Asthma doesn't exist. It's just an excuse for fat kids to get off games lessons at school.
MTFU.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:39, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fuck right off

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I concur...
Asthma is up there with hayfever as an illness for the lover of the gentleman sausage
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Fuck right off.
As someone who didn't suffer from hayfever for 33 years then suddenly got hit with the worst bout of leaky face and itchy cunty eyes and nose for five months of the year, every year, without fail, PLUS an allergy to cats right out of fucking nowhere, I can confidently state that hayfever is a massive bastard and no mistaking it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Why do you think your immune system hates you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Probably all the racism.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Immune responses are so preachy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Just admit
You developed this after a bout of gentleman wrestling and all your woes will be cured
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)

So basically what you're saying is, if I go out and get me some lady loving, my allergies will disappear?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)

yep.
trust me, I'm a doctor.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)

See medical proof

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

r etc etc
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

wahwahwah treeshate me wahwahwah

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

You can fuck right off and all
I was born with asthma, it affected me really badly for the first 4-5 years of my life, and regularly makes appearances now
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I refer the honorable gentleman
To the cure above.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Had some last weekend
I find Clenil to be a better long term cure
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I am going to deliberately misunderstand this and say
It doesnt count if it is a skinny hipster chap in a wig
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I get fexofenadine on prescription, fucking amazing drug.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Good good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)

il drix
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

She's not fond of me, so the likelihood of a long term cure is slim to nil

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)

She's more in the "permanent cure with a claw hammer and an unmarked grave" line

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)

oh shut the fuck up, its obviously a made up illness for fat people

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Their throats are too fat and their skin is covered in sores

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I had it before I was fat, shitwit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

yeah but the fat gene was there, just waiting to get you when you hit 25

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)

It's not a gene, I'm the fat one of the family
I got fat because I changed jobs and exercise habits, whilst my diet got worse.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)

so you've got a fat lazy gene and asthma?
its no wonder your single
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)

It's all the lard in his moobs pressing on his lungs

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Not lazy, fat because I eat too much
If I was interested in getting a girlfriend, I'd go out looking for one. But I don't, so I don't.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:13, Reply)

thats the same excuse all fat people use
to be fair both my brother and sister have asthma, but they smoke, so fuck em
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)

lol

( zulu eh?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)