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Tell me about your sense of style.
This season i'm going for Whore Couture.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:34,
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sexeh tiem is my style
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:39,
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well what does it look like? Victorias secret models or sweaty men in fat suits?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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No need for the fat suit.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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chevron
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:49,
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Sexy like a greased up stoat in a thong
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:47,
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i dont evrn know what a stoat is but it sounds sexy
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:49,
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i thought it would be some kind of lizard
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:51,
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Middle aged, grey haired, slightly overweight and angry is the style I've been aiming for.
I think I've got it pretty much perfect.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:44,
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so old and cranky
Do you wear your trousers up to your nipples?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:50,
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he has moobs that sag to his waist, so yes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:52,
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No my beer gut pushes the waist down.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:53,
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Unshaven and unkempt.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:53,
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+ and uneducated and uncouth and unintelligent and unattractive
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:53,
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Oh steady on
who're you calling uneducated?
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Kroney, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:54,
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make it so No. 1
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:54,
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im guessing you are a bear
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:57,
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Kroney, earlier:

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:03,
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he looks pretty groovy in a far out kind of way
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:07,
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I rock a neckerchief
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Kroney, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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Skinny bloke with ill-fitting clothes.
This season I am mostly wearing a small amount of drool/posset on my left shoulder and bags under my eyes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:57,
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ive started drooling in my sleep
Its really not as sexy as it seems
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:59,
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It's even less appealing when you start to do it awake too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:03,
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Non-existent
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:59,
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yeah we all know you dress like a mong
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:00,
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1970s roadie.
TILL I DIE!!!!!!
Alt: Mr Peevly
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:01,
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but wwhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:02,
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I guess I'm just a long hair, grubby jeans and t shirt kinda guy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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I have a very important question
do you have bangs?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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That's what we would call a fringe, right?
No I don't.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:08,
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I don't think so, I don't know but it's the hair that goes across your forehead
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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It's all long. None of it stops at my eyebrows.
Are we getting anywhere here?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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oh, that's okay then
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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I don't look like a heavy metal gaylord.
Don't panic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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nah, I was afraid you looked like the queer down at open mic night with bangs in a suit jacket with jeans and cowboy boots
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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Hell no.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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He does dye his hair though
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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you mean it's not naturally grey?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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It was looking suspiciously dyed the other day.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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really?
Trying to ditch the Sirius Black look I'll be bound. the great steaming gaylord.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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No. Not really.
Battered is a blind as he is stupid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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I have 20:20 vision.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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Well stop drinking Mad Dog and perhaps you'll be able to see better.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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That is quite uncanny isn't it?
Amusingly my brother looks like Harry Potter as well.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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rother +oyfriend
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:07,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fringe_(hair)
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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yes.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:17,
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Or do you mean 'why Mr Peevly'
in which case I must correct you: the phrase is 'Oo-oo Mr Peevly'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:06,
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now you know I am not going to understand that
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:08,
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Sorry Kristabelle.
A private joke. So private only I find it remotely entertaining.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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you are probably chuckling as we speak
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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Oh I'm lolling HARD.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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1970s roadie tramp.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:05,
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1970s tramp, please.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:07,
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Like this?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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This joke is super.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:10,
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You do actually look like the chap in the middle a little bit.
The one putting his mate in the gayest headlock ever photographed.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:14,
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It's no 'Vulcan death grip' is it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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No, but then neither is a Vulcan nerve pinch.
Death grip indeed, you ill-educated Neanderthal.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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God it's like I don't know the first thing about EastEnders or whatever it's called.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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Bloody Well Right
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:16,
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are those the beegees?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:12,
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Yup. All five of 'em.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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That made me chuckle
far more than it should have
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:15,
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i bet youre the one in the middle
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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I'm on my phone and I can read it all at once
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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No, I'm just pleased to see you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:13,
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Scruffy university lecturer style.
Fitting, really. I dress like Sarah Lund from The Killing, except my jumpers aren't as expensive.
Alt: grunge. I miss grunge. I don't think I ever really left grunge.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:09,
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Crazy cat lady surely?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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I don't like cats.
They're owned by emotionally-stunted people.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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do you have frizzy red hair?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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It's red but more lank than frizzy.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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Stupid patterns and currently a weird obsession with teal.
I was proud of my cardigan-sweater vest-batwing top combination yesterday.
Alt: Favourite. Also, someone has nicked my favourite seat in the library :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:19,
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put your batwings on and kick their arse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:21,
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I'll just have to get up earlier tomorrow.
Or piss on the wheelie chair. That'll put them off.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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mark it with your "scent"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:24,
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don't you talk to me about grammar
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:22,
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Sorry darlin'.
Did you have a good birthday?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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yes thank you
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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Were none of your friends dicks? They often seemed to be acting like dicks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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yeah, I played 1 song I really wanted to hear and they changed it and I got pissed off and went to bed
but nobody knew about it and nobody even came to check on me for or look for me until somebody else showed up at the party
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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cunt punch the lot of them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:36,
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shit happens
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:37,
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Shout to the top.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:23,
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God they were shite.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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I really liked them.
I suppose you hated WHAM! too.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:26,
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He loved what they stood for
ie being benders
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:27,
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hahahahahahahahaha
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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Their chewy bars were alright.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:29,
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Mate
It's like I don't even KNOW you.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:31,
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See also:
The Jam
Every other thing that tedious cunt Weller has done.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:28,
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He did one good tune.
'Kosmos' 'Lynch Mob Bonus Beats' remix: on the b-side of the 'Hung Up' 12"
It's brilliant. You'd never know he was anything to do with it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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The style council
Note that your sense of style took 3 minutes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:32,
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Like his lovemaking.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:33,
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Only a couple of minutes longer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:34,
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I forgot foreplay.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:36,
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And cigarette smoking.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:55,
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i'm like a tall tanned uncle fester ina snazzy suit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:50,
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WIth hair or without?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:10,
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Monty my parents have just bought Oswald moseley's sisters house in Clifton.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:53,
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Splendid.
The pub on the corner of Bethnal Green and Cambridge Heath Road was the blackshirts' meeting place, before they went off beating up foreigns in the 30s. It's still very 'white' in there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:56,
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I will be looking for bodies and loot.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:57,
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Story of my life.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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I dress like and explosion in a charity shop
If the charity shop was next door to an army surplus store. I think I have my own sense of style, people who have met me disagree. The older I get the less I care.
Alt: I'm missing grunge ATM.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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1950's mafioso in a chewbacca costume.
LOLWAKI!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:11,
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Oh man that is wakidocious in extremis!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 14:38,
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