes.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Or do you mean 'why Mr Peevly'
in which case I must correct you: the phrase is 'Oo-oo Mr Peevly'.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:06, Reply)
now you know I am not going to understand that

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Sorry Kristabelle.
A private joke. So private only I find it remotely entertaining.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10, Reply)
you are probably chuckling as we speak

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Oh I'm lolling HARD.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)

1970s roadie tramp.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:05, Reply)
1970s tramp, please.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Like this?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This joke is super.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10, Reply)
You do actually look like the chap in the middle a little bit.
The one putting his mate in the gayest headlock ever photographed.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)
It's no 'Vulcan death grip' is it?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)
No, but then neither is a Vulcan nerve pinch.
Death grip indeed, you ill-educated Neanderthal.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)
God it's like I don't know the first thing about EastEnders or whatever it's called.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Bloody Well Right

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)
are those the beegees?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Yup. All five of 'em.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)
That made me chuckle
far more than it should have
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)
i bet youre the one in the middle

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:18, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1538712
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I'm on my phone and I can read it all at once

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)
No, I'm just pleased to see you.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Scruffy university lecturer style.
Fitting, really. I dress like Sarah Lund from The Killing, except my jumpers aren't as expensive.

Alt: grunge. I miss grunge. I don't think I ever really left grunge.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Crazy cat lady surely?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I don't like cats.
They're owned by emotionally-stunted people.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)
do you have frizzy red hair?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)
It's red but more lank than frizzy.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Stupid patterns and currently a weird obsession with teal.
I was proud of my cardigan-sweater vest-batwing top combination yesterday.

Alt: Favourite. Also, someone has nicked my favourite seat in the library :(
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)
put your batwings on and kick their arse

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)
I'll just have to get up earlier tomorrow.
Or piss on the wheelie chair. That'll put them off.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)
mark it with your "scent"

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)
don't you talk to me about grammar

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Sorry darlin'.
Did you have a good birthday?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)
yes thank you

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Were none of your friends dicks? They often seemed to be acting like dicks

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)
yeah, I played 1 song I really wanted to hear and they changed it and I got pissed off and went to bed
but nobody knew about it and nobody even came to check on me for or look for me until somebody else showed up at the party
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)
cunt punch the lot of them

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:36, Reply)
shit happens

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Shout to the top.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)
God they were shite.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)
I really liked them.
I suppose you hated WHAM! too.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)
He loved what they stood for
ie being benders
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)
hahahahahahahahaha

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Their chewy bars were alright.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:29, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1538759
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Mate
It's like I don't even KNOW you.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)
See also:
The Jam
Every other thing that tedious cunt Weller has done.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)
He did one good tune.
'Kosmos' 'Lynch Mob Bonus Beats' remix: on the b-side of the 'Hung Up' 12"

It's brilliant. You'd never know he was anything to do with it.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)
The style council
Note that your sense of style took 3 minutes.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Like his lovemaking.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Only a couple of minutes longer.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I forgot foreplay.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:36, Reply)
And cigarette smoking.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)
i'm like a tall tanned uncle fester ina snazzy suit

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)
WIth hair or without?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Monty my parents have just bought Oswald moseley's sisters house in Clifton.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Splendid.
The pub on the corner of Bethnal Green and Cambridge Heath Road was the blackshirts' meeting place, before they went off beating up foreigns in the 30s. It's still very 'white' in there.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I will be looking for bodies and loot.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Story of my life.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I dress like and explosion in a charity shop
If the charity shop was next door to an army surplus store. I think I have my own sense of style, people who have met me disagree. The older I get the less I care.

Alt: I'm missing grunge ATM.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)
1950's mafioso in a chewbacca costume.
LOLWAKI!!!!
(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Oh man that is wakidocious in extremis!!!!!!!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

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